"I was at the mall yesterday and walked into the book store.. I asked if they had Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants..."
(media.greatawakening.win)
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Massive Kek!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I'd like to know where there exists a mall with a bookstore in it.
Spirit Halloween enters the chat...
KEK!
Grand Rapids/Grandville, MI - Barnes & Noble
I have been over there, it's a pretty okay if a bit small Barnes and Noble. A lot of other fun stuff in the area as well, especially good for any model maker or miniature painter.
Came to say "We out here at Barnays and Noblay"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4qEWuBFnf8
They actually still are around! I've seen 'em, been in 'em myself!!! ๐ฒ๐๐
Literally everywhere. Your malls dont even have Barnes and Nobs (whom I do not support for tranny targeting children reasons)? Point is, they exist and I've seen several. Some small name shops, too
I miss them down here. I used to go to a mall nearby just for their bookstore, because it was never crowded. Then the crowds disappeared altogether and the book store then the mall closed down.
That's sad :c Was it the lock downs? Or did they die down before covid
Covid was the killshot
Briar Creek in Raleigh has a B&N and North Hills has an independent bookstore.
You forgot to ask if the bookstore clerk was actually housing any immigrants. If not, the virtue signal/threat to leave the premises is null and void.
Hiding under the floorboards I have finally found you!
u/#kek
I love how the person who posted this brilliant art piece captioned it with his own jab... I have the audio book narrated by SAM L J.
Never drink coffee and read shitposts, because it burns the hell out of your nose.
u/#spitcoffee
I'll take two, please!
https://x.com/Texas_jeep__guy/status/1800610679587525075
Paperback? Cheapskate, get the one thatโll be around long enough for your great grandkids to read.
For historical documents like this I'd splurge for library binding.
I know it's a meme / joke......but is it really, though??
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
Lol
This caused guffaws!
Very, very good. I will have to remember that one!
Kekity kek kek ๐
I would also like the audible version.
I have yuge speakers and live at the border.
I want to play it at max volume while I work in the yard.
u/#trumpsalt
This is a PERFECT shindig/bar encounter joke, you can alter it slightly to "a guy went to the mall and walks into a bookstore... the guy replies..," if you don't want to offend someone's delicate leftist sensibilities ๐ฏ
But overall it will get a laugh and a curious eyebrow raised (toward that vein of truth running directly through it) from ANY political alignment or "status" (exceptions to that minuscule group of cultists on the "radical" "fringe" left [whichever your preferred term] that are simply too Marxist [and thus nihilistic, power obsessed to sociopathic levels] to have developed or acknowledge something approaching a sense of humor) ๐คฃ๐
I'm holding my stomach right now laughing!
Contender for "winning the internet" today.
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Great way for the clerk to influence people to purchase items from his book store. Customer service at its finest!
That โpersonโ was obviously a Democrat d/t no sense of humor! He should be fired for talking to a customer like that. The โcustomer is always rightโ, even when they are not. The correct response should have been, โIโm sorry, I donโt believe we carry it, or at least I am not familiar with it, sir.โ