Apologize for just cutting and pasting a long message, but this is too good. From QAnonCasualties:
I am going to FAKE hanging out with my friends to get a covid vaccine but I AM REALLY REALLY SCARED Content: Help Needed
Edit: My plan is ruined, they want to come with me and walk around the mall as well. I am defeated and lost.
I don't have too much time so I'll make it short. I am 18M, and I like to lurk on these subreddits because they resonate with me so much. I have no money to move out and no car of my own, so I am not exactly free to do much even though I have adult autonomy. I have my permit and have 100% driving ability (minus freeway driving) so I know I can pass a license test with flying colors, but my mother refuses to let me use her car for the test because she says I am not ready but I know that is just manipulative bullshit.
My parents are full-blown Q-adjacent, so think anything of them and they are probably that. Antivaccine? Yep. Homophobic? You bet. Racist? You got it. Christian fundies? Absolutely. Flat Earthers? Fucking yes. Pro-life? Ohhh, my gears have DEFINITELY been grinded these past few days.
Obviously I cannot drive somewhere and get the jab secretly. And obviously it is the ultimate sin in this family. They still trust me and I can still be supported by them for college but if they ever find out I am DONE for. That is why I am staging hanging out with some friends at the mall so we can all run out the back and they can drive me to a Target so I can get a jab from their CVS clinic or whatever it is called. The meetup is tomorrow and I have everything planned and even text conversations faked so if my parents ask to see my cellphone again they can see I am not doing any funny business. Yes, I know, I am 18 and should stand up for my privacy, but I would rather get a vaccine and sacrifice my integrity rather than hop on my ego and risk losing my one chance at being safe from a killer infectious disease, you catch my drift?
The problem is, I am literally so scared, like I am actually shitting myself out of fear (need to go use the restroom like now yikes). I have never been this scared in a long time and I don't want to fuck it up because I just KNOW if they catch even a HINT of perceived nefariousness then I will start stuttering and my heart rate will go up and they will know I am lying. I stayed up late last night just fucking terrified and watching war film scenes to get inspired a bit and feel like I am a soldier on a mission and that I should just compartmentalize and disassociate until this whole operation is over. But FUCK in a couple of hours I NEED to ask my parents and make it known (since even though I will drive there my mother still has to accompany me since I have no license and it's her car).
I am also really scared that this will backfire and she will want to actually follow me in or end up doing errands and coincidentally going to the same Target I need to covertly get to.
I am also worried about how appointments work for the CVS clinic. Does anyone know if they just have walk-ins? I will be making an appointment for a Pfizer covid jab and a flu jab (are they safe together? CDC says so but I want it because I never got a flu jab my whole LIFE) regardless but having that extra pressure of needing to be there at a specific time SUCKS and is making me want to shit and piss myself literally, like FUCK I am scared as fuck.
I have a stone cold face in real life and am just swallowing this and covering it with anger to keep my head clear but fucking shitbird ballsack I straight up just want to quit and back out of this whole thing. Not going to but (fuck I am pausing for a bit because I feel like puking) never did anything this courageous my whole life and I don't know how to proceed without fucking it up.
Any advice? Please and thank you. This mostly a rant and venting session but please I am scared.
Edit: I am gagging and now I really need to calm down holy SHIT.
Yep
Or just someone having a laugh.
The flat earth thing was pretty funny.
Glowboi or tendies gonna get knocked off the plate, one or the other.
Yes. Especially when he drops racist and flat earthers. Lol.
Trump rallys have the most ethnicities I have ever seen.
Flat earthers are an attempt to make us look like loons.
I am a flat earther, many govt docs reference a flat stationary earth, as recent as an army 2017 document. Look up operation fish bowl and dominic… also look up videos of rockets hitting the firmament/dome. Don’t diss something till you look at evidence for both sides, I use to be a glober till two years ago.
It's not a flat dinner plate. It's a irregularly shaped ellipsoid.
Those rocket videos are a yo-yo despin device that unwinds the rocket from uncontrollable rotation in the upper atmosphere.
I'm pretty sure this is fake.
How can an 18 year old male, without a license, without going through university, with based parents possibly think like this?
I don't see a universe where this type of person could exist. Public high school can be rough but... I don't think it's enough.
Throwing in the flat earth stuff too... huge red flag. That's always been a bait to get redditors to bite.
It's FAKE. Because it feels fake? Got a it.
Well, it's pretty common for these people to throw all these terms out at anyone who is even slightly awake. To them, being wary of the vaccine means you are Qanon.
It could be a fake, it is a new account, but I loved the overdramatized emotion. People like this DO exist, you can see them on Tiktok.
They get 12 years of indoctrination in the Teacher's Union-controlled communist school system.
I have no doubt such teens exist. I mean, this guy's a picture perfect profile of an Antifa weenie. Us vs them mentality. Totally weak, beta male. He's been told he needs to be an activist and fight the power but he's too chickenshit to actually do anything because he's been raised with a silver spoon in his mouth and been pampered by everyone and everything in his life.
Is this one in particular fake? Probably. I think 90%+ of anything on Reddit is shitposting and trolling. But I absolutely do think people like this exist.
FAKE FAKE FAKE.
Put on your khakis and sunglasses... and return to your FBI day job.
😂
Your parents will know something is up when the myocarditis kicks in
Second only to uncontrollable tremors all over your body. Have you had chicken pox? Because Shingles are a bonus for the lucky ones.
Definitely a fed op
People dying from covid is extremely rare. Dying from blown out lungs and liver failure from Remdesivir is highly likely.
Unless a 9mm is involved.
"fucking shitbird ballsack" he says
"This is how the kids on the internet talk these days, correct?"
"Hey there, fellow kids!" Buscemi gif here lol
Make that "HOMO glowie"
Edit: he is gagging on that giant cock in his mouth. What a homo. His wrists are probably too limp for him to even turn the wheel.
Probably fake but, if not...
That fag needs to join the military - he will be forced to get the "vaxxine", he'll be able to get a drivers license, and they'll pay his college tuition. Man-up pussy.
It should ask if it can get the Pfizer shot, flu shot, and all boosters at once so it does not have to worry itself any more. It= I could not tell if this was a boy or girl, because it sounded very girly, but you know, soyboys
For those of you who are calling this fake, how many of you have hit the deport button, especially now that this has been stickied? The mods effectively deal with shills when we use the deport feature.
This guy would actually be a really great candidate for the vaccine and all boosters. Wow.
Fuck around and find out.
FAFO!!
Whoever wrote it is full of shit. Not to hard to see that. Completely fabricated. Whoever wrote it is over 30 yo. 18 hear Olds do t communicate like this, it's trying too hard.
IF this is a real person, wow, what waste of time and effort he was. Also, 18 and doesn't have a license yet? I was taking driving lessons at 15 and got my license immediately at 16 because I wanted freedom, what's this idiot's excuse? I refuse to believe that a based conservative parent would be like "you're not ready yet so we're going to coddle you a bit longer." My own conservative parents always encouraged me to get my license and would teach me during their free time. No way would these parents not be at least somewhat similar. Conservative parents believe in their kids having responsibility and driving is one of those.
I love bots.
If this site "resonates" with you how can you not have seen all of the evidence presented here about that terrible shot?
"Subreddits"
OP here just copied and pasted from reddit. Reddit is like the complete opposite of this site.
That makes sense now. I've never been on any of them. This is my home.
Exactly
This child (yeah, 18 but very obviously still a child) has been psychologically traumatized and systematically abused to the point of physical illness.
Everything he is so terrified about is invisible bullshit.
"Killer disease?" With a 99.9995% survival rate for his age bracket.
Sad.
Cancel this plan. Do not get the JAB. It might kill you!!!
I guess I'm getting cynical. It's probably fake, but if it isn't I hope he gets the jab. I don't want these types of people breeding.
Hey, kid.
There's this New Cool Thing starting up.
It's called Suicide Weekend.
You can't possibly survive without your vax. You're gonna die a horrible death anyway because you can't get your vax. And you have to be around all those icky people in your family.
Why not join up with that New Cool Thing?
You'll be much happier afterward.
Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun. - Denis Leary
I stopped at being 18 and having a permit. Louse.
Is there no pharmacy down the street or pop up tent? And how this person is talking, wtf is wrong with them, racist, flat earth, Christian. Idk Clarence Thomas said it best. They need to get off their damn phones and turn off the tele
Wait until he experiences the effect of the jab. He thinks he’s shitting himself now……
Good lord. This kid's going to give himself PTSD without actually doing anything. Ffs, if you want to rebel against your parents, go get a Mohawk, dye your hair pink, and/or get a piercing or tattoo.
This posts seems glowie but the past history does not. Not sure. Also not sure why the mods stickied it.