Trust me. It's absolutely breaking news that a lot of the breaking content that is labeled BREAKING is not necessarily breaking, but it can be reasonably labeled BREAKING to break your attention, so that it's breaking!!!!
Full breaking use of multiple breaking exclamation marks, heck, that's also totally breaking!!!! Like, Breaking!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this breaking matter.
you have been reported for having a sense of humor...
How about a sense of irony?
ok, will report you for that as well...
kek
Huh? What? Problem? Oh ShitPost, carry on. 😂😂
Must be Chinesium Irony , American Irony don't break !
I’m going to make a sword out of all that iron.
Boom!!!!
You have been reported and are on double secret probation for
TWO WEEKS!!!
damn, dean wormer...
fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
kek
My advice is to start drinking... heavily...
My favorite is when it’s BREAKING but it’s actually a video from 5 years ago
Ah, the classic move. It never loses its flavor!
But “BREAKING” implies an event is unfolding in real time - not years ago. Nothing wrong with posting past events, just don’t mislabel them with the overused and abused BREAKING
Or a favorite of FOX News.
It is called the: "FOX NEWS ALERT!!!!"
It is so overused that "FOX NEWS ALERT" has become meaningless.
Also known as a “Broken BREAKING Report”.
I wouldn’t know how to do it but, I would like to see a timer, say 8 hrs, that removes the “breaking” and leaves the rest of the post.
Wot? Am I wrong?
Thanks for the Levity Fren. Just about to break a few eggs for breakfast.
My next post: BREAKING!!!! SirBudNotLight's Eggs are BREAKING!!!!! Stand by.
Two eggs were broken into a frying pan with melted butter. Then after a bit of time flipped over. Then a slice of process cheese was placed over the eggs. Not before some ground pepper and garlic salt were placed on the frying eggs. Then a cover was placed over the frying pan to quicken up the melting of the cheese. Then the two eggs were perfectly placed on a piece of toasted brown bread. A few dabs of Frank's Red hot on top and then ready. And now back to you FractalizingIron Man.
There you have it, folks. That's the real skinny. And remember, you heard it all here, at BREAKING!!!! BREAKING!!!! BREAKING!!!!. Where you come for the REAL news!
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Back to you FractalizingIron.
You gotta use pepperjack cheese.. Mmm good..
I'll give it a try.
THIS JUST IN
kek
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RIP, Ron Popeil.
That's what she said
I ❤️LOVE❤️a good shit...poast... STRANGE JULY... STRANGE JOO-LIE!!!
u/#sassypopcorn
It's 92F working in the heat after eating 2 YUGE burritos... plenty of beef and beans..."News" has been breaking all afternoon...💩💨💩💨💩💨🤣🤣🤣
The sad part of this post is the reality of it. So many MAGA podcasters/youtubers are posting clickbait titles to get the views. Getting tired of seeing half a dozen daily posts about, “This is the end of The View”, “ Letia James is Done”, etc. So many start with Breaking. SMH
The term "Breaking News" should only be used for the latest act of terrorism such as the act Israel committed against Syria today.
I hear you Adopted. It's important to develop a thick skin, and learn how to filter out the bullsh*t and the disinformation and the clickbait, etc. It doesn't affect me much anymore, but I still would like to see more discernment being applied by all concerned.
HUGE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I do chuckle at the hyperbole of the "awake" press, Bombshell, Big Intel, Urgent, Dangerous Intel, Emergency Alert, etc.
Followed by "Trump/Elon shamed themselves when they_____." 😒
IKR!!!!! BREAKING!!!!! People have forgotten how to personalize posts and everything reads like a damn headline now.
So much breaking now you need to change the brakes on your car. 🚘 geez..
That's what I was going for!
SAUCE???
While it is my constant preferred mantra that all the best dishes come with sauce, in this case, I'm only going to say that it's a really super secret sauce, and I have direct access to them/him/it, and that he totally confirmed it that this is true, and I'm going to reveal MUCH MORE about this Breaking!!!! story one week from now, in my up coming book, which you can access here, for only a weekly subscription of USD $15/month.
<secret sauce link, but I can tell you he's big, and highly positioned, and fully verified>
Are you part of Trump's secret service detail?
KEK!
Creators that consistently use click bait and hyperbolic titles should be demonetized. It'll stop immediately. Llm's training on this trash can't discriminate the bias and it shows in its garbage product.
HOLY CRAP!!!
You, fren, have summarized it perfectly. I'm humbled and impressed.
u/#kek
I find when it says breaking, I keep scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.....
scrolling, scrolling scrolling, though your eyes are swollen, keep them posts a-scrolling, rawhide
https://youtu.be/RdR6MN2jKYs?si=7rGz_AmIYrYWxaqr&t=58
YEEEE-HAAAAW!!! 😁
You one-upped me, but I love it 😁
This thread needs some duct tape and a good stitching needle to sew it up into a good, solid, sealed wrap-up. Be sure to have a ham sandwich in the middle.
Just don’t tell Nancy where it is, she might indict it.
I have to admit I smiled when I read your post, because it reminds me of Rawhide... Scrollin Scroliin Scrollin, keep those dogies rollin - kek.
TIL u/FractalizingIron is Dom Lucre.
Sh*t. Cover blown.
😂😂
Surely it's actually broken by now.
What's next? Brake checking?
While Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit plays.
Too late... it's broken!
Lmao.
I'm gonna give it 48 hrs. But it probably be two more weeks.
I can’t stand the influencers with their “BREAKING’s”.. of trivial matters.
If you don't like "The View," stop watching.
🚨🚨🚨🚨
ANON SEEN COMMENTING 18 HOURS LATER.
🚨🚨🚨🚨
This broke my heart.
;.;
https://files.catbox.moe/xduymk.gif
While I appreciate the work that he does, Nick Sorter on X is one of the worst offenders of this. Dang near every post starts with 🚨 BREAKING
The title made me put on the brakes.
I aint got time fo dat…. Full Stop
Breaking!
I'm broken. 🤠
Well, you could watch break dance videos...lol.
Or that bad break dancer from the Olympics.
Aaaaall the breaking!!
Paytriots love this shit. With stolen decodes. And those ridiculous Telegram profiles with VALIANT THOR and JFKJRISALIVE17.
Hard to take anything that says breaking serious any more.
I’m pretty broken myself
🙄
C'mon man! GIMME A BREAK!!!
u/#cmon