Elon Musk dissolves Twitter’s board and makes himself ‘sole director
(www.independent.co.uk)
✅ ALL YOUR BASE ✅
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makes meetings go a lot smoother...
Twitter board meetings before Elon:
Harumph!
Musk worked up a number 6 on them for sure.
https://youtu.be/SkQ8_Xr_zVY?t=29
Elon walks in front of the nearest mirror
I feel like I should fire more social justice warriors who are only here for power, money, and safe spaces. All in favor?
Can work from home.
I AM THE BOARD!
Chancellor Musk
The Riechserver fire
"Chief Twit"
But "chief twat" would have been better
I actually think he should be doing a new Spaceballs reference, or Hitchhiker's.
Maybe instead of a blue checkmark, you get a Heart of Gold; a gold colored heart if you will.
Maybe you give someone a towel instead of retweet.
Linking directly to a tweet is engaging your Infinite Improbability Drive.
When you get suspended for violent acts, your account gets labeled a Sad Marvin.
I tweeted that he must fire their “diversity officer” please tell him again
You mean the one that left an African American in charge?
Twitter Employees: “The Board will decide your fate.”
Elon: “I am the Board”
Damn
Lets have a vote.
Yes! All your base belong to us. Moohahaha. Steeple fingers in evil dictator mannerism. Kek.
And that's how you clean house folks!
The entitled brats are getting themselves an expensive education.
Gotta admit is very satisfying to see 5his.
Elon the Hatchet Man!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3SZ5sIMY6o That's the song I got for the blue checks.
Just had a meeting g with me self. Gonna release all the proof. Board voted unanimous.
Love it!! Lol!
here comes #twatterdictator from the lamestream media
☝☝☝ underdooted comment
Just don’t ask Trump For replacement suggestions.
Nothing to stop him from sending out a tweet that says "My fellow Americans" at this point.
When does a bird sing?
Or sink....
I - am - iron - man!!!!
He also wrote this in one of his tweets: Twitter Complaint Hotline Operator 😂😂