Elon Musk is already making twitter a better place
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I like how the employee says they are not stripping away free speech and then proceeds to give examples of how they are doing just that.
Twitter: "We don't ban free speech. We ban bigoted and bullying speech."
(imagine someone asking a question of a teacher)
"Hey teacher, can a man have a baby? I know they can't, I just want to see what your take is on it, seeing that you're teaching my child."
Twitter: "Banned."
Parody account 😂
What is NOT parody nowadays? We are living in a Monty Python movie.
I'm not sure this is a joke. If Q turns out to be John Cleese, I will not be surprised one iota.
I mean, we saw Biden do the Silly Walks getting onto the airplane ffs!
Oh, man, that would be the most hilarious reveal ever.
"Q turning out to be John Cleese" is a good one and making me grin.
You sir ... Are SPOT ON!
Tippy Top KEKS for you Fren!!!
See ya!
Bye-bye.
It’s a satire account, but funny nonetheless.
You're stripping free speech away if you take a moving goalpost like being mean and use it as justification.
There is no law against being a dick. There is in fact the highest law in favor of being a dick (if you want to).
We choose to ignore mean people, but their rights do not disappear because we disagree with them. You don't have the right to not be talked shit about, you don't have the right to cleanse the voices of people you don't like. Because removing those are removing the freedoms of someone else.
You are simply free to not engage someone who isn't worth engaging with. It is that simple, Mulholland.
You also do not have the right to forcibly protect anyone else that aren't having their rights infringed.
Draining of the swamp trickle down effect.☺️
Rumor has it he is a Bonafide member of the Soggy Bottom Boys fan club
It's parody, but that's what makes it funny is that it could be very real.
Here's a thread with some Twitter employees upset, wouldn't be surprised if some of them actually did quit, lol.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1511030462210355204
Thanks for the thread. Demonstrates the parody is on target.
I thought Elon was supposed to be like a silent shareholder. As in, not having say in what Twitter does.
It would seem this person has info we dont have or is a moron. Imagine how many conservatives hold Twitter shares. But been working just fine for a long time now. Must be completely deranged anyways if they dont see what they are doing as anti free speech.
You don't drop 3 billion dollars to have no say in the company.
Especially not after polling millions about Twitter's behavior.
Even if he were a silent shareholder, this person, provided they are real, could be over reacting and assuming that Elon will change some of Twitter's policies.
Ha, now that's fuck you money. Way to go. Idiots hopefully leave until it collapses.
"The welfare of humanity has always been the alibi of tyrants."
Christine Anderson (And many others)
How long until Trump gets reinstated back on Twitter? :)
Just part of the plan to make him look legit.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
"There's a difference between hate speech and speech that you hate." - Tom MacDonald
Wouldn't it be amazing if he suddenly enabled everyone's accounts? Made it free and open?
The faggots would leave and say its full of Nazis and racists...And we'd all say BUILD YOUR OWN PLATFORM IF YOU DONT LIKE IT
And the won't...Because all they do is DESTROY.
Byeeee! (Waves cheerfully)
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out!
I wish libs were as concerned with who they allow into our country as they are with who they allow on twitter
In the immortal words of Alec Baldwin, “the world needs plenty of bartenders!”
Hahahahahahahaha.
I was just suspended tonight--evading ban is their newest reason, wth?
I got permanently suspended from Twitter for platform manipulation. Then they decided I encouraged or glorified violence. The only thing I did was follow Q and Q+
He made them a 'lot' of money, sure enough.
Better for who? WHY would Musk want to support the Enemy?
Maybe he plans to take it over and this is just the first step.
Sure, and making yuge profits for his woke buddies doesn't hurt nothing either, right?
all part of the upcoming media coup. now i'm debating if i should buy twitter stock, and maybe stock in other legacy left wing companies.
Making Twitter great again
Bullies, Bigots and Spam oh my!
The Virtue Signal is strong with this one.
Imagine having that job. Cuck team leader reporting for duty maamxir!
https://qagg.news/?q=Look+to+Twitter+ Is this how President Trump makes his return to Twitter? Asking for a normie friend.
"Free Speech? Fuck this, I'm outta here!" - Jackson Mulholland.
Let's hope others are inspired to join him.
It's a parody account 😂
The only way I'll join Twitter is if it's merged with truth social and gets absorbed by it
I’m with ya!
They see the writing on the wall and did a huge conservative twitter purge yesterday. I was on it. Hoping Elon can reverse this.
Just use the mute button if they have one.
Bye-bye snowflake!
Uh huh, we believe you, buddy.