I’m in that age group. Rules for me 1) never wear cut off blue jeans 2) never wear tennis shoes if I do it’s on a court or gym 3) wear shorts that are design for that event 4) short socks with short hiking shoes 4) latte cup with one shot of jack Daniel’s one shot of kaluhlua, 5) odor of reefer
No New Balance shoes?
Ha! At least they have cutoff dad jeans
Yeah, and putting them all in those 1950s gym shorts-length jorts is super hilarious
Every single shirt tucked in, belt in place...classic
Shouldn't their Cutoffs be Daisy Duke Styled Shorts???
I hear it's their MO....
The guy in the red shirt and brown shoes is a rebel.
5 guys. 5 coffee cups. Cutoffs. Eyes protected from the sun and the incredibly white footwear.
What could it possibly mean? White sockpuppets spring into action?
It means they're getting ready to stand outside of a restaurant that has a discounted lunch menu and mention the price of everything.
"This door doesn't squeak anymore. I guess they put WD-40 on it." "WD-40? That's like seven dollars a can!"
And if you ask them how they're doing they'll tell you the day of the week.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" "Not bad for a Tuesday."
Guys like that have WD40 in the gallon containers.
And they don't even know its Main Ingredient is Fish Oil to Displace Water....
Works well on Windshields in the Winter, IF you can separate the Petroleum Products from it....
I'm a 3-in-1 oil guy myself...
If they are glowies they're about to loiter in the nearest gents toilets for a quick game of tummy-sticks or possibly a couple rounds of bum sex.
Bet the Guy in the Brown shoes was a Navy Pilot.
My kids staged an intervention and took my jolts away.
Brown shoes, and the only shorts with a stitched hemline
Stitched hem beets the swoopy hem of the guy on the left...
But he is probably an engineer who cut his hem line so it doesn't chafe on the edge of his vette seat...
Hahahaha!
Those are all the same guy right?
If by "all the same guy" you mean its an AI generated image then yes.
Clearly not...
Q tip Convention
You've solved who Q is!
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You should see their wives.
And they all bought them within a one income household as a postal worker and retirement at 62.
OMG, too funny. Need to do a side by side with the younger group.
"Don't forget, you are all individuals!"
"I'm not"
Oh but for the grace of God goes my husband
It is exactly like that too. And I'm only 30 😅👍 but I get no flak from the wife when I hang out with these guys so I'll take it!
😂
And of course, their corvettes are not quite old enough nor new enough to be cool.
Still nicer than yours I bet? 🙃
friggin hilarious!
Well I see two C4s, maybe three! Ask me how I know! I believe the age of the average corvette owner is 57! I'm 71!!
America's Sport Car!
That photograph is the reason I never wear shorts!
Lt. Dangle?
Momma always said...
I’m in that age group. Rules for me 1) never wear cut off blue jeans 2) never wear tennis shoes if I do it’s on a court or gym 3) wear shorts that are design for that event 4) short socks with short hiking shoes 4) latte cup with one shot of jack Daniel’s one shot of kaluhlua, 5) odor of reefer
Wear pants, my brothers. Shorts are for women and children.
Aww dey got der short pants on.... Dey couldn't afford lederhosen.
Second guy from the right didn't read the "White Shoes" attire for the day memo...
Hil-hairy-ass