Get a load of this...
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I've been practicing for many years....It will finally payoff now u/#cashmoney
Tug based currency
would that be SQUIRTCOIN??
Cum-Coin
Lol
XRPenis
Jizz-Coin
NICE
Jerkency
Spankency
hahah this is a great thread. Wankency
I may have to reverse the ‘ol snip-snip if this becomes a thing!
Just don't tell them before they make the purchase :)
Cute girl-free
Wow! Now that should be quite the profitable side hustle!
Side hustle? I'm retiring from my day job if this becomes a thing.
It certainly has potential.
So how much could I charge for my Unvaxxed O- blood? 🤔🤑
Me too!!!
Me too!
🤑🤑🤑🤑
I expect there will be a medical test developed with certification to confirm someone has not been vaxxed. These will be required for any unvaxxed dating sites / agencies.
Unvaxxed young people will be HOT HOT HOT !
The following is purely coincidence:
Check the license plate.
Seems reminiscent of the classic sci-fi movie titled "THX 1138".
The summary of the movie begins thusly - "In the future, sexual intercourse and reproduction are prohibited, whereas use of mind-altering drugs is mandatory to enforce compliance among the citizens..."
Kinda funny.
Blessings of the state, Blessings of the masses...
Interesting. Also (and I don't know if this is 'normal'), the numbers are taller than the letters. Is the license photo-shopped?
Just looked it up...
On a PA plate, the 'dash' is actually a small 'keystone' which is shifted a bit toward the letters (not centered between the letters and numbers). Numbers should be bigger than letters.
Example: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/2010_Pennsylvania_license_plate_-_HJG-7895.jpg
<end sleuth mode>
That is a top Fark headline if I ever saw one.
Jokes aside, this may be the way to populate the next generation in the near future.
Shit. Someone took my idea 🤣🤣🤣
I was telling my son. Choose a girl who is unvaxxed or you'll may get mongs as kids.
Or end up with someone like my poor niece, who's just had her second miscarriage.
Tragic 😭
This could be a new career opportunity for me! I hope my heart holds up! I will be the best low budget male escort in Kentucky!
Hey you have a better chance of it holding up without myocarditis!
He needs to tow a camper around and put those orange florescent cones out when "in service". He could also announce on his "fuckbook" page where and what time he will be there, just like the food trucks!!
If that's the price for a guy puttering around in a soccer mom SUV, how much are guys wearing cowboy hats driving around in 10 year old 2500's with a gun rack and the local Wildlife Association's bumper sticker on it worth?
Yes, there needs to be a sticker clarifying these things. Toxic Male Pure Blood sperm would probably fetch top dollar.
Too cheap!
"load of this" hahahaha...pass 😂😂😂
This post should be sticky.
(Should have blacked-out the license plate).
I knew it would happen.
Ill give it my best shot boss!
u/#classywow
Wish there was an easy way to reverse my super old school vasectomy. My doc took a chunk of real estate out when I got mine done - so there’d be no way of growing back by accident. Ain’t no way I’m letting them go back in, no way in hell.
I would want dinner first
Truth be told.... it's more valuable than gold
So is a "load" like fill dirt and measured in cubic feet, or is a load like gravel and measured by the ton. Maybe a load is liquid and measured by the gallon? Exactly what is included in a "load"?
Depends on the supply since the last date of delivery.
1911 type...Cocked and locked?
A one shot proposition so to speak?
Age and Infirmity limited.
I think he could improve his marketing campaign if he switched to “vaccine free” and maybe we could bump the price for having never received a Covid test, PCR, or otherwise.
LOL
classy!
I’ve been saying for awhile now that unvaxxed sperm will bring a mint soon.
Good work, if you can get it
LTD=Longterm Trump Derangement?
So is thishow Salty Cracker got his name?
Ewww. Gross. Any guy who has to advertise in such a way gets a big, fat, NO!
Cheapskate
Lol. Alright, that was funny. Still, I ain't never paying!
Your username suggests it would be wasted anyway :p
Gobble does though