šØ BREAKING: Bill & Hillary Clinton just bent the knee, theyāre agreeing to testify in the House Epstein probe!
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I'll save you guys time.
"I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall."
My bingo card says that those are their answers.
I think this will be great.
Having them side by side, the skeletons they are, in full view full display no camera tricks no sunglasses, answering for some disturbing disgusting crimes, which we know they are guilty countless times over.
Stumbling and digging their hole, as the excuses and attacks no longer deflect the guilt, their denial will be their full public admission.
Just having them sit there like two rubes might as well have big red GUILTY across their foreheads.
Maybe this will plant the seed for how frail and walking dead they are, the public will disown their legacy, and they will ādissapearā quickly after from health.
Maybe they will face the full public lashing and the full public justice and be publically sentenced (we can hope that maybe the Q āhealthā excuse was disinfo maybe to prevent them from using the excuse.)
I agree, this probe is not about justice it is about exposure.
One of the 5-6 grand juries currently convened will handle the justice part.
šÆ, without a doubt.
It will all be debunked already, donāt remember, vast right wing conspiracies, or wiped clean with a rag or something.
Weāve seen this charade before. Bill and Hillbill are practiced at the art of deception. They lie just like they breathe. They are true blue demonrats.
I donāt think thereās any hope of justice with these two š¤”ās. And I donāt like watching reruns.
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2026/02/02/clintons-strategically-agree-to-testify-to-house-on-epstein-investigation-sort-of/
A note from their mother.
That will depend what the definition of is is !
Did she get instructions from Prince Mohammed?
āWhat difference, at this point, does it make?"
Indeed....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIARMMtUdZQ
Bingo!
Exactly, Pedo Bill has always been a horny devil
Calling it now: every response will be some variation of this š
https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/2018471850159051261?s=20
Bill and Hillary Clinton now agree to testify before Congress
02/02/2026 06:41 PM EST
Bill and Hillary Clinton have agreed to testify before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee as part of the panelās investigation into convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, an Oversight aide said Monday evening.
Itās a remarkable reversal for the former president and secretary of state, who were adamant they would defy committee-issued subpoenas and risk imprisonment by the Trump Justice Department as the House prepared to vote Wednesday to hold them both in contempt of Congress.
After both skipped their scheduled depositions earlier this year, the Oversight Committee voted on a bipartisan basis in January to approve contempt measures for each of them.
Although both have said they had no knowledge of Epsteinās crimes, they have maintained that the subpoenas were not tied to a legitimate legislative purpose, rendering them invalid. They also complained the GOP-led exercise was designed to embarrass and put them in jail.
It is not immediately clear when they will appear and if the House will continue to pursue the contempt votes.
āIf you try to move forward, that would be insane,ā the top Democrat on House Oversight, Rep. Robert Garcia of California, told reporters. āI mean, that would be unprecedented. It would be clearly ā it would be clearly a demonstration that [Chair James] Comer is actually not interested in hearing the Clintons, but heās only interested in political games. I think that would be a huge disservice to the survivors and to the investigation.ā
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/02/bill-and-hillary-clinton-will-now-testify-before-congress-00761325
And that's the rub. "Yeah... we'll show up, but won't say when!" while the commie dems tell Comer to back off, knowing full well that they will never show up. This scum never stops coming up with ways to lie and obfuscate.
...oh please...
...time to break out all of the creative ways to obfuscate that we haven't heard since the 90's...
Clinton 3-Pronged Strategy for Testifying
Lie
Don't remember
Plead the 5th
Fuckers should have been arrested and in jail the day after they skipped out. If it were you and me we would have been. So tired of these pukes
A bit like we would if you missed a court date for a parking ticket. Public service crime racket.
They will crack silly jokes, wry smiles for the camera, and all sorts of "I don't recall" and laughs. They will try to make themselves enduring for the camera. Audiences of CNN and MSDNC will love them. Rioters will stop to say "awwwww". It'll be so stupid. In the end, nothing will be accomplished.
They will show up, but won't remember anything due to their "health issues".
Put down the rabid dogs.
I think they've reached some sort of backroom deal with House Leadership. People like them never do this sort of thing without one.
Iād say her visiting Europe last week for a paid speech (money laundering) kind of ruined the ātoo sick to travelā excuse they used.
Iām waiting for the two of them to roll up in wheelchairs with oxygen masks, mafia style.
"What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Maybe Jefferrrrrrey will be in the audienceā¦..
But we wanted a side of beef 2.0
I guess she will walk in with a bunch of lawyers etc.
Kek!
I can hear Bill now, "I wiped it with the same cloth Hillary used on that server!" lol
The real Bill and Hillary are unliving.
...take special note of who shows up
They believe their lies will convince their base.
This should be good.
Matt Morse had an interesting take about 51 minutes into this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faIws-tqYkE
He pointed out that Hillary Clinton retweeted a tweet from Angel UreƱa saying the following:
https://x.com/angelurena/status/2018466236766765153
Morse argued that that final sentence in particular is a threat. He believes that the Clintons realize that they are cooked, so their plan is to take Trump down with them. He believes that their intention, when testifying, is to essentially admit to their crimes but make Trump out to be just as guilty. The analogy he used is dousing themselves in gasoline, setting themselves on fire, and hugging Trump.
Now are they sending the actual Hillary Clinton or the body double? kek
WHEN ??? 6 months, then another delay for health reasons ?
Are they even alive on planet earth?
But they already ditched. So we are allowed to skip subpoenas or is that only reserved for these so called elites? Drag them to jail
IMO these congressional hearings are a total waste of money and time...they never do anything anyway!
When he said, āI Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Womanā, I think he was talking about Hillary. Also, I couldnāt imagine her being my Grandma. What an unlucky kid.
Do we have a date? Until a date is set it could just as well be next year or never.
This might be one of the best episodes of "The Great Awakening"!
They'd rather risk perjury than to admit anything, so it'll either be perjury or "I don't recall" over and over.
āIām sorry I donāt recall ā¦ā
Just think Hillary will have to stop baking cookies long enough to travel to D.C. to testify!
Praise God and may He have mercy on their souls
āI did not ejaculateā -Bill.
"I do not recall"
In other words they've rehearsed their answers to perfection
So, known liars are going to "testify". Topkek.