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One tubby, tubby.
Two tubby, tubby.
eh eh eh
When does a bird sing? When it's looking for a booty call. Source: I have skanky birds that hang out on my deck all day.
Feinstein is a huge player in this. Either way, I hope she leaves the board soon.
And hiding the rulebooks
Nobody said his penis was smart.
Lil Kimmy looks like a star struck fan from the moment he sees Trump. Trump seems almost confused; like, this dude is a huge fan of mine, and this is the guy threatening everyone with nukes?? I bet Trump got anything and everything he asked of kim in private.
I hope your wrong 😶
You know what, that makes more sense than them just walking away. They got thrown out of Russia.
Dumbass probably fucked over a shit ton of people in his life; if you steal money from me, I will forget in a few years. You have a baby with me, I will spend every minute of the next 18 years trying to break you.
Alright New Hampshire, where mah hustlers at? I need 5 courses, but I'll buy 10 if you'll make a deal. Easy 25-50% profit for the middle. I can get weed all day bro, but I can't get that ivermectin in GA
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
sorry dude, I was stoned and my grammars are stupid. it was funny in my head
oh shit is that this weekend??
think mirror dumbass. how many times did we say 11/3 and mirror??
said someone who knows more than me, probably.
lol. I'd. normally say you're just too jaded, except this is probably accurate.
Was this before or after the presser where the government said they were concerned about their Ukraine labs?
This is the way
He just found out Big Mike has been banging the pool boy
personally, I think the Holocaust denial is a joke. The details are fuzzy, but Nazis did some bad shit.
BUT! I agree with you 100%. It doesn't make sense to me.
"Fuck your legs"
That's his emotional support female