☝️ ALERT! So, about those 'ancient artifacts' Trump supposedly has... LOOK OUT! ☝️✝️✡️🕍
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That is so cool!! I want to see Pelosi's face melt like that nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Ooof! Now that you mention it, maybe she got partially exposed a few times, by accident.
You may be right. Or one of her spells rebounded. There's that too.
I think it is more likely that she is one of the lizard people. Change my mind.
….. i jus remember the based crusader knight guy standing there as the shit crumbled around him. I said to muhh self “i wanna be chad jus like him”. And we are all chad jus like him, standing in the gap fir Truth, offering that red pill carved ass wooden chalice of reality as opposed to the world’s corroding gold chalice filled with the poison of lies and fear. -rantings of a drunk ass patrit right herr
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You mean it isn't already??
Not enough for me, although I know what you mean. Failing botox, adrenochrome withdrawls, and vodka are taking a toll.
And hell is getting closer by the day.
As smoke vanishes so let them vanish, as wax melts before the fire so let Sinners perish from the Earth
Amen.
Thanks to you iam now died from a terminal case of the keks.
I would laugh if this is true
There is a zero percent chance of them ever lending something like this out. But I love the idea of him having it.
'lent' might be the face saving way to say 'stolen'
what exactly makes you think it was in Israell?
They are doing the June 2022 meme! This has GOT to be a movie: https://greatawakening.win/p/16biw2cetG/israel-is-currently-doing-my-ark/c/
Original June 2022 meme: https://patriots.win/p/15JAXl30IU/breaking-fbi-found-ark-of-the-co/c/
Israel for last?
u/#q916
Isn’t it in a crate in a huge warehouse somewhere?
Confirmed. Behind the gold door in the basement of Mar-a-Lago:
https://media.patriots.win/post/N2VngHFHCcXu.jpeg
Top men. Top. Men.
Right next to the original Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars prints.
Exactly.
The Ark? Was there any mention of its location prior to moving? Since there has been no report of anybodies face melting off I would like some type of proof.
The Ark of the Covenent is nothing to mess around with.
kek
The ark was buried on Mount Nebo by the prophet Jeremiah according to 2 Maccabees. It will not be found until the final days.
Isn't this satire?
Highly entertaining IMO, but of course some people have a fetish for seriousness.
Q did say it will be biblical!
Mossad anti-drug investigators going after Biden? The Nark of the Covenant?
🐸 Epic 🐸
Next they’ll claim he stole their virginity
The Ark including 17 of the ancient temple treasures right?! Kek!
Spear of Longinus works too. Q did say they "have everything"
I've seen that! And it's in a painting in Warsaw, too
It's probably my favorite artifact. Good stories behind it too, even a link with Pattons death, although idk if verified
If you have never read The Spear of Destiny by Trevor Ravenscroft, you should. Amazing book
I need to. Aware of it but haven't ever read it yet. Thank you!
Oh. Now it all makes sense. Now he takes over the world.
This movie is indeed going places.
I looked for it. Check this out.. interesting..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7810225/Biblical-home-Ark-Covenant-discovered-Israel.html
Has anyone seen an itemized list of these artifacts? Just curious what the Israelis loaned out. Old menorahs? Surely not something earth shattering. This entire line of inquiry sounds about as stupid as it gets. Sounds more like a projection from when the Clinton's stole a bunch of stuff given to the Office of the Presidency when they left the White House. They are getting really desperate to try and come up with something to go after Trump with, it is just getting sad and pathetic at this point.
Being that he's the one true King, I suspect if he has ANYTHING it's the stone of Scone... Aka Jacobs Pillow.
Remember his pedigree. Remember the Scots stole it back from Britain in the 50s.
Jacobites and the battle of '45
Uh, yeah. I don't think the religious conservatives in Israel would ever part with the ark, so without hard evidence, I'm calling this BS.
History repeats itself sometimes... It has been "returned" to Israel in the past.
Ron Wyatt ( amateur archeologist ) found the Arc Of The Covenant. It is underground where Jesus was crucified. When the earth quaked the Blood of Jesus went through the crack of the earth and fell onto the Mercy Seat. Jesus said it is finished. No more Blood Sacrifices needed. He sacrificed himself for us. Ron passed away but his wife and two sons are alive. You can find books about this.
you can hold onto it for 4 years, but only 4 years. after that we're telling on you
Now he’s unbeatable in battle.
The superstitious are recoiling in fear
Would be cool unless it sets up the trump antichrist arch which is on my 2027 watch list.
The Pope can open it
The Pope would have his face melted off if he came within a mile of it.
Geraldo will bring it live on TV, can't wait.
And it will contain nothing but some dust and a yellowed copy of the 1217 BC New Nebo Times sports section.
That's exactly the point of this "story." The lefties want American Jews to think that Evil Hitler Trump is stealing their religious relics.
It was 35% in 2020.
No wayyyyyyy 😆🍿
Jack Smith will try to arrest and indict Trump on this now.
The ark of the covenant is a weapon. Change my mind.
Casimir effect?
And me without my tinfoil hat!
funny af. tweet of the week for sure
I know it's a joke but just fyi it's theologically impossible tho btw Hard to do when it's in heaven. Rev. 11:19
The Ark was always in Heaven... A replica was here on earth.
That's a new one.
Chapter and verse please.
Still waiting on your Biblical basis for that claim.
Copy Pasta...Interestingly, Revelation 11:19 mentions the ark as being in heaven: “Then God’s temple in heaven was opened, and within his temple was seen the ark of his covenant. And there came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder, an earthquake and a severe hailstorm.” This verse has led some to speculate that the ark was taken up to heaven to be preserved there. But the ark that John sees in his vision of heaven is probably not the same ark that Moses constructed. We know that the articles in the tabernacle were “copies of the heavenly things” (Hebrews 9:23) and that the sanctuary itself was but “a copy and shadow of what is in heaven” (Hebrews 8:5). Revelation 11 deals with the sounding of the seventh trumpet, which ushers in a final round of judgments upon the earth. John’s glimpse of the ark is probably meant as a reminder that God has not forgotten His people, that He is present with them, and that true worship will soon be restored.
Well. If this is what “it’s going to be Biblical” means…. I can live with it
Everything I knoe about the ark is from Indiana Jones sugoi hanai
Nice. https://twitter.com/LRH_Superfan/status/1681356190498816000
Yeah I'm sure that big ass clunky box that kills people is just chilling in maralago.
Lmfao
Hey, I heard that DJT is hiding the original stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in his basement at Mar-a-Lago. But the lefties can't confirm it because they're afraid that looking at the tablets will turn them to stone!
Upvote.. Yes, it kinda is... You do get guff for it occasionally 🐸
This one is kek worthy fren.
The bee gonna be jealous of this one! 🤣🤪😜😆
What a strange thing to be upset about