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dakinnia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where does the Staypuft Marshmallow man fit in?

Get it? NYC event?

Don't cross the streams.

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dakinnia 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

I want Trump to be arrested and jailed.

Tattoo his inmate number on my chest.

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dakinnia 0 points ago +2 / -2

Florida is nicely based.

Texas is better. Not only can you hit protesters with your car, you can back up then skid out on their face.

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dakinnia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which scene was this? What's happening?

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dakinnia 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you want the race card, identify as them.

Hmm. What's that?

Life's tough. Wear a helmet.

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dakinnia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do what Arizona does; Woodchipper then make compost.

Even dead, they contribute.

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dakinnia 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Assange gets within 1000 miles of America, the CIA will cancel him.

They prolly have assassins wherever he goes.,

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dakinnia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm... I'll have to visit SF and shop at an Apple Store.

I'll just walk out with a MacBook 2025. De kain't do nothun, bro.

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