NoSoupForYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

When does a bird sing? When it's looking for a booty call. Source: I have skanky birds that hang out on my deck all day.

NoSoupForYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody said his penis was smart.

NoSoupForYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lil Kimmy looks like a star struck fan from the moment he sees Trump. Trump seems almost confused; like, this dude is a huge fan of mine, and this is the guy threatening everyone with nukes?? I bet Trump got anything and everything he asked of kim in private.

NoSoupForYou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dumbass probably fucked over a shit ton of people in his life; if you steal money from me, I will forget in a few years. You have a baby with me, I will spend every minute of the next 18 years trying to break you.

NoSoupForYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alright New Hampshire, where mah hustlers at? I need 5 courses, but I'll buy 10 if you'll make a deal. Easy 25-50% profit for the middle. I can get weed all day bro, but I can't get that ivermectin in GA

NoSoupForYou -7 points ago +4 / -11

think mirror dumbass. how many times did we say 11/3 and mirror?? said someone who knows more than me, probably.

NoSoupForYou 27 points ago +27 / -0

lol. I'd. normally say you're just too jaded, except this is probably accurate.

NoSoupForYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was this before or after the presser where the government said they were concerned about their Ukraine labs?

NoSoupForYou 12 points ago +12 / -0


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