If you ever have a four hour erection, skip the trip to the hospital and open this picture.

He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

A singer in a smoky room

A smell of wine and cheap perfume

I've always been interested to know when the show started and to hear an early (first?) broadcast.

I’d like to add Ric Flair to my username.

I believe you meant Jeb!.

In case anyone was wondering what happened to Keith Olbermann...

Next time say hello, I'd enjoy meeting you.

That rules out Bill Belichick.

Hutchinson…Hutch…Starsky and Hutch…Stars in sky…Space Force…

…I’m really bad at this.

Oh brother.

If your tongue is numb, how do you think Lori Lightfoot’s girlfriend feels?

Imagine the last survivors on Earth being Jerry Nadler and Stacey Abrams and then they decide to rebuild the human race. The ending isn’t for everyone.

Updated my CV to say pusillanimous hound.

🙏

The reverse hygienist position is my favorite.

Wait until they start selling red pills. NCSWIC.

Kamala H. has entered the chat.

I'd have responded quicker but I'm typing with one hand.

"Bartender, another round of boosters for my libtard friends, please."

@realDonaldTrump

I can’t figure out the whole McConnell angle. The SCOTUS judges seem awful (or is it part of the plan?), but we’re seeing good things with these other judges that you have to credit him for helping get through.

@lizzobeeating? Can you imagine eating Lizzo?

Just a (un)friendly note that I'm still not 100% sure, but it's very likely you will owe tax on the difference between the amount you pay and the value of the share you receive. For example, you purchase DWACW at $12.50, the exercise is $11.50, for a total of $24 paid. If the share you receive is worth $52, you will pay ordinary income tax on the $28 difference.

Once Donald Cuck was watching Daisy get plowed by Mickey, I cancelled.

Fairy, unbalanced, and afraid.