137 🐢 Now Mitch Has A Concussion 🐢 (twitter.com) posted 88 days ago by lovecymru 88 days ago by lovecymru +137 / -0 45 comments share 45 comments share save hide report block hide replies
How is that possible? I was under the impression you had to have a brain to suffer a concussion.
Turtles are supposed to be able to retract their heads to protect their brains!
He slipped and fell on his ass. Given that his head was in the same location, his "brain" suffered some collateral damage.
He identifies as having a brain, and identifies as having a concussion.
Poor dude who has that job...🐢🧐🥱😴😴😴
OP misstyped...meant “cuckcussion.”
He fell on his ass
I hope we see him next wearing a 'boot' and sporting a black eye.
The black eye is what I fully expect. We need to see the turtle.
How about black lips and hands?
Nah...that’s just from kissing Soros’ ass on date night...
Wow. Soros goes missing. The Great Turtle has a concussion. Fetterman and Feinstein are both basically dead….is someone cleaning house? Where’s Pelosi? Anyone heard from the Obama’s lately. An HRC double showed up at a cabal hangout last week. Hmmm
Nice list! Is Lightfoot somewhere in there?
Well she lost her election. I haven’t heard of her disappearing or having a debilitating medical event. I’m sure if some Chicago pedophiles say beetle juice 3 times and she doesn’t appear, maybe we can assume she’s dead.
We can only pray! She has helped turn Chicago into a bigger hell hole than it was!
Is this Harry Reid 2.0?
hope the fucker has a brain blead and gets locked in syndrome.
Think he got a reminder to tow the line?
Hmmm. While the J6 footage is released...
Did his shell crack after the fall? https://www.allturtles.com/cracked-turtle-shell/
He's lucky his little turtle neck didn't snap.
Brain bleed will do the trick.
Any hammers involved?
So it is a black eye and not a boot? Or is he Chynatally challenged as a result of his trip?
He can share a room w fetterneck
maybe his wife will go back to China...
I wonder if he'll wear one of those notorious boots on his head!
Had to, since both Frankensteins monster and Fenstein is a not present voting, RepubliCan'ts would have majority
Old people who can't walk should be forced to retire from government before they hurt themselves. It's for their own good and the kind thing to do. Hope it at least knocked some sense in him.
I thought turtles instinctively pulled into their shells to at the first sign of trouble. What's the point of having one if you don't use it?!!!
Too bad he wasn't wearing a tortoise-shell helmet
Good. I hope he gets a prolapsed anus also
His Chinese controller called his wife gave him a beating for letting the J6 tapes get out to Tucker. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person!
What hospital are you at, Mitch? I want to send you a Get Well Soon card. It might take a while to get to Gitmo, so I need to mail it soon!
A tortoise chicken.
His head came out of his shell and got stepped on....
So instead of a boot, he's going to be wearing a mind reading helmet? Asking for a friend.
Remember when Harry Reid tried to convince us that he exercises (!!) and the exercises he does involves exercise bands and his flimsy shower door?!! Pepperidge Farm remembers! Gee, I wonder how his black eyes really happened 🧐
His lips and eyes look like he’s not breathing or getting enough oxygen. Wow.
Is he VAXXED?
I hope he fucking dies
He's a traitor and a crook.
Did he fall or was he pushed, LMFAO