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cusp-of-carabelli 10 points ago +10 / -0

When she gives a blow job it counts as anal.

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cusp-of-carabelli 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the cut of your jib. Everything you described matches what I’ve read. I know a Chinese-sourced article was going around a few weeks ago claiming that mRNA could be transferred to mice from cow’s milk, but I have difficulty believing mRNA could survive the human digestive tract with the amount of acid contained within.

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cusp-of-carabelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

“…but it ain’t too god damned beaucoup”

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cusp-of-carabelli 27 points ago +27 / -0

In a sane and just world, there would be repercussions for this kind of behavior. Instead, they keep trying to change our boys to girls and our government gives the tax money they’ve fleeced from us to gay dictators from Eastern Europe.

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cusp-of-carabelli 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those feds in the famous photo were wearing jean shorts, or “jorts” in concert with the same sunglasses and similar t-shirts. Those dopey fags stuck out like dog’s balls.

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cusp-of-carabelli 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your explanation is funny to me because I assumed most people were aware of this. The perils of getting old, I suppose.

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cusp-of-carabelli 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gay. Totally gay. Good Times had black Jesus on their wall back in the early70s. This is just a joke.

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cusp-of-carabelli 3 points ago +3 / -0

Totally forgot about the ozone hole. Remember being told that everyone in Australia would die from skin cancer by now.

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cusp-of-carabelli 2 points ago +3 / -1

DevilDog, you’d need a high speed, low drag moonbeam to see through that gnarled snatch. You might find Chelsea’s father, Webb Hubbell, if you look hard enough. Wear your Go Fasters just in case you need to beat feet most rikki tik.

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cusp-of-carabelli 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for voting for anti-gun legislation, Cheese Grater Face. No true conservatives believe you.

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cusp-of-carabelli 1 point ago +1 / -0

You didn’t see Mitt Romney throw the second debate after he mopped the floor with Barack Hussein during the first debate in 2012? That presidential match was thrown…you don’t remember that fat fuck Chris Christie walking almost hand in hand down the beach after Hurricane Sandy, with Christie sucking dick for federal funds while fucking Romney over? You’re watching a movie…albeit a really bad, horribly produced one.

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cusp-of-carabelli 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they both did an admirable job, but the look on Lithgow's face at the end of that piece looks like true insanity to me.

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cusp-of-carabelli 3 points ago +3 / -0

They sell the gold for scrap eventually. Also, sometimes they come in handy for manufacturer testing of things like diamond and carbide burs, as well as placing heat sensors within crowns to measure temperature at the site of cutting. Very interesting shit.

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