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ChronicMetamorphosis [M] [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

I've been calling them Shilli Vanillis. If you know a brief history of this band, you know they aren't who they say they are. So I feel this name fits (and I can't stop laughing at it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣).

Context: The band is Milli Vanilli. Check the wikipage. I'm surprised they arent a stand in Jojo.

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Molog 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hahaha this is a quality meme!

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Round2 13 points ago +13 / -0

I snort-laughed at Shilli Vanilli.

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stevethefish76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Girl, you know it's true...

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Infidel440 4 points ago +4 / -0

But their voices were so mesmerizing. You mean it’s fake?😩😩😩

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, and one of the real singer's name was John Davis, which always trips me up because I think about the singer from Korn.

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purkiss80 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are a LOT more than we think....I encounter them daily ....

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ceegeegee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I forgot about the Carefree gum commercial parody

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ATLAS_ONE 15 points ago +15 / -0

The shills have eyes.

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TNBanjoMan 22 points ago +22 / -0

The shills are alive, with the sound of mucus!

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bwahahaha! I'm totally going to work this into something!

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lalahemingway 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugly laughed at this! LOL

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ChronicMetamorphosis [M] [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh man, thats a good one!

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PepeSee 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ah, the 80s, when trannies could just be trannies without making a big Thing about it.

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

They were a small fraction of an even smaller gay population.

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Ineedsanity 7 points ago +7 / -0

Incoming... Shilled to the bone, because if were fighyong shills, were not handing out pills... The left thinks we can't multitask. We can take out the trash while doing a lot of other things...

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

...like chew bubble gum, and kick some ass.

When you're all out of gum and the shit gets dumb. You gotta log back into GAW and have some fun. We keep positive with lyrics, but the shills dont wanna hear it...

🥁 Tap tap tap tap tap.

They wanna...

🎶Chorus: Blame it on the Mods, and the Anons at GAW-win

🎶Blame it on the moonfags, that decode at night.

🎶Whatever you do, they'll put the blame on you!

🎶Go on and blame it on the mods...

🎶'Cause the mods don't mind

🎶And the mods don't care...

(I love our fake lyrics and raps on this site 😆)

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Ineedsanity 2 points ago +2 / -0

love it!

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Ineedsanity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came back to say Milli Shilli is stuck in my head... We need someone to sing and a Fab duo to look sexy to perform your tune. We will make tens of dollars!

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FractalizingIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

When anon-ness interfaces with artness, this is when the best timelines are created.

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Cyberhawk 7 points ago +7 / -0

They didn’t sing it but “Girl you know it’s true” had a good beat back then IMO. I listened more than once. 😁

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I honestly don't hate them, and I like their street fashion (studio fashion was ok too).

If auto-tune was around, their normal voices probably would've been fine.

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PepeSee 1 point ago +2 / -1

Essentially they were pretty talentless but looked good, had a producer essentially build their tracks with studio musicians/singers, and they lip-synced their shows.

Remarkably like Frankie Goes to Hollywood though I'm not sure which guys in the band played their own instruments (edit: though they did write/sing their stuff AFAIK) - but Trevor Horn basically built the big hits up in the studio, and they didn't get in TOO much trouble over all this despite similar lip syncing concert controversies.

(I'd be curious if someone in the band or a studio ace did the bass part for their cover of "Born to Run" for example, I've never found this info but the line is sick - hell Horn was a bass player and may have done it himself for that matter, but I'm really getting in the weeds here).

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Mr_A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, the thing they couldn't overcome was their voices' similarity to Yoko Ono. It was rough.

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yoko would've been ok if she switched genres.

https://youtu.be/RNNIkThER8U

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Mr_A 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Further proof that EVERYTHING can be improved by Slayer. "

Comments are pretty good.

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That whole Andy Rehfeldt channel is really solid and hilarious. I've been following him for like 10 years at least.

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROFL

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 5 points ago +6 / -1

This muthafuckin. Spoicy!!!

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bubble_bursts 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are giving them too much credit. The real shills look like this

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's looks like The Great Deku Tree

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PeaceAndLovePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao.. great meme

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Fefifofumdrum 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣 Shilli Vanilli

I dig man. Top kek.

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libtards_r_stoopid 4 points ago +4 / -0

u/#banhammer

Use it wisely & use it often.

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numina22 4 points ago +4 / -0

I deported a shill yesterday.

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Lowwdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

haha shilli vanilli! i like it.

"blame it on the pain."

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Fikkan 3 points ago +3 / -0

The shills provide a service here.

Sheds us of the stupid, weak and easily confused. Culls the herd and helps keep it healthy.

Removes from among us those that just desperately want to belong to a group, with no real interest in what the group is about.

And helps us keep our own discernment up to snuff, as well as gives us localized, easily identifiable targets to blast away at when bored.

All that said, heads on pikes. Figurately, of course.

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CasuallyObservant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha! This is great. Very clever.

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Mister_Winston 7 points ago +7 / -0

I feel bad for those guys. The record label came up with the whole scam, but the singers paid the price. To commit suicide he had to be in a lot of pain. And the guys could actually sing.

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree 100%

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet they were blackmailed. Seems like an easy way to get rid of them if they didn't follow the Cabal.

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Yeetthedems 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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WeAreThePlan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've noticed this, and been doing some reporting. They are getting a bit more clever too, as though they are paid human shills instead of bots.

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ChronicMetamorphosis [M] [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, you are doing a fantastic job, btw.

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Kissaki 3 points ago +3 / -0

People come here when they get kicked off twitter, guess the bots do to.

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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You said you didn't need Trump...

You told him good-bye (good-bye)...

You sacrificed a good love...

To satisfy your pride...

Now you wished that you still had him (had him)...

And you feel like such a fool...

You let him walk away...

Now it just don't feel the same...

Gotta blame it on something... (gotta blame it on something)

Gotta blame it on something...

Chorus: (Blame it on the mods) and Anons at GAW-win...

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DontTreadOnIT 2 points ago +3 / -1

God bless you mods for keeping the shills at bay.

We likely have seen nothing yet...

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the displaced twitter shillbots looking for a new home here.

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