Browsing r/politics to mine the tears, found another great list of reasons to support Mike Johnson!
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u/Choice-of-SteinsGate is..
A whiny leftist with close ties to marxists and legacy news
Early in their reddit history they were stilla whiner.
Supports the murder of babies.
Is a deranged druggie.
Believes fact checkers who tell them that there was no election fraud, despite the evidence.
Seethes and rages at the truth proving their fact checkers to be false.
Hates freedom, life, God, marriage.
Loves anything against God.
Is a good NPC, who believes everything their television tells them.
Doesn't think a man saying they are a woman is insane (despite the biological facts being pretty clear).
Dude is a walking talking NPC.. or just a bot.
Sounds like the typical redditard
Yeah, it's like the template for the Redditor Generation Device.
His name references Steins;Gate, and yet he probably doesn't even understand that CERN is evil! He's sitting there on world line 4 or 5, desperately trying to reach 0.
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This is very funny! Thank you. I needed a good laugh.
😂😂😂
Name checks out, Kek!
Trump supports Israel. I guess we're all npcs.
Time will tell, but I think we got a major upgrade.
I am one to always advocate for the 48 hour rule on ALL news of any kind. But I am already ready to say screw it and break out the champagne. I think this is a massive win!
"U.P.G.R.A.Y.E.D.D." - learn our comms
With 2 D's for a double dose of his "pimp game".
Nice to find s fellow traveler
I didn't read all of these whines.
But man, the ones I did read... if he can deliver on those things – America truly is in for a long-term treat and returning to values we were founded and based on.
Who takes the time to write all that?
That has to be a bot.
My first thought too.
That's always a safe bet with these types.
If you support Johnson...
You... might be an athletic supporter...
😂😂😂
Lol I don't get it.
Why fuck with medical marijuana? It saves libes and has huge medical upside. Bottom line is it should have never been schedule 1.
Hemp is too cheap and plentiful when you can force petroleum products at 10,000% mark up.
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/17gbcwt/well_we_have_a_speaker_hes_an_election_denier_and/k6ffahb/
Thanks for the link. I enjoy reading the salty comments, too. :D
Enjoy, fren!
Here's another one I found:
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/17g6mmm/house_republican_tells_reporter_to_shut_up_for/k6ei2e4/
Love that video clip! Perfect response to those losers in the media!
Right. Deep state doesnt want weed legal fully. I'm Christian, but my whole christian church is against it too. I'm for it. 100%
Maybe I missed something....I couldn't find anything in this list that he was completely apoplectic over.
I mean, the marijuana thing maaaaybe because, frankly, it DOES help many conditions people have in both mental and physical categories. Was it that? /s
I'm sure he will be different than the rest. Honestly, I hope the world fucking burns to the ground and the strong survive. I like my odds. White Christian Male Father Family 20 small buisness owner. I wake up to survive everyday. Bring it bitches. WHO DA FUK CARES. HIS FIRST BILL IS SENDING MONEY TO ISRAEL STARTING WWIII. LMAO, another dip shit from the deep state. FIRST FUCKING BILL SHOULD BE SECURING OUR SOUTHERN BORDER.
Just watch for one month and we will know.
Right, Israel. Lol
It's like they're doing our work for us...
Are you on the correct website? MSNBC would be happy to hear from you. I'm not.
Seasoned anons love the salt mining at Reddit. It does a soul some good!
And the salt mines are bountiful today!
Indeed, they are. I am loving it!! KEK!! Jim Jordan with the headfake to this guy!!
Whoever is writing the script to this movie is a flippin' genius!
A Very Stable Genius, one might say!
If the left hates him this much, I love him! And every single point on this list is great!
I wouldn't say every single point. Medical cannabis is an effective treatment for those that can benefit from it & it's also detrimental to big pharma's profits.
Everything else looks winner winner chicken dinner tho!
Fair tbh, I think I agree with you but in light of everything else it is a very minor issue.
The one thing I am not sure about him, cut Social Security. Those were paid in by the tax payers. I can see cut Medicaid, but ss? Huh?
It’s going to have to happen at some point. They already spent it all back when they moved social security into the general fund. The social security “trust” has like $40,000 per current recipient last I looked. They pay everyone out of current receipts.
Things will have to return to children honoring their father and mother directly, no government intervention. Social security is just another ponzi scheme..
Don’t take my word for it, read up on, take in current financials, and model out how things work over time.
They gamble away people's savings and what an *fking world. I know about that. We been saying that.
Truth be told, I can do without paying into social security.
lol literally every single thing there is a reason to support him
exactly
The audacity of them to bemoan our electing of "extreme elements"?!?! It's a completely deserved response to the likes of Ilhan Omar and Ayanna Pressley. 2 can play this game you fkng muppets. I'll put an Orthodox Christian Scholar/Priest in there if you keep this crap up.
I'm not jumping on any politicians band wagon anymore.
Wow...
"His ideology is shamelessly fundamentalist" - if that translates to the unconditional support for the state of Israel then that's not good. He has 4 children - would he want them to be sent to the middle east to fight another banker's war?
LOL read the final few sentences. Some are acting like this is even worse than j6 or 9/11.
So many great selling points here!!! Fantastic ad for our new speaker!
User name checks out
Anime loving faggot
I got banned by a bunch of pansies in a Discord server for not outright calling the guy a menace. He’s said some odd things about women, but they didn’t like how I agreed with him on his views of LGBT.
Lmao what kind of discord server was this?
It was a worldbuilding server. It’s not a big deal, I didn’t know anyone in it nor was I friends with anyone in it, but it had helpful resources I was using. It had a politics channel and I joined the discussion and got banned for wrongthink.
Yup, anything related to gaming or fantasy settings is going pretty hardcore prog these days. It's hit some of the communities for my hobbies as well.
From my experience, gaming communities are either super based or extremely woke and there is no in between. However, we’re long past the days of Xbox 360 CoD lobby voice chats.
What games still have based communities these days? Cause I haven't seen that in a while.
Not many games have wholly one sided communities. But I’ve noticed that grand strategy games, especially ones by Paradox such as Europa Universalis IV, Hearts of Iron IV, etc. have some based communities.
Especially their game Stellaris, where genociding other races is straight up a core game mechanic and everyone likes to role-play as or act like the Imperium from Warhammer 40K. But again, you do have some woke people who play these games. There’s a popular HOI4 livestreamer who was born in East Germany and you can probably guess his views on some things.