🤣 We Are Doomed! 😂
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I am writing you all today to inform you of a new protocol for our staff zoom meetings. Moving forward, everyone will be required to be naked during our meetings. One of our team members has a fear of clothed people, and I want to make sure everyone feels safe and comfortable. This requirement is effective immediately. You all still have to wear a mask because that fearful-mask clown will still be online.
Best,
Ashleigh
Kek!
But wait, does that mean we all have to see George in Accounting completely nekid??? 🤢
Yes, but you also get to see Rebecca from marketing’s big tatas, so it all evens out.
Just mute George's video. Problem solved.
This is the kind of forward thinking the company needs. Bravo. You get a raise. :)
Ya'll are great 😆
Bring a tube of Toobin.
Toobin was just ahead of his time.
Premature?
this popular salutation of "Best" before signature, really aggravates me, so I am going to start making my salutation "Be Best"...remember Melania's program?
The irrational brainwashed vax zombies are frightening. It's a coin toss if they'll wake up before they become universally violent towards the vax free.
i do have a huge fear of these brainwashed vax zombies
I feel UNsafe and UNcomfortable when I see people wearing masks (bank robbers and home invaders come to mind), so I assume you'll immediately order everyone on the team to stop wearing masks.
Thanks!
That damn fluoride's been in the water WAAAY too long.
Turning the normies gay!
Wait
If I was on this team I would say I have a fear of people in masks.... and around we go.
Gay men are throwing an absolute FIT over this comment.
Why not use a Zorro or Lone Ranger mask just to show the absurdity.
Too busy quitting and looking for a sane work place I'd imagine.
I had exactly the same thought!
Long live Clayton Moore (who played both).
love the idea, if it would "mask" my eyeroll during zoom meetings..however the mouth mask can hide all the comments you are mouthing about others on the zoom...
During the lockdowns I would frequently wear a full faced motorcycle helmet to the store just to drive home the point of how ridiculous the whole thing was.
I wore a few times a gas mask. It makes them really think crazy thoughts i prefer to push people over the precipice!
That person fearing people without masked should be fired then, bugger the whole company kneeling for one idiot, this is like when you can't bring peanut butter to school coz of some paranoid mum. Fuck that if you're allergic to peanut butter it's YOUR problem, if you're afraid of people without masks its YOUR problem and same with everything else these wussies complain about
Original twat if you wanna share elsewhere...
https://twitter.com/adamcarolla/status/1478807356989444102?s=20
I rewatched some early Man Show episodes over Christmas and I forgot how funny it was. Hilarious to think of both hosts going completely different directions. How much would late night propaganda outlet Kimmel hate Man Show Kimmel?
Ziggy-zoggy for the WIN!!
Oi oi oi!
Girls on tramp-olines was fun too. And the world champ brew-chuggin old guy…liver of steel 👍🏽
...more evidence that the world is full of stupid people....
And we can’t fix stupid!
It's easy, but still illegal unfortunately.
Truth....
I fucking hate the term 'moving forward', it's so pretentious
Not relevant but I REALLY hate the phrase "Let's do this!". It's everywhere.
Espescially nwhen the idea is regressive hogwash
i would show up wearing my brand spank'in new invisible mask!
I would show up wearing a Trump mask. 🤣
Well that's easy... Just have the meeting coordinator impose a kitty filter on everyone's image. That'll solve all the problems. https://greatawakening.win/p/12hRGwOhco/good-to-have-a-laugh-a-lawyer-us/c/
Yeah, but the Kitties would need to wear panties (er, masks).....
Unless I'm misunderstanding what a "kitty filter" is?!?!?!?
Click the link. It is very funny.
Man that was hilarious!!
There's a longer one somewhere, but I couldn't find it.
😅 the look of desperation. courage mon brave.
My heart is pounding just imagining the angry email I'd be writing if my company announced this.
Adam Carolla is the perfect example of not selling out to Hollywood like Jimmy Kimmel.
Bought in
I am not surprised if he or anyone near LA is cabal, but was he rich before and bought some publicity, is that what you mean?
Lol maybe. I meant he's a generally talentless old troll so what did he sell? He made a payment, probably his soul, he didn't accept one for any thing people valued.
It's obvious Jimmy Kimmel sold out, but Adam Corolla used to be the main guy on the Radio and Jimmy was his side kick back then. Adam was a family guy that had a rough go in Hollywood and faded away while side kick Jimmy from the Radio went on to take over where Adam left off. Timing was around the "man show" where Jimmy took to the streets to have underage girls grab his crouch on camera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAhYvjgASFg
I remember him from that show on MTV w some mild mannered cuck prototype sex Dr where he was the impish sidekick
Yes from "Love Line" Ephialtes to Cabal talking head; "slip you a Jimmy" Kimmel has progressed up the ladder.
Wouldn't it be easier just to have the 'afraid' guy draw little masks on his monitor?
They give me anxiety so now what dumb ass. Gonna pander to both of us? Make sure this person is vaccinated and boosted with all 3 jabs.
This is the best one yet!!
Omfg, poor triggered snowflake. F them.
But they could catch the Computer Omicron Bug version!!!!
I would be maskless and cough all through the zoom meeting - snarky!
Safe?? everyone is in a different building!
Comfortable?? masks are not comfortable.
sheesh she is mandating the exact opposite of the reasons for mandating it.
That's my main man, Mayonnaise.
Does this Ashleigh twit realize how stupid this is and how stupid she sounds with this memo? This is a zoom meeting. Everyone has to bow to the fears of one?
Most often, stupid people are too stupid to realize they're stupid.
I thought we were supposed to get help for the mentally ill not play into their illness...
Trannies?
Lmao. They will all fail.