I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY. When others ask "have you been vaxxed?", other than close friends. My reply will be like Trump's, "Isn't it great that we have a Vax in such a short period of time?" IT WILL STOP THE IDIOT'S JUDGEMENTAL INQUIRY. The man is deceptively brilliant. ART OF WAR
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How about
Or, "How many abortions have you had?".
or "Did you take a dump this morning?"
LOL! spits coffee all over laptop
u/#Spitcoffee
or "Are you mentally ill?"
“Are you gay?”
How about
So stupid, I LOVE it. LOL.
Also to OP, that is a brilliant response, and yes Trump is a brilliant poet-warrior.
Hey, very few people do stupid as well as I... or me... or
The best response is “Hasn’t everyone?”
You’re not lying, just inquiring
Correct.
I prefer telling them “hell no”
LOL. No one has ever asked me if I am vaxxed.
They know.
Or, they know better. ;-)
My response is always " I paid extra $$$ and got the GOOD vax, not that harmful shot they're giving to everyone else. "
That always pisses off the liberal... but they stop asking questions.
My response has been - NO CLOTSHOT FOR ME, I'M A PURE-BLOOD. It stops them dead in their tracks.
I like to follow it with the Red Cross keeps calling me because they can't use tainted clot shot plasma.
That's more like an uppercut than a jab.
LOL
You should hand them a business cards with rates for each pint of pureblood they might need from you in the future.
I'll think about it. I'll Wait till it gets to $1000/pint.
I just tell them no, that I've had it and now have a lasting natural immunity, the best protection there is. I just can't lie about it. It bewilders me how many vaxxed are getting sick now but still tout the vax as lessening their symptoms. Literally everyone I work with at a small business of 19 employees have had it and are fine now. About half of them are vaxxed, any several of those have stated they will not be getting the booster. As the narrative falls apart, I imagine those who have not boosted will not consider it.
To me the surest sign of brainwashing is the confidence that "things would have been worse." They can't know how things that haven't happened would have been! and they never say "It could have been better."
Excellent point!
One of the funnier signs I have seen is the "remember you are only one booster away from being unvaccinated" LOL. These people are stupid.
I like: You are only one more booster away from death.
HAHA That will short circuit their smooth brains. They will agree and then realize they are forced to support GEOTUS.........bzzzzztt.....POP!
I go on occupy democrats and post about operation warp speed all the time in the pro vaccine comments.......libs be pisst at that
The reason that I emphatically tell them "no" is because they back away and leave me alone. Best libtard repellent, ever!
I say "My lawyer has advised me to not disclose this information."
Then right before they start up again say "It's a violation of HIPAA laws."
This usually stops them dead in their tracks because it makes them feel like they are discussing sensitive information (which they are) and they can't press further without breaking a law.
If they try to ask you a roundabout question, like if you have your passport, you can say "Yes". It's technically not a lie because you don't have to show them the blank you "printed off the internet".
HIPAA legal consequences only apply to medical facilities or other specific organizations that collect and deal with personalized identifying information regarding health information. It isn't a legal HIPAA violation for a person or non medical organization to disclose health information. There would be no threat of legal action in the situation you describe.
But they don’t know that
How about, "isn't it great that PRESIDENT TRUMP was able to get the vax created in such a short period of time?"
But really, if somebody dared to ask me that, I'd simply tell them, "No, and I never will".
I retort with, "do like anal sex?" Shuts them right the fuck up.
“Do you suck dick?! Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!”
He he.
HEH
I actually really like your suggestion lol love my POTUS! I love how positive and non-divisive that response is.
When someone says they're 'vaxxed' my mom literally tells people, "I'm so sorry to hear that."
As if she just found out someone died.
I just look at them Like theybare idiots.
Sometimes I even say, "are you an idiot, yes I think you are". And I walk away.
I reply "yes, I am vax free".
No, I prefer to have my blood razor blade free.
Yes sometimes it is way better to divert!
I pretentiously say “of course not”.
How about "get the fuck away from me I'm psychedelic."
Interestingly, throughout the last 2 years I've only been asked directly about my vax status by 2 people. One was a random stranger coming to my house sale to purchase something off craigslist. I thought for sure once I told him that I wasnt, he would shriek in horror and run out, but surprisingly still bought what he came there for. The other was my brother and sister and future sister-in-law, I plainly told them no and it didnt bring up any arguments, it was fine. However, my husband and I moved to a liberal area (in a red state) for the last 6 months and while people dont directly ask, I notice instead that they will proudly tell you their vax status / whether they have gotten the recent booster, etc. Usually it's the 1st thing out of their mouths (literally, like instead of hello, it's "I just got my booster"). Since we were in this community temporarily, and I didnt want to ruffle feathers of those who I knew were caught up in the lie, we would just simply change the subject anytime it came up. It's a strange feeling living in 2 alternate realities alongside people. We are thankfully getting re-established in a more conservative area that hopefully aligns with our values more.
I just laugh in their face if they ask that.
Most people say "did you get your shot?"
I always reply "well it's their shot not mine and fuck them."
I just say "No."
Most people don't try to start arguments with me in general.
Yap it’s how you say it not what you say.
Although I think outright ignoring them Seems best. That type of question deserves no response
I had the opportunity to answer this once. This is what I said:
"I'm a carer for a family member so of course I haven't taken the vax - I can't afford to get ill!"
Yes, it made them think.
Thankfully I haven't been asked outright, but most just assume I've had the clot shot because if they got the clot shot then everybody must have. Stupid logic. I've learned to act as if the people I talk to are on the opposite side of me and to never assume anything. Saves me from saying something stupid in the long run. I try to blend in as one of them and learn how they think and act and react. It's an interesting experiment.
I took horse paste( start undoing my pants) but look how big it is now!!
laughs in indecent exposure accusation
"Yes I'm Triple unVaxed"
No need to make much effort to pronounce the "un"
Brilliant!
I think "HELL NO!" would likely suffice.
😉
Just say you are immunized
Why would I get an experimental jab being pushed by people who believe the world is overpopulated, who have hidden known cures and preventative measures, who push a COVID treatment protocol that kills, a jab that's killed and injured thousands of perfectly healthy people who had a 99.9% chance of surviving COVID, and which doesn't prevent you from getting COVID, dying of it, or transmitting it to others?
laugh out loud "no that's disgusting." Same thing I say if someone mentions a tranny.