It's a funny whiteboard diagramming how a small earthquake caused the toaster to migrate from downstairs, around the whole house, to the bath where it eventually bashed the heck out of the victim's head and eventually garrotted him or something.
I'm sure I've seen a mini blender called "Magic Bullet" and, given the anniversary of the murder of JFK and their nonsense explanation, I think it would have been more appropriate.
If only they had plugged it in and dropped it in the tub-even if the warranty would have been negated-it would have required far less effort. One could say this was a crime of passion... But it wasn't milquetoast in nature... 😜
Make it stop! Time for common sense toaster control and more intensive background checks! And it might be a good time to initiate a slot limit of 2. Who needs more than 2 slots to toast bread. INSANITY!
If they loaded the toaster with strawberry poptarts it absolutely could've happened. Those things go up in flames like gasoline. There are still videos on youtube showing how those things burn.
I can vouch - I caught a hotel on fire when their toaster didn't pop up like it was supposed to, and the cabinets caught on fire from the 4 foot high flames.
I paid for it that night though. See I put the pop tarts in the toaster in my room, jumped in the shower, and had to get out when the fire alarm started going off. The hotel apologized profusely, let me use another room to get my shower (fire department was "using" my room), and I went to work.
That night I came in, went right to bed, and suffered all night with a smoke detector doing that damn beep that happens when the battery is low. I guess when you have an actual fire and the smoke detector goes off for an extended time it tends to drain the batteries.
Fortunately, although I was about 30 minutes late getting to the customer site, my excuse was sound. The hotel was right across the street from the customer site, and there were several fire trucks parked right outside. My co-worker was already there and had the customer employees we were working with clapping when I walked in. Epic.
He got toasted...baffling
Well this popped up suddenly.
butters this comment and applies jelly
Electrifying commentary
Your sense of humor is filthy. Why not take a bath to clean yourself up?
Is this a current story? I wonder if they’re positive that it was a toaster? Will they file any charges?
He was waffling on whether or not to testify against Hillary.
They won’t have to worry about ironing out the details now.
I'm sure the perpetrator left a trail of breadcrumbs...
But when they do, I’m sure the story will be electrifying!
Lego my eggo!
I hear that the toaster identifies as a baseball bat and was therefore just following orders.
Was he burnt on both sides?
Howls.
No way I'm about to click on a TikTok link, but I'm sure the person committed suicide by toaster.
It's a funny whiteboard diagramming how a small earthquake caused the toaster to migrate from downstairs, around the whole house, to the bath where it eventually bashed the heck out of the victim's head and eventually garrotted him or something.
I'm sure I've seen a mini blender called "Magic Bullet" and, given the anniversary of the murder of JFK and their nonsense explanation, I think it would have been more appropriate.
If only they had plugged it in and dropped it in the tub-even if the warranty would have been negated-it would have required far less effort. One could say this was a crime of passion... But it wasn't milquetoast in nature... 😜
Noice
He shot himself 4 times in the back of the head with an assault toaster
High velocity jam spatter?
Video from tiktok:
https://files.catbox.moe/3nw5xw.mp4
Thank u
He was shot in the back of the head with two slices of bread.
...from across the room!
LOL
It was foretold of long ago in fallout new vegas
LOL.
Lay with dogs, get fleas.
It's good when crooks take out their own. Saves us money prosecuting them. We have it all anyway.
Howls. How very true.
Are you Ashlanddog and forgot to sign out of your secondary account?
LOL.
Did this happen or is this a shitpost? God only knows.🙄
…are you serious?
Yeah, it could have freaking happened, are you serious???
…you think it could have happened that someone would report that a toaster made its way up the stairs into a bathtub on its own?
Time to have the talk about assault toasters.
Yes. Let's ban that.
I'm calling the 48-72 hour rule with this one.....kek
I want a name of the person. Couldn't hear it yet. Let's dig.
Arts mimic life or the other way around?
Was it a smart toaster?
Yes. It's a very intelligent toaster.
Funny, but I was wondering WHAT??????
New and different ways to commit suicide are always popping up around the Clintons. Who would have guessed?
LOL. Would never have guessed.
Hehehe.
Make it stop! Time for common sense toaster control and more intensive background checks! And it might be a good time to initiate a slot limit of 2. Who needs more than 2 slots to toast bread. INSANITY!
Ouch, you got a great point. Let's meme to death.
Damn, Cankles is getting imaginative. You have to hand it to her.
LOL
Was there bread in the toaster?
Feed them before you kill them, right?
when you're just THAT committed to suicide.. how sad.. /s
Die for money or is it die for Clinton?
LOL
shitpost
once the klintunz found out that person had dirt on them, he was toast!
Yep. Howls.
Is it called 'suicide'?
Of course, the toaster suicide him
(Russian accent) I saw him once keeel a man…. Wit a fukin pensul
LOL
If they loaded the toaster with strawberry poptarts it absolutely could've happened. Those things go up in flames like gasoline. There are still videos on youtube showing how those things burn.
I can vouch - I caught a hotel on fire when their toaster didn't pop up like it was supposed to, and the cabinets caught on fire from the 4 foot high flames.
Howls. That would be tragic to not eat those poptart first b4 getting electrocute.
I paid for it that night though. See I put the pop tarts in the toaster in my room, jumped in the shower, and had to get out when the fire alarm started going off. The hotel apologized profusely, let me use another room to get my shower (fire department was "using" my room), and I went to work.
That night I came in, went right to bed, and suffered all night with a smoke detector doing that damn beep that happens when the battery is low. I guess when you have an actual fire and the smoke detector goes off for an extended time it tends to drain the batteries.
Fortunately, although I was about 30 minutes late getting to the customer site, my excuse was sound. The hotel was right across the street from the customer site, and there were several fire trucks parked right outside. My co-worker was already there and had the customer employees we were working with clapping when I walked in. Epic.
Oh those damn toasters. We need to ban poltergeist type toasters.
lol
Truly funny
How many associates who've died does this make?
massive enough not to be coincidence.
Please Frens, link to non-Chinese run videos. No more Tik Tok here. I need MY SAFE PLACE. 😉 But for real….
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0dgK1EZ5AxP3/