Seriously scared or having a laugh?
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Relax, frens, it's just a naked Minion.
I think they are mocking it. I’m inspired now to go shopping in my t-rex costume
The funniest one I saw was a guy wearing a giant plastic bottle over his head. This needs to be mocked. I have never worn a mask and give my best withering looks to those dumb enough to wear them outdoors. The saddest was an elderly woman jogger who looked like she was about to have a heart attack.
Right in the beginning I was tempted to buy a legit military NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) suit and start wearing that around.
My family legit bought military NBC masks, but not because of COVID. We got them around January when we heard about reports of Chinese troops at the Canadian border & CCP ships off the pacific coast. And the internal rumors that CCP was warning Chinese citizens to prepare for war. Then the news broke that Flynn became Commander of Pacific forces, & we all agreed something was going on militarily & that we should probably be somewhat prepared just in case shit hits the fan & who knows what happens.
But we have not been wearing them around, lol.
All I've bought since 11/3/20 bought was a rifle, bayonet, ACH helmet, and 1500 rounds of .308. Gonna look for a plate carrier next. The Lord helps those who help themselves.
Check out ShotStop armor.
Thanks, i'll check that out.
And then you lost them all in a boating accident ... remember ?
Oh yeah, it was pretty tragic.
I can confirm. He posted about that a week or so ago, that they were boating, and there was an accident, and all of it was lost. All of it.
I bought bitcoin and silver coins haha. I already had 4000 rounds of ammo stockpiled from some deals I found years ago on russian surplus ammo haha.
Lucky. Too bad I didn't get the money to stockpile ammo until AFTER it had increased about 4x the price my dad was buying it for several years ago :/
Hilarious.
Can you breathe? That sounds difficult.
If it's one of those blue surgical masks, yes. That's why my glasses get fogged to hell when I have to put one on. Most cloth masks work better in that regard because you breathe through them more.
Yellow sus
I've only ever seen 2 good Among Us memes. This one (yours), and "Orange was ejected. 2 imposters remain"
I was going to post here about telling the kids it's a minion IRL, but "Yellow sus" will get all ages to laugh themselves silly, thank you!
amogus
This suit is great........until you pass gas.
It looks like he already did. It looks like the space suit in Rocketman after he farts in it.
Wasn't me!
LOL! OR need the bathroom in a hurry.
I think there's room in there for a bathroom.
Portapotty.
Inflate-A-Potty
LOL!
I think anybody dressed in a seven foot condom has to be having a laugh.
When cartoons become reality. It's basically a minion w/out pants.
These are the people calling us conspiracy theorists.
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I’m in San Diego . This is for real , I’ve seen people in Costco and other stores with some hell a funny get ups .. some may be mocking, but most here it’s true.. some people make the cashier put change in baggie and keep it in garage for 3 days to kill germs. I know a friend of mine does it ,,Sigh! It’s bad out here I actually have never worn a mask I made up a little medical exempt badge a year ago and I wear that on a lanyard but sometimes I’m even questioned with that and then I shamelessly pretend I can’t speak and point to the badge , at that point I either get looks of bewilderment or kind gestures , but I’ll tell you this close to Holly weird it’s awful , everyone wears two masks even when driving alone and people are screaming for the Vax! You’d be surprised how many customers in stores complain to the managers about me not wearing a mask ..really awefull !
I think the solution to this is to point and laugh, loudly.
As the fan sucks in outsude air and blows it in the suit, either unfiltered or through a Chinese made 'hepa' filter...
Looks like the guys from monsters inc
looks like one of the minions...lol..wonder if this asshat knows how stupid he looks...
Covid? Nah, I don't want to catch whatever's making everyone retarded faggots.
About the only thing I've seen that would remotely be effective. Of course this doofus won't be able to take it off without contaminating himself but "A" for effort. lol
This. I've worked in a clean room & a lab where I had to routinely put on a low level hazmat suit.
People have no freakin' idea about the amount of care & awareness of contact & the level of specific & sometimes complicated routine procedure--no idea about the separate chambers/rooms you must go through just to filter air & surface particles before changing in another separate chamber with sticky tape floors--that goes into just trying to keep your dust & hair off a silicon sensor...
...Let alone all the extra stuff--like sprays & scrubs & specific methods of taking off each piece of PPE (personal protective equipment) & folding or placing it in a way to avoid the outer surface contacting anything & then washing down afterward--that goes into trying to prevent an exponentially smaller virus from from contacting you.
No awareness whatsoever. The ones doing it seriously look absolutely ridiculous--dead stupid in some cases--to those of us who have worked in such settings. In fact, much of the shit sheep do actually increases the chances of contact because they are doing it improperly.
But I am sick of trying to explain this only to be cut off by some cow & told to follow their dumb rules as if they are the expert. Some people will only learn the hard way.
In the 80's my fire team leader and I were our infantry company's NBC team. If we encountered an event, it was our job to test the material to see what it was (if non-nuclear) and report it up the chain. That little bit of training had me convinced that biological or chemical was nasty stuff and I didn't want to have to fight in MOPP level 4 and then decontaminate correctly, just might as well shoot me.
I fucking hated MOPP gear lol
Kek! This is the reaction of most entry level scientists who go into that line of research work.
It's fun until the novelty wears off. Then it slowly becomes cumbersome, & for most people a psychologically unsustainable way of living life. Or it just becomes routine, & for those that have the patience to deal with it, they just do. But most people are like cats. After a few years of doing this cumbersome process every single day, anytime they step into their workplace, they want to move on & do something else with more freedom in the little things. It takes a certain level of grit, patience, & stubborn will to achieve a goal to not get bogged down by it. I can't say anything about military operations that require suiting up, but I imagine much of it is the same.
I don't mind doing it for a finite project, or if I have control over how often & when I gotta suit up, but if I was just some corporation's lab guinea pig & had to do this with no real end in sight at the whims of my overlords, I'd probably quit after a few years, too. I could probably do it if I really had to or my survival depended on it; I just wouldn't exactly be happy to get up & go to work every day. Those outfits are uncomfortable. Of all the potentially dangerous things you deal with in them, sometimes the worst is getting an itch & not being able to scratch it alllllll damn day, lol.
And that's just in the workplace.
Now imagine if you had to do that every time you left your house. Then imagine having to convert your house into a closed system with its own filtration system...
The sheep really have no idea. Unless the military secretly has some sort of neutralizing compounds they could dispatch in the event of an actual widespread & uncontrolled pandemic or a biochemical war, only the grittiest of the gritty (or the elite who have/can buy access to existing closed system facilities) would survive that type of apocalypse to see its actual end.
But a genuine thumbs up to all those who dare try & survive it.
Just that COVID isn't it!
I briefly worked in a clean room at NCR some years back in Colorado, pellicle inspecting and other QA jobs. It was not as involved as you describe though. What transpires in a virus lab obviously is quite a mystery to most people who readily believe that some layers of cloth or paper and social isolating will offer any protection whatsoever from viral contact.
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6
it's technically not a mask and his face is visible so he got 'em.
A a joke, I wear my gas mask on occasion. I've actually been told not to wear it because it scares people. Lol, which is it? Function over form or vice versa?
Try a Darth Vader helmet!
This is the way
I've been thinking of wearing a welders helmet. Maybe add some Maga stickers to it. If I find a "blueanon sticker i can add that also. :)
Just would not be allowed to wear by my children or wife if they are out with me. Solo trips out only.
Yep, you can get a 3m tyvek painters suit with hood. Mockery makes for a solid red pill.
Go for it! :)
He's totally trolling. This is great!
That's what I thought too. Hilarious!
Like someone running around in a T-Rex costume.
Whenever I feel down, I pull out my yellow dildo suit and turn that frown around!
I appreciate the stupid self identifying, it saves me the 10 seconds or so evaluating and no worries I may have been a little quick in judgement. Time is valuable!
At least they are doing it right if you are truly scared of a virus.)
Nah; look up Clean Room Protocols - you have to have a decontamination chamber with airlocks to get in and out of suits safely. As soon as a buffoon like this engages its car, it's a viral crime scene.
Oh lol. Well he looked stupid anyway purely for that level of fear of the 99.9% survival wuflu
Seriously where do I by one of these beautiful contraptions?
The idiots just can’t help themselves. New level of loser/crazy. They’re outing themselves.
Gotta be having a laugh. I wouldn’t mock this guy, I’d high-five him.
At least this makes sense if you believe there’s a global pandemic.
Point and laugh.
he's gotta be a fucking troll, who the hell is that scared?
Lol - it looks like a big suppository.
He's a green suppository.
Let's shove him up Baal Gates's ass.
Looks like a used rubber!!
One of those would fit inside Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, Kamala, and the penguin.
OMG!! Pod Peeps a real!! :O
He looks kinda sus...
If one is serious about Covid as a "deadly viral contagion", this is the ONLY solution. Anything less than negative pressure, total-air supply isolation, is contamination and failure.
I need to run around and troll like this. What are they going to do? "Sir, we appreciate the effort but you just need to stick with a mask, you're causing a scene."