Remember that HUGE kerfuffle retarded Navy Commander Yaste of the USS John S. McCain caused when he posted himself firing a rifle with the scope mounted backwards? Well, DON'T WORRY, ERRYBUDDY, the Navy relieved him and appointed a new Captain we can be confident in! MEET CAPTAIN "ALLISON" CHRISTY!
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🧠 These people are stupid!
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Man, that's a MAN, baby.
This is not the globo-homo agenda.
This is just the Navy being the Navy.
It's not gay, if you're underway.
wat
Hold up, I do believe that weakening our military forces is a part of the globohomo agenda
It is.
But being gay is just a Navy thing.
I get the humor. But when i joined in 1982 they asked us under threat of purgery if we were homo. You signed your response and if it was yes you got sent home. I remember captains mast being held to throw them out. So when I joined it was no more of s thing in the navy than it was in any other branch of service
There are two traditions in the British Navy... rum and sodomy. --Winston Churchill
3 traditions fren, rum, sodomy and the lash.
Altered for today's RN, beer, bum and mascara.
Ah yes Thank you. I knew there was a bit more. Thats why I didnt use quotation marks.
YES HOLY SHIIIIIIIT this is fricking real, your eyes do deceive you
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1831072636379550070?s=19
CAN WE GET A "HONK HONK" PLEASE
I just threw up in my mouth...
https://x.com/HaikusFromUnder/status/1831073729159602358
Honk Honk! Peak Clown World! So I pray to God! I can't stomach all this popcorn!
This is such a disrespect of those MEN who fought for us, who died for us, I am literally sick. No graves even. God forgive us.
Still though, I can't think of a better place for he/her than the USS John McCain!
I think the name sake is why its happening.
We need tons crap that ship nor at least rename it.
So they replaced a Captain. Who at best needed a refresher course in Weapons Handling and Marksmanship.
With a Mentally ill Man LARPing as a Woman.
They've ran out of trannies and switched back to old fashioned transvestites.
Progress
I don't want to know how he/she earned those medals.
Did it the Kamala way.
You know what they say about the Navy and Seamen.
I don't wanna know...
You know how they separate the men from the boys in the navy?
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A. With a crow-bar.
I heard everyone in the Nave switched over to using powdered soap.
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It takes longer to pick up.
They are pinned to the uniform crooked. We spent hours getting everything straight.
How? It says how in the title: "LGBT Experiences in the Forward Deployed Navy".
They’re not even slightly convincing women either. I could be a better looking tranny and I’m a jacked tradesman.
How do these people pass the psyc test? How?!?!?
🎶"In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on people, fall an' make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand"🎶
https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs?si=5M9mzUjrukNzaOy_
Honk Honk🤡
u/#honkler
I think the hair comes special with the hat.
And a chinstrap for those windy days on the high seas.
She comes with years of experience shooting torPEDOes into the poop chute.
Rear Admiral?
Mentally unstable
Well... I guess somebody has a sense if humor.
I'm gonna say it's too early to retire the ship and they can't/won't rename it the [NO NAME] or maybe the [SS POS]
SO... Yeah...Why not?
u/#sinking
Everything, everyone, every freeking department in our govt goes from bad to worse. When will this nightmare end? Arrrrgh!
LOLA!
So he is now in charge of the John McCain. Over/Under on when it sinks?
You can call me Al...
(Note, the above is Al, short for Allen and not AI for Artificial Intelligence)
She looks stunning. We need brave people in our military. She for sure can handle a rifle, clean out the barrel and deliver deadly force to the enemy.
He had a Dyke lick his man-pussy?
Seems legit ..
If she’s got an 🍎…. She has a 🍌… or maybe even an 🍆
No FW.
Someone put the bowl on hir head crooked before they cut hir hair.
this everything must be a joke, USM is a joke ...
Please God, no!!
US Navy, gay as fuck since 1775.
Another DEI hire (didn't earn it). I am a woman and would like to see highly qualified REAL women promoted, tired of this BS
They have put something in the food or drink of these people. What is worse is the leadership who promotes it.
Put them in an asylum pay to keep them comfortable as a thank you for their service. Never let another in.
I hope it’s first crew bring a millstone.
That ship is the USS No Name.
Y’all know there’s a destroyer named after Harvey Milk, right?