💥📱🌎 Breaking — Twitter mass firings begin Friday morning 💥📱🌎
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I worked alongside a couple of super woke engineers a few years ago that went to that shithole. I told them that was a stupid idea, they laughed with their iditoic superior, better than thou, laughs. Oh yeah, I'm fuckin' rolling right now.
Mass removals on 11.4? What a coinkidink.
The timing is...impeccable...
u/#noolib
We are lucky to be living in the golden age of memes.
NOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder if this person had plastic surgery after this? Being a daily internet meme.KEK
I've wondered about that....seeing one's screaming gif endlessly online...
🧂🧂🧂
Learn to code LOL
Elon will be their anti christ when he turns their wine on tap back to municipal water.
What about their demands?
Leave it to a bunch of Twitter employees to think they have any leverage when the new boss already said he was going to fire 75% of them.
Will start firing those letter signatures first. Thanks.
I wonder if they will “tweet” about their demise?
They are.
Kek
The REEeeeeeing starts Friday morning then.
u/#peperee
u/#triggered
u/#demcry
u/#freebird
Sort of.....
They will be awarded the DCM.
Don't Come Monday!
Good morning everybody. I've got great news for you today. You get today off... and every other day too.
You can all work from home now.... just not for Twitter.
u/#kek
u/#libcry
That's nice! You have to put a positive spin on these things!
Best one so far was "I'm promoting you....
To customer."
"Who's ready for a loooong weekend?"
"Congratulations! You've been promoted to customer!"
Forget the popcorn, I'm grabbing a beer
Day drinking is a perfect activity for:
C19 narrative kill date: Election Day +1
Prepare for zero-day [massive cyber-power] attacks [attempts] on 11.4.
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Thanks u/Greatheart 👈🏻
u/#q4587
awesome
👉Leave $8 in the bucket on your way out if you wanna keep a blue check on your account.
Have a nice life!
Sudden cardboard box shortage in San Fran.
The timing has to be a means to slow down the DS from doing anything wacky during the weekend leading up to US mid terms.
great thought
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Of course they already filed a class action… https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/04/twitter-faces-a-class-action-lawsuit-over-mass-employee-layoffs-with-proper-legal-notice/
Many times, the notice is the termination with a minimal 2 months of severance pay to get around the WARN act with extra weeks of pay for each year of service.
That's what my company did when they cut 10% of the work force because the last thing a company wants is fired employees still working for them.
Got my empty salt drum open and waiting! LOL!
Trump was spotted sprinkling salt as they left.
u/#trumpsalt
So they will have all weekend to find another job😆
With Facebook losing 80% of its market value and Twitter tossing employees left and right there sure will be a glut of woke coders out there.
I heard the workers are suing Elon and Twitter because of this.
Yup. They want to use the WARN act. However, companies can get around it by offering 60 days of Severance Pay.
Is that big C in the thumbnail for COPE?
Well? It's Friday morning now!
Not yet 5am PST yet. Supposed to be by 9am.
Dammit!!!
I don’t have twitter, but hope there will be compilations posted here! That is if they will use the platform to complain after they were fired from the platform…
The little dears woke up to everything twitter magically erased from their laptops.
Is there a counter going?
I sure hope someone is there to troll this entire event.
We need more Ligma Johnsons!
10:00 am east coast right now…. In 1 hour, when the lefties show to work… the salt will flow heavily…
The bars will be filling up early on the West Coast today.
I hope they are televised
No more latte’s on the roof? Oh my. Well might I suggest they learn to code……. Oh, never mind
I've been on there recently to post truth. Noticed yesterday that very few are responding.....very noticeable. Shadowbanned. Quelle surprise. IF Musk takes better control, it might be a worthwhile place to "work" in the trenches....
"We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week."
They used to instruct most managers to avoid firing an employee at the end of the week/Friday, out of caution and to allow for follow up talks. Firing them on a Friday like at Twitter, could be a deliberate sign of dishonor. Sort of like the wrinkled flag draped over a coffin thing.