Playing chess with pigeons: They strut around the board, knocking down pieces, crap on the board, and then brags about winning. Wasn't that Putin's description of negotiating with Obama?
I guess jakebug has never heard of a "book" before.
This is the IQ we are forced to deal with. If this was truly the average IQ of mankind, we would still be living in caves, and bashing rocks together to make fire.
It is a product of the same government school system that educated the people who say " Who cares about farmers? When I need food, I go to the grocery store."
This is what we're up against.....
Like playing chess with pigeons.
No pigeons are smarter than that.
Kek.
Playing chess with pigeons: They strut around the board, knocking down pieces, crap on the board, and then brags about winning. Wasn't that Putin's description of negotiating with Obama?
SO Keking funny!
lol
Wish I had that spitting coffee gif. More true than many will ever know.
10 year old jakebug makes his very first tweet.
Keeping the nickname his mother gave him when he was three. How sweet.
He got that nickname from the kids he pays to suck their dicks, he's a bugman.
Dang.
Now you made me hear the death metal growl:
Cuff for your listening pleasure
Cuff for your listening pleasure
Wait till he finds out people can buy molecules.
Wait till he finds out that for $8 per month, a blue check can BUY MORE WORDS and post longer video.
And for 16/month he can pluralize himself through word magick! 😱
Wait til he finds out he is bought and sold on Wall Street.
Shhh... don't tell him his head will explode. He must think water is some human created magical potion.
Wait until he finds out big pfarma owns his and his families DnA.
First you make people dumb enough that you can control society completely. Then your society fails because the people are too dumb.
Back to the drawing board geniuses.
Did this dude never buy a book?
Apparently not. 🙄
Yikes, how can they function in society? Or am I just giving too much credit assuming they're actually a part of society?
Gasoline needs to be $500/gallon
I dunno if that would even wake people up.
Maybe when they are huddled around a trash can fire eating beans with no heat in the cold dark winter lol.
I think you are being too generous here. I don’t think they would be able to figure out how to open the can of beans in the first place and starve.
Oh ya. Lol
The stupid is strong with this one. lol
There are at least 189 other retards that think like him, whatever, who knows anymore?
@thejakebug
Make your own platform made of words then
"Nobody likes Twitter anymore"
I'd be willing to bet that most people are now liking it quite a bit more. Not criminals or bots of course, but regular people.
Sounds like a 4 year old.
A we bitnof business savvy in tje schools might have learned this man better.
Nobody is buying his words.
I guess he never watched Wheel of Fortune.
Does dickhead not know what a "company" is? This hurts my head.
I guess jakebug has never heard of a "book" before.
This is the IQ we are forced to deal with. If this was truly the average IQ of mankind, we would still be living in caves, and bashing rocks together to make fire.
Don't anyone tell him where milk comes from or eggs for that matter...
He bought the company. The company owns and operates the app and all servers required to run it, in addition to the code.
Idiot.
do we have a u/ #SaltTears
Because if not, we need a u/ #SaltTears
Apps are FREE! How do you buy Apps? His peanut brain is exploding! Get your umbrellas out. There will be more of this....
You are too dumb to know what sex you are this is waaaaaaay too hard for you.
Lmao. I guess books are free
I feel dumber for having read that.
You are not alone, Fren
"I'd like to buy a vowel." Even the normies know you can buy letters, which make up words. He needs to get himself a book.
I guess the whole deal about "it's a private company, they can do what they want" doesn't seem to hold water any longer.
Thanks. I'm now more retarded from reading this.
Wow. Watch ‘em twitch!!
Holy shit the retardation levels on this one is off the scale.
Lol, this is a funny parody account.
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This is a funny parody account, right?!
We're reaching levels of stupid that shouldn't be possible.
Only a brit could be so confident and also stupid.
I guess all his songs are up for grabs
It is a product of the same government school system that educated the people who say " Who cares about farmers? When I need food, I go to the grocery store."
I hovered on whether to click this or not. Should listened to my gut.
I felt at least three braincells die a screaming death at reading this morons words.
Thanks😖😭