Also at the dinner was the CEO of Brookstone, who wants to bankrupt the population by having them buy overpriced massage chairs.

Major pharmacies are a problem. I was fortunate to find a in-person doctor who prescribes it and a compounding pharmacy that dispenses it. The prescription is for a pill that is the correct dose for my body weight. I pay under $5 per pill.

You may want to work backwards. Find the pharmacy and then the doctor. There are definitely online options to get a prescription, but you will then be able to tell them where to send it.

Now I need to find a blacksmith to get my next pair of shoes.

One unexpected benefit for me appears to be a reduction in eye floaters, which I think increased after a bad cold this year. Maybe it was parasites swimming by. Not all gone, but much improved. I take it once a week, no side effects.

Who knew...Michael Jackson was probably trying to save children and Prince was alerting us to chemtrails.

That "hostess" looks like they took beauty tips from Big Mike Robinson.

Um, they did.

In Chicago, people vote for President ten times in the same election cycle.

Stacey Abrams heard chips and signed herself up 17 times. Nothing can stop her from eating.

Looking at Swallwell, Fang Fang as a he makes the whole episode a lot more believable.

Flattery will get you everywhere. Wire me $1000 and I will give you access to my vault in Australia filled with gold bars and canned beans.

Plot twist: when the military finally steps in, the operation is led by Gen. Chat, who has 17 stars.

Usually I can tell, but is she the husband or the wife?

I'll be watching while eating a bag of chips with some Ivermectin dip.

I'd be curious if there's a medical explanation for it.

Barry Soetoro would like to know which are the seven states he lost.

I'll skip the story of why I started taking it, but one unexpected benefit for me appears to be a reduction in eye floaters, which I think increased after a bad cold this year. Maybe it is parasites swimming by. Not all gone, but much improved. Once a week, no side effects.

Encouraging self deportation is pretty easy. Cut off assistance to illegals and to “sanctuary cities,” and start handing out massive fines to any business employing illegals. Set a few examples of the latter and jobs will dry up fast.

When UFC has an “it accidentally slipped in” moment during a fight, I’ll just say I told you so.

What a nice job he did in explaining that. It's nice to see such a very polished speaker (no pun intended) for a Republican.

Where’s Nancy? In a few years, we went from Mike Hunt to Mike Johnson. Cun’t say nothing is happening.

It seems unfair there is no poppyvagina.

I have a modern day Andrew Dice Clay in my head saying, “Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack cut off his…”

...or Rick James-ed.

I think she was emphasizing that to remind people he's not a racist.

That's The Answer we've been waiting for.