Oh my goodness, no, this is not some horrible joke, this actually happened. 😳 China 'apologies' for making those under the Biden administration to take anal covid swab tests for covid. This is insanity....and so humiliating. No wonder China is flexing their powers, they see no threat anymore.
(media.greatawakening.win)
🐴 SHITPOST 💩
Oh no. It was no accident. They wanted Joe Xiden to know he and America will take it right up the @ss from China, and like it! Because Joe is a weak POS ankle grabbing puppet!
That guy reminds me of Mr.Bean but without the comedy.
He's the Mad Magazine kid all grown up,
I hate how accurate that is
he paid extra for the "happy ending" test version
Not jus Joe, everyone that submitted to it
Here's an article talking about it https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1258844#click=https://t.co/NqA7DR9Hnu
This is just getting ridiculous. I know the Biden administration as a whole are absolute retards, but it makes us all look very bad.
I want my Country and its Dignity back.
Edit: and for the prick who made this a 'sh!tpost' it's not. It's very much the truth and apparently stating the truth on here is as welcomed as the CNN welcoming a statement from Trump. Sad.
Seriously.
Who the hell would have added "Shitpost" to this? Do they even know what a Shitpost is? It's not "anything that has to do with da butt."
Just gotta say ... if I was forcibly swapped like this ... there'd be a whole lotta shit all over the place ....
I don’t always do “concise”, but I always appreciate it.
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I mean it really is a shit post in the truest sense of the term... lmao
"Technically correct ... the BEST kind of correct" (Futurama Episode)
Yes
and breath through your nose 😂
As someone else pointed out, the anal swabbing took place over half a year ago. China is only “apologizing” for it now just to bring attention to it again and make Biden’s baizuo re-live the humiliation.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! We stuck stuff up your ass! And I thought masks were stupid!!! I hope one of them farted.....
I don't know, but you can bet a huge percentage of them eagerly pushed back on the swab.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Between you and u/rooftoptendie it’s an endorphin rush! Best comments of the night, ty both. 🤣
I want SO badly for all this to be in the history books, in our past as things to never forget and to learn from, but while living through this heinous bizzarro world I truly appreciate the humor some of you inject into the conversation. Thank you!
Thank you very much for the kind words.
Truth and humor are my guiding stars. These may suggest different routes, but never lead to conflicting destinations.
Of course I’m not always right, and not always funny, but I’m always trying.
and then went back for seconds ... and thirds ... and fourths ....
and then asked for a private consult ....
Define: anal retentive... 😉
And asked for sauce 😂
Usually, the CCP is very reluctant to disclose anything it did wrong. Strange that they seem to want to publicise these particular events. It is almost as if they are deliberately trying to embarrass the US.
Story is old too, surprised no one noticed this article from February 2021 until now.
Or just embarrass the current “regime”. I see this as a win.
Nice of them to ease them into the prison culture gently. I thought the jab was bad for people to keep their jobs.
Why go up Joe's anus when they can pull the same sample from his diaper.
Domination. Pure and simple.
Incredible. This was no error. The CCP knew the Biden bishes would take it up the ass, literally, and they were right. And now the CCP wants to humiliate the United States by telling the whole world they ass-raped the Biden administration, who just took it and stayed quiet. Perfect.
I would love to see Trump call out exactly this tomorrow.
He’s trying to figure-out how to word it...perfectly. 😎
So maybe he’s leaving it up to Il Donaldo, or Catturd, or Jr.
But PDJT himself would be my hope with this one.
It’s simply too ripe and juicy not to pick, and throw.
all he's gotta do is just link the article .... nothing more ...
And, goddamn Ill Donaldo ... you GOTTA nail this shit right outta the park, man. We've got high expectations of you! Be Ruthless!!!
Hell, maybe even consult with Yanopolis for the assist. It's the best slow-pitch thrown your way yet!
Well we all know that China is assho but I'm sorry, just the thought of all those Biden people bending over to get rammed up the ass by China just cracks me up.
How many went back for seconds?
No doubt Peter Buttplug was in on that sloppy seconds action.
and thirds and fourths, and he probably asked for the rest of the box so he can bring it home to play with his "partner".
Turns out this movie is a comedy.
Kek
it unexpectedly delivers!
Time to go watch Airplane! again ...
This is the very definition of "funny, not funny."
Did Chine seriously just promise to stop buggering Biden?
Or is this just China's way of saying Let's Go Brandon?
Whatever else you have to say about this movie, the comic relief is to die for.
"we promise to stop ass-raping you" (once you grow a spine)
... the quiet-part is in parenthesis.
So, this gives “my butt’s wiped” a whole new twist 😂 Interesting why’s VICE reporting this?
This is actually pretty funny
Let’s go Brandon!
I don't think China need to apologize. I'm sure most of Bidet's staffers were more than willing to allow this to happen as they are used to having anal penetration done all the time. Anal swabs is more of a "nothing" to them so they probably were more "open" and "loose" to the idea, given their years of experience.
kek
"We are sorry for doing you up the butt like the little lap-dogs you are (and we are also sorry you happened to enjoy it)" ... is the way I read this.
Plus, add: "YOU'RE MY LITTLE PUPPY NOW!" to the end.
The nation state equivalent of tossing joe a rag and telling him "Clean yourself up" after a brutal rape.
That's the funniest shit I've seen all day!
Joke’s on them. CCP’s about to get it good.
".....No,....this one,...umm....this one goes in your butt...THIS one goes in your mouth!"
... too bad they were the same q-tip ....
What’s embarrassing is that any one of our officials, let alone many or all of them, submitted to an ANAL swab for a RESPIRATORY illness. How effing dumb. Yes, the CCP right now is saying, “Hey world, don’t forget - the US is our bitch now. Sorry, not sorry.”
This is YUGER than you realize.
When Hussein 0bama went to chyna as president, chyna “forgot” the stairs! LOL if I remember correctly, as a result they had to use emergency stairs to get 0bama off of Air Force One. It was so embarrassing for him.
Also true, they rolled out the red carpet, literally, for President Trump. They hosted him in the forbidden city which is ultra rare. chyna fucked us in the end with the bionuke but they weren’t dumb enough to fuck with Trump in person and in negotiations.
Not sure what chyna’s obsession is with White senior citizen genitalia but this was definitely a flex on their puppet biden.
Good way to collect DNA sample kek
As wrong as this may be its all on fake joe ...
White House insiders reported Adam Schiff found out about this and went directly to the Chinese embassy to obtain a Covid-19 test.
The Chinese placed a monitoring and tracking nano device on the q tips. They literally put a "bug" up their asses.
So this is why Buttigieg came out of paternity leave.
talk aout a hair across his ass, no wonder Kerry through bidet under the bus with macon over the french submarine snub.
And we all thought Bish holding hands with the Saudi's was bad. W.T.F.O??
AHAHAHAHAH
I wonder if anyone tested positive and had to embark on a regular test schedule? Or decided to...