I suppose some patriots will have to start selling fried pork rinds by calling them "meat-based cassava chip substitute," and point out that it reduces waste by using non-premium cuts.
I would assume that it doesn't contain "dairy", as many mashed potatoes have butter added. - stupid either way, and should have just has a small "vegan" icon on the side, and not a massive marketing logo
If this messaging gets someone excited, they probably still wear their mask... when they are alone in their car... on their way home from their 4th booster shot...
As someone having worked in retail for longer then I’m necessarily comfortable admitting. Both service side and back end. The package and slogan is likely deliberate to reassure people that yes potatoes are plants.
A general retail rule of thumb now is to assume the entirety of the general population is uneducated and has an IQ and self awareness mildly above that of the average hamster.
A second retail rule of thumb. You should assume your workforce has the intelligence and ability of a particularly talented Chimpanzee.
As someone who worked bottom-rung retail (walmart). I can tell you you're on the right track, but still wrong.
Assume your workforce is reasonably intelligent, but unreasonably lazy... and/or in too much of a hurry, because they're doing the work of five people, including three or four who are fucking off while that one person actually does the work.
Figure out which ones are actually working, give them a modest pay raise and maybe some unofficial authority and see which ones can actually get their departments under control. The rest, kick their lazier coworkers out and replace them with people who actually value their jobs, but keep the hard workers, even if they don't keep their authority. Some people just aren't natural leaders, but are fantastic workers when encouraged properly.
It bugs me to see "cholesterol free" or "gluten free" on a vegetable. I suppose over half the population has double digit IQs. Which implies to me that average shouldn't be 100, but more like 85 or 80.
I don’t know what the American equivalent of ASDA is, Walmart maybe? Anyway the kind of people who shop there would not be out of place in the movie ‘idiocracy’.
it's a smart marketing move if you know your customer base are retards.
I'm surprised it didn't say "boneless".
I chuckled.
I thought maybe because we have firearms and can hit back. This is better. We have no brains for them to dine on. LOL
I found this funny.
PRAY for me.
Fly past and lock their freaking doors!
"Can't have shit in Sol Sector."
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
They are made out of British potatoes. It's on the packaging. Just reminding the vegetarians they can eat potatoes, I guess its the best marketing??
I suppose some patriots will have to start selling fried pork rinds by calling them "meat-based cassava chip substitute," and point out that it reduces waste by using non-premium cuts.
Why not? they already have "gluten free" labels on them...😂
"WOKE" I.Q.s EXPLAIN THIS... 😱
I would assume that it doesn't contain "dairy", as many mashed potatoes have butter added. - stupid either way, and should have just has a small "vegan" icon on the side, and not a massive marketing logo
If this messaging gets someone excited, they probably still wear their mask... when they are alone in their car... on their way home from their 4th booster shot...
WTF is a potato then?
Seriously, though, just their dumb slogan on their vegan products.
https://corporate.asda.com/newsroom/2020/01/02/asda-launches-first-vegan-plant-based-range-with-48-new-products
Considering our poor public education system these days... at least they spelled it correctly, even though it makes no sense.
As someone having worked in retail for longer then I’m necessarily comfortable admitting. Both service side and back end. The package and slogan is likely deliberate to reassure people that yes potatoes are plants.
A general retail rule of thumb now is to assume the entirety of the general population is uneducated and has an IQ and self awareness mildly above that of the average hamster.
A second retail rule of thumb. You should assume your workforce has the intelligence and ability of a particularly talented Chimpanzee.
As someone who worked bottom-rung retail (walmart). I can tell you you're on the right track, but still wrong.
Assume your workforce is reasonably intelligent, but unreasonably lazy... and/or in too much of a hurry, because they're doing the work of five people, including three or four who are fucking off while that one person actually does the work.
Figure out which ones are actually working, give them a modest pay raise and maybe some unofficial authority and see which ones can actually get their departments under control. The rest, kick their lazier coworkers out and replace them with people who actually value their jobs, but keep the hard workers, even if they don't keep their authority. Some people just aren't natural leaders, but are fantastic workers when encouraged properly.
Bugs
MEAT!
Duh guys, it's a starch not a plant.🤣
it goes the other way...can't tell you the number of times I wanted to laugh my ass off at "gluten free" meat products...
🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit... that gives me a fucking awesome idea.... BEEF BASED MASHED TATERS!!!!!!!
The 'magic' word Plant Based allow the manufacturer to increase the cost!
My wife has always been a vegetarian never seen these 'magic' words until the last couple of years.
They are a marketing con!
It bugs me to see "cholesterol free" or "gluten free" on a vegetable. I suppose over half the population has double digit IQs. Which implies to me that average shouldn't be 100, but more like 85 or 80.
I don’t know what the American equivalent of ASDA is, Walmart maybe? Anyway the kind of people who shop there would not be out of place in the movie ‘idiocracy’.
Lmfao