Where are YOU in the Q-universe? Here, in the attack submarine at the bottom! It's cramped. Smells. And hard work! You live on C-rations and you have AUTISTIC FROGS for bunkmates! But only WE get to engage the enemy, night after night. And we have F*CKING NUKES. Y'all ready for Red October???
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☢️ LET'S GOOoOoOo ☢️
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HYPE - steady as she goes!
Some of us are Qarines: we operate in a variety of different theatres.
Just saying.
Right, right! Nice hovercraft ya got, there.
I've gone so hard, I've been steadily banned from every platform.
Buuuuut burner phones are cheap, buuuuuuuuddy gonna get me one. I already got memes, arguments, some links and the ability to find any I need, pictures, documents, hot damn I'm always ready!
Uuhraa!
Subs are for squids. No offense meant to navy pukes, but seriously. Being trapped under water in a metal tube filled with squids. What a horrible way to live.
Give me a hole in the dirt and a good field of fire and I'm happy.
Semper Q
Night Shift, is the best shift
The middle, 2AM until 6AM. The back afties are snoring away in their scratchers and the nice smell of baking bread comes from the galley. Egg banjos!
I think I'm manning a lighthouse on the rocky shore or a Watchman on the wall of the fort. Tending....
"One ping only, Vasili."
Then there’s us who are always thinking outside the box.
I’ll stay outside the box, much closer to the 40K foot views and we begin to paint a broader picture.
OK. You're on the periscope.
Sir this is Brent down in Nuclear Fire Control! I tried to tell Bubbles it’s not time to pull the safety pins out of the nukes. Well…..um….sir….he pulled and ate them! He says no more test drills, next drill they launch! They only thing I had to jam in the pin holes were the radiation med sucker sticks. So those won’t hold long, we’re out of Rad Meds, Nukes are live, and Bubbles is….um glowing sir. He is now glowing and ranting about nuking them all…..sir. Dammit Bubbles, Cats is silent! Why did you eat the pins, and get us in trouble?!
OK I WANT FULL SAFETIES!!! We can't have this fish coming back at us...
Crap! Admiral Catsy sir?! Besides Bubbles glowing… if he starts to groan and mumble “brains”, and walks dragging one leg with skin sluffing off, and is attempting to bite everyone in the head, what should I do?!
No Bubbles no my brain has been Q-melted. Q-melted bad brain… yes. Go over to Chronic he is holding down that purple haired Ensign for you. Go bite him! No stop pawing me I’m trying to talk to the Admiral. No you can’t bite my head! Yes over there! See purple haired wimpy Ensign Groomer that Chief Chronic has pinned on the floor. Yes go on. Good Bubbles. No Chronic don’t let him squirm away! Once Bubbles feeds, maybe it’ll settle him! Or sing him a lullaby after.
Sorry sir I wasn’t ignoring you and know you’re busy on the bridge. But we need to know what to do with Bubbles? I only have the one DemoLib ensign to feed him, after that it’s loyal crew. Plus we’ll be in real trouble once Ensign Groomer turns. You know how DemoLibs are once they turn, they impulsively try to kill everyone. Dammit Chronic just stuff a sock in his mouth! He’ll stop screaming once Bubbles hits the frontal lobe! Sorry for the noise sir.
Sir can the MPs come down and help us put Bubbles in the brig, once he’s full and sleepy, until we can de-radiate him?
Hahahaha okay to much fun! :) :)
CORRECT! LOL, so the guy that's been modding Greatawakening (here, formerly on Reddit before we were banned), for free, for seven years straight so far, and who was a BLOCK away from 9/11, who lived in America for 25 years, hates America? Ahaha. Blue Jays are going to win it all. But, I'm more American than you, fag.
DEATH BY COP, okay, I guess.
🥹 I am harmless
GAW or bust (a nut)
If you are over 50, "bust a nut" has a completely different meaning from what those under 30 think it means :)
We are called to stand in the gap
u/#covfefe Just say when...
I'm manning the shitter my guy.
Shit? Shoot!
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The hardest part about playing chicken... Is waiting for your air fryer to BEEP. Fire!
Where would that put the chans 😆
Haha, Marinas Trench?
I'm a Tank.
Guns blazing, loud, obnoxious, over-inflated, sometimes unintended casualties happen...
Not always the best, but essential nonetheless in my opinion.
u/#trumptank
You are now tied to the deck ahead of the conning tower. LET'S GEAUX.
Just don't gag my mouth so I can still talk trash and make ridiculous statements about the enemy!! Other than that, I'll ride that pony!! Let's GOOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOO!!
OK you're officially in charge of the radio.
Lee Greenwood Comin' Right Up!!!
u/#pepeguitar
SNAP this is what we're talking about!!!
Hahaha, I enjoyed this meme. I'm smiling right now.
I must say, the destruction of the Nordstream pipelines is a hell of a way to kick off Red October. I didn't expect that we might reenact the movie scene for scene in real life.
Oh, also, I'll man the torpedo tube!
LMAO awesome stuff
...and the hot-racking, O Lord, the hot-racking!
Damn - I was at Space Command before Space Force, I was network security at the pentagon, I was a nuclear cyber inspector, and now do refinery cyber. Where do I fit?
Holy shit. You're not comms, you're COMMS. You might just be our entire department!
I'm in the sub, but not nearly autistic enough. I'm strictly support, generally in the galley
Good chow, frog! 🐸👌
I'm a great short order cook. I can make anything taste appetizing!
Get this guy a set of rubber-coated pots.
LOL
Rig for RED, fam.
I'm on observation duty.
the Qandyman commeth
Large L.O.L.!!! Go anons!
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE.
https://youtu.be/J0rNL4vqkK0
I feel like this image is missing one very important place. The native lands of the Anons and the original source for Q posts, the chans.
I toured one of the smaller nuke subs a few years ago, and they are VERY cramped! It takes a special person to be able to be on one of those for MONTHS at a time, without EVER seeing sunlight until back at some base! The bunks are like coffins!
So neat frog.
When you say you get to engage the enemy night after night, can I ask where you engage them?
What am I missing?
It's looking like a sense of humour. Can't help you there.
Cool meme but lose the KKK asap or our meme warriors will get roasted and so will GAW
Is this subterfuge?
Indeed.. Subterfuge for sure. It's designed to expose anyone sufficiently libtarded that they'd actually think "FUKKK" is a reference to the KKK. How are we doing?
GAW is my home, but I gotta ask, any FreeAtlantis anons here?
What are those?
freeatlantis.com
It's where the Quodverum crowd relocated after that forum's owner banned discussion of devolution. Patel Patriot, JustHuman and several others were among that crowd and got their starts on that board.