Newspeak 2022 - the definition of "definition" has now been changed. MEANING NOW BOWS TO POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY.
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Then the definitions of law(s) are null and void.
Only for RINOS and Dems. For everyone else the laws still apply.
Tru dat.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definition
So this is fake news trash because this link doesn't match OP screenshot?
Yes
“Be careful who you follow”-Q
I see another comment about an edit, so maybe it was changed and changed back?
Nope. Last edit was 6 months ago.
Was the shitpost flair added after this remark? LOL
EDIT: Apparently it was. Good work anon
It was after but I also think it was changed on wiki after posted.
Shitpost flair. Relax
I just looked it up, figured I'd throw the link out 'caause I didnt see a match with OP meme. Then I promptly fell asleep.
It may have been changed and both are right and I was totally wrong
Wikipedia can be altered in seconds, reverted to whatever iteration etc.
Yes, realized this after seeing another comment. So basically it would be more concerning of a dictionary tried pulling this off
Wouldn't doubt that happening. Merriam-Webster already updated their definitions of vaccine and have updated the definition of "herd immunity" to reflect it coming from vaccines, without mention of previous exposure, then later updated it again to finally include "vaccines and previous exposure" after the vaccine narrative started to crumble.
Saw this in another comment and that makes sense. Basically it would be more concerning of a dictionary tried to change this line they did vaccine.
Wow. The mobile wiki link is so much easier to read than the regular web link. (I use a browser on mah desktop).
Gonna be using the mobile link for wiki sniki now on.
Just like the Constitution is a living breathing document.
"infringe"
Oh, that's an easy one!
Joshua Jackson, John Noble, and Anna Torv portrayed the main characters "infringe".
Shall not be ....
You call it a corrected edit.
I call it predictive programming.
It’s called a shitpost.
Are ya sure? The page says it was last edited 6 months ago....
Shitpost flair.
yah, was added after I made a report to le mods. Happy with that. Originally, not flair.
They had a picture up of Greg Phillips with a swastika Photoshopped to his hat for the longest time until I removed it.
Attn: Mr Five.
u/catsfive
Dear Sir,
I do believe that this particular graphical representation is a memetic device created for the purposes of satirization of the absurdity of current instances of 'redefining' established terms for the purposes of lunification (def: the driving of the population nuts, or into 'lunacy').
The current wiki entry for this particular item: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definition indicates this is NOT an actual or factual representation. Furthermore, the history of edits to the item also indicate it never has been: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Definition&action=history
Accordingly, I would like to propose that some notification be provided to the readers of this humorous and somewhat provocative posting that it is, in fact, not a fact, but a satirical construction. It's a meme.
(Note: a saucy sauce might also be useful to that effect.)
Signed,
Pede seeking to reduce stress levels in mah pedes who may unnecessarily become agitated or have an unnecessary emotional reaction to a world apparently going even madder than it is, and/or prevent on-posting or forwarding under the mistaken notion that this is a real wiki entry.
You write like a pro
Wait..... Are you saying I'm NOT a pro?
PS. Expressions freshly minted and coined.
Lunification.
just wait 5 years. It'll be a thing.
OK, what's it mean? Inquiring werdnerds want to know
Um....?
You mean this?
lunification (def: the driving of the population nuts, or into 'lunacy')
"Our people have been significantly lunified due to the constant inanity of the global propaganda complex"
After being subjected to decades of lunification, the people had finally had enough.
Perfect, just what I thought
Me like!
Probably will be internet comments.
Shitpost flair added
Wir haben die Scheisse!!!
yaaaay....
...and there was much rejoicing in the streets.
Ha! Here's their ultimate goal, and this is from 19 hours ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_a_dictionary
"Wikipedia is not a dictionary...Our sister project, 'Wiktionary, has the goal of creating a dictionary..."
Good bye Merriam-Webster.
Say what they want, NO still means NO and I say NO to this insanity.
Well, two 'No's make a 'yes'.
-- Weinstein School for Applied Liberal Mathematics
That defies definition....
Wow! Is this a joke?
Could well be. Current page don't say that.
The insanity truck just dropped another huge load! What the heck?!?!
Only stupid people use Wikipedia.
It's fine for looking up stuff like sports stats, movies, musicians and bands, etc.
No need for book burnings in 2022, just a quick Update statement to the database.
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Definitions are ever changing, like when I now say Commie Pinko traitor, I mean Democrats.
u/#ummwhat
(Playing Friday night gifs...)
That won't save them it takes 25 years to take effect
Never cite Wikipedia. Psychos can change shit at will.
Gunshot wound is still deadly whether you change the definition, just saying
Even "definition" has to be "fluid" now.
You can blame all this on the word, "is."
-- William Jefferson Clinton
It is what it is.
I know this is satire, but the best part of it is:
"Orwell was an optimist."
But but but muh definitional appropriation
Henceforth, I declare I will be conforming to the "old English" as it existed before the "mass shooting" was redefined... maybe even before they changed the diagnosis of Polio to suit their vax agenda. Im just no longer riding the evolutionary retard train that is the fluid English language.
Sadly this is exactly what a lot of people try to say about the Bible.
I watched a PlantNation documentary last night (something from about 10 years ago), and it did a great job of showing how our politicians are bought and paid for by the corporations that actually run this country.
I'm pretty sure wikipedia is only considered authoritative by people with blue or green hair.
Wikipedo is not the arbitrar of meaning.