The actual footage of Heather McDonald collapsing onstage and you can tell many in the crowd thought it was part of the act
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Let's be honest. She's never really been good at 'stand up'.....
Too soon?
Lol, best comment today 😃
Damn it dad get out of here!
HAHA! That's what my kids would say.
It reminds me of when little johnny walked in on his Mum masturbating and said - "mummy, mummy - what's that?"
Mummy:-"That's where Daddy hit me with the axe"
Johnny - "What a shot, right in the cunt!"
Never.
No, too funny
Perhaps rolling on the floor is more her forte?
Yes. She puts the 'OF' in ROFLOL.
Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.
Stupid biatch
God didn't strike her down. God is love. The devil struck her down as soon as she opened the door by walking out from under God's protection.
Raining with no umbrella basically.
But God doesn't strike down, only Satan steals and kills and destroys. We should be praying for people like her, not to is blasphemous as God tells us to love our enemies and pray for them.
God loves her tired ass even as stupid as she is. By the way, He loves you too and so do I.
Ananias and Sapphira. Nebuchadnezzar, beltashazzar, and many others. God (or his servants) has struck down countless people for blasphemy
Amen I wonder about her thoughts now since she collapsed on stage after stating "clearly Jesus loves me the most". That was sarcasm designed to receive affirmation from the laughing idiots in the the audience. Hopefully one or two in the audience made the connection between the blasphemy and the collapse.
God didn't strike down Ananias and Sapphira, Peter used the power that God gave him. The others you mentioned were old Testament before Christ came and took on our sins. God is very patient with us.
No, Peter used the power that God gave him. It was much more than lying to God, from their act of deceit it would have set a precedent that it would be okay to steal from His Church in such a blasphemous way.
From St. John Chrysostom.
Proverbs 1:20-33
20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:
21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,
22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord:
30 They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
31 Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.
32 For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.
33 But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil.
That's how you write Rock n Roll.
That's my thought. The devil was pissed that she gave Jesus credit, and he struck her down.
the irony of this comment? the real Jesus, like as we read in the Gospels, had no patience for followers with this kind "Yeah! Get 'em Jesus!" attitude.
What were some of his last words on the cross? "Father... GO GET 'EM!" No actually.
Is she ok?
She's alive and talking in the hospital... Karma is real! https://rumble.com/vu9alo-triple-vaxxed-chelsea-handler-and-other-lefty-comedian-end-up-in-hospital.html
Wonder how long it will take for the Hospital to realize she has Covid and make the big bucks off her treatment, before she dies.
A woman comedian? I wonder if she'll talk about something other than "muh vagina".
Never mind.
I used to wonder like 15 years ago if they'd ever stop talk about their pussy, suffice it to say, I stopped wondering.
Same here! Class, dignity and self worth is surely dead on the left. Judged by the content of their character they are lost, soulless, empty.
“Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy.” Romans 1:28-31
MY MENTAL ILLNESS IS FUNNY ENOUGH TO BASE A CAREER ON BECAUSE I AM SUPERFICIALLY AWARE OF IT!
It’s at this point when her vag showed her who was boss. Once she did that thrust, her heart rate increased and her blood flow got all out of wack.
She’s not overweight, but she probably does very little cardio and she also probably doesn’t eat very well or consistently. Add that all up and we can chalk this one up to karma and the fact that she isn’t funny too.
I cringed.
She sounded like she wasn’t getting enough oxygen, kinda short of breath...
Did you hear that thud.
Cracked her skull.
Saw where she apparently has two black eyes now - that indicates skull base fracture.
https://www.uchealth.com/en/conditions/skull-fractures
She is pretty lucky actually.
Thoughts about Rachel Chandler?
Quite a few Qposts about Child Handlers role in this shit.
Rachel Chandler
Definitely taking in air. Sounded like she'd just been running.
She seems to first react by moving forwards to brace herself on the mic stand, then loses all control and falls back.
Based on the setup I would have laughed too because clotting is all I can think of w/respect to the spike protein.
I think so too...
I would have thought it was part of the act too.
Imagine dying and the last thing you hear is that obnoxiously loud fat so Ounding man laughing at you almost as bad as Rosembaum dying with the image of 7 people huddled around him with their cellphone flashlights out
Total despair
Is there video of him going
They are out there. Difficult to find now though
Her breathing became more labored after that hip movement, and she slurred a few words.
Deffenitally nuerological looking
That head jerk before the fall looks like a signal was deffenitally sent to her brain.
Deaf in Italy
No, no, the signal was a deffeni tally
I'd like to report a murder.
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If you watch it slowed down, when it begins, she looks up like she is seeing something and then falls back hard. I wonder if she was having a stroke or lightning in her brain.
Nanotechnology in her brain responding to signals looks like it went haywire.
Somebody must have dialed a 5g phone lol
I can’t stop laughing at this!
That could be.
Yes this looks like an impulse or frequency was being sent to her brain.
Maybe it was Jesus himself having a word with her. She was then stunned by the power. Whatever it was, I'm glad it was seen.
That would have been funny if that was an act, unfortunately lefty can't do funny so it's just...satisfying to watch.
if that WAS an act, she would get props from me. It's funny, jarring, satirical and involved taking a pretty hard stunt fall. BUT.... it wasnt lol
If it was an act it would be a pratfall up there with Andy Kaufman, Chevy Chase as Ford, or Rick from the Young Ones. Even funnier is the crowd’s laughter. One guy is really belly-laughing.
TFW your blood clots have better comedic timing than you
YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE VACCINE!
That seems like one of the favorite go-to excuses. All that footage of Merkel shaking like a leaf was put down to 'dehydration' as well.
Wasn't Hillary also thrown into a van like dehydrated side of beef?
Yes, and on 9/11 no less. And leaving her shoe behind, since immortalized in every Ben Garrison cartoon featuring the crooked one.
Every time a celebrity has a freak out or disappears they just say that they were dehydrated on stage and that they are taking a break. I think it's their MK programming breaking or multiple demons fighting over their brains and they have a schizo episode and have to be reprogrammed.
The multiple demons thing is an interesting theory. I think many of them have specific purposes and motivations at odds with each other, in at least a competing-for-victims sense and perhaps others.
You have to wonder though, thinking about how frequent rants about covid and vaccines are VS the frequency of the vax-induced type failing that this woman went through.. what are the chances these happen to overlap? Its kind of like a Q zero-delta thing.. except this time its God saying 'oh no you dont'
When Martin lawrence was out in public waiving a gun yelling about people out to get him they blamed that on dehydration.
Did she dislodge a blood clot?
Looks like her head jerked just before she falls
The suddenness of it looks like a TIA to me, ie. small blood clot causing a temporary stroke.
Yeah, that was an aneurysm. She looked pale through the whole thing.
I think you may be right. It seemed like a stroke.
She smacked her head down really hard so it wasn't an act.
Unless, there's some special soft coating on the floor to make it seem like it wasn't an act.
https://www.healthline.com/health/fencing-response
Great epitaph.
That devil spirit threw her ass down hard. Thump!!!!
I'm not laughing but I am shaking my head. How many times have we seen this type of hubris rewarded by the devil with death. She lived so now she can repent and thank God in the Name of Jesus Christ for her life.
It kind of reminded me of the Wendy Williams fainting during 2017:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2WzbfOhnx8
As a female I find it very insensitive and offensive whenever women "comedians" only have jokes about "muh vagina" or "muh period" or "muh menstrual fluids" or "I have a hole that incels can't f*ck" blah blah blah. Same stuff over and over. It's really disgusting. That's all they think women are is our uterus' and yet they screech at the idea of using the uterus for its intended purpose which is to create and grow life.
A real comedian works outside of body jokes. Fakers, posers, and cheap comedians use it as their base and as their crutch and it shows how weak the rest of their routine is.
And then the next day posting mostly naked selfies on instagram.
Or linking to her OnlyFans.
Sounds like the slurring starts with the first word after 'Jesus'.
This whole vaxx Karen shit is so ridiculous everyone wants to get their 5 minutes of pats on the head. Who cares. Did you get your hep a vaxx dumb bitch? What about herpes?
Those were awful jokes…why do people think going gross is the way?
That was a pretty hard fall. Yikes…like she had a stroke
Hey guys! I love my Savior, I didn't think she was taking the Lord's name in vain, or being sacrilegious. It was a joke. Is that not allowed?
She was trying to mock the overlap of Christians and cleanbloods
Allowed? I think the video.speaks for itself.
For all we know she was.pushing a vax she never took.
That fall pretty well cemented her clot shot bona fides
She claims she wasn't making fun of God or antivaxxers.
On her podcast, she claims these are the karmic reasons she may have fainted-
https://youtu.be/t_kCS6nBkcQ?t=2297
wow, her routine was about being vaccinated, but not one mention of the word "vax", "vaccine" ,"covid" allowed anywhere in the comments
Somehow, I don't think Jesus loves her any more than anyone else.
I think God smote her down!
HOLY SMITED
She's lucky. Smacking your skull like that can be fatal in and of itself.
Jesus is disappointed
The way that looked it seems like a switch went off inside her head.
Hilarious -- that she got a real dose of "thou shalt not do that."