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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but listen... How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then after all that, where he gets half a million from Stormy, people still don't want him as their president? Liberalism is a hell of a mental illness, I tell you.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get mine at moneymetals.com

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah! That look that makes you want to get fed like a baby bird by him.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +7 / -1

I would take a bullet for Trump.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, the DS sure is loading the board. White hats must have an assload of dirty laundry on these motherfuckers!

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I still see people alone in their cars, people walking alone, and people sitting alone waiting for a bus wearing masks here in south Dade County every day. Here's the kicker though; about 90% of them wear the mask just under their nose, making the whole thing pointless. I point them out every time and say, "That's a retard."

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember seeing one for the first time when I was in elementary school about 40 years ago.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

At best like every 50th Delbert comic would elicit a strong exhale through the nostrils. Hopefully the new freedom makes the comic more enjoyable. That would be lucky on Scott's part. Lucky but stupid.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he's about 8 feet 6 by now.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd even go so far as to say that he'd use a plastic straw!

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. If the government hadn't contaminated the water supply for 50+ years, we'd have flying cars by now.

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

That right there is the difference between a noob nooticer and a pro nooticer!

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