I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant with trumps baby rn cuz those steel nuts are producing t-rex levels of testosterone.... Holy shit don't mess with the unc...
Given how crafty these narratives are forced upon us, it's not much of a stretch to assume that the Taliban are actually the good guys. Anyone else notice how they changed their flags from dark to light around the same time President Trump was negotiating with them?
The Godfathers movie Make him an offer he can’t refuse “ wakes up in bed with his race horse “head” next to him, I like Trumps method better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC1_tdnZq1A
The man needs a hammock-sized sling for those huge balls he carries around. That's our GOATUS right there...
u/#polish
HEY...DON'T Laugh...I have is PDJT's MUCHO GRANDE EL BRASSOS BOLLOWS likeness and HE DOES HAVE BRASS BALLS...LITERALLY!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant with trumps baby rn cuz those steel nuts are producing t-rex levels of testosterone.... Holy shit don't mess with the unc...
Like a BOSS.
"Next offer won't be so generous"
I'm the Boss Here. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself mudderfuckas
Given how crafty these narratives are forced upon us, it's not much of a stretch to assume that the Taliban are actually the good guys. Anyone else notice how they changed their flags from dark to light around the same time President Trump was negotiating with them?
No!
I wish he'd say it to Congress and our Government.
That's Trump
…then Biden made it clear he was more the loony chicken type.🫣
definitely twice fried.
That's how you want a dad to act to protect his family. We need more dads to stay and raise their children.
Oh, I'd hate to he his tailor. Think of the size of drawers the tailor needs to make in order to hold Trump's gonads.
His drawers were actually developed by a team of MIT undergrads working with DARPA.
The undergarment contains a quantum-entangled pair of gargantuan-sized pocket dimensions, one for each 'nad.
That way, everything "looks" contained but GEOTUS feels like he's freeballin' with every step he takes.
Why do you think he smiles so much?
So he wears TARDIS drawers. Interesting.
Yes, except they don't handle the time travel. 😂🤣
You, sir, get the award for best response to a post, today. Thanks for the smile.
This is one case where I can agree on tuck pockets: https://www.shinesty.com/collections/all-mens-underwear
The Godfathers movie Make him an offer he can’t refuse “ wakes up in bed with his race horse “head” next to him, I like Trumps method better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC1_tdnZq1A
Imagine the taliban leader knew he had no cia who was gonna stop trump.
And Biden would pull out a hand drawn map to his basement.
What of the 13?
Updated: If you harm a single Republican, I will kill you. I will take care of the RINOS.
THAT'S MY PRESIDENT!
DAMN THAT FEEELZ GOOD!🦾🔥
Would pedo Joe ever attempt to do something like that between the hours of 10am and 4pm? I think not!!
I love this.
I am fairly certain Trump has told this story at a few rallies.
Wish he could do this with the intel agencies and Luciferians as well.
Give Q time, give him time.....