In Kroger:
Karen 1: Excuse me ma'ma, why aren't you wearing a mask. (As she wears a shield mask, something so utterly useless that it's quite hilarious that they think their mask is 'saving' them.)
Me: I got the vaccine, I don't need one. (I really haven't)
Karen 2 approaches: You're still supposed to wear one to be considerate of others around you.
Me: Not according to what Fauci and other medical doctors are saying now. Or have they stated yet another lie? Because we've gotten quite a few of those.
Karen 2: I've never heard that.....
Karen 1: yeah, I'd have to look into that.
Me: (getting tired of these two weenies and started to feel sarcastic) Shall I get a manager??
Both of them looked so clueless and stupid the joke went over their head.
I told them that their need to feel entitled to control, lecture and dictate to others is coming to an end....that more people are becoming so extremely tired of the bs coming from people like you two.
And walked away.
The stupidity is astounding. The Nazis didn't become extinct, they just moved to the US.
You could start making the Karens unsure of themselves.
Say "I'm fully vaccinated, but the vaccine has been causing neurological problems. Are either of you feeling like your not thinking straight these days?" "Have either of you had any shortness of breath or dizziness from time to time? My doctor said that mine was caused by tiny blood clots which are common from the vaccine. He said most people were getting them these days."
:>) Then, walk away and make them think about their own health for a while.
You guys are on FIRE ?
Those are both good options.
I prefer to simply laugh in their faces, and walk off.
Not giving them an iota of my attention or care.
I’ve always said, “point and laugh”. Shame is a great redpill.
Hi, I am not from USA. What is rabbit lip?
Lol
Tell them: "After the shot, I developed Tourette's Syndrome which I can't control......FUCK OFF YOU IMBECILES!!"
cleft lip, there is a difference.
Thank you! :)
My go to: "The masks are spreading the disease. Look at TX and FL -- the less we do, the less people die. I wonder why we are being lied to and why so many believe the liars."
I've tried that many times back last summer in regards to Sweden (the control group of the western world) but everyone acts like Sweden is some made up country instead.
The next move is to start coughing.
kek
I cross my eyes and dry-heave.
Like a cat with a hair ball!!
(kekk...kekk!)
I am literally so proud of you!! Awesome response! I would've loved to have been there....I would've gotten up and shook your hand and possibly a hug, lol.....just to show the paranoid nut that life goes on whether or not you've had the vaccine. Thanks for sharing!!??
Bravo to you u/mizzAmerica45! ?
Would love to have seen the looks they gave you...?
You should have waited for him to sit down... and then said "I just sat in that chair an hour ago. You may not want to sit there either." :>)
Basically, if he wants to be a mask nazi... then make him stand outdoors.
Say it with each new chair till he implodes lmao
They will soon start demanding the unvaccinated wear a yellow star on their clothing.
If I have someone tells me they aren’t wearing a mask because they’ve been vaxxed my reply will simply be “I’m sorry to hear that” and walk away.
Its sad to see so many non-entities get high on the power rush. Suddenly they think they are IMPORTANT and can boss others around. Dream on losers.
Every Karen is a superhero in disguise, just waiting to save the world... until confronted with facts and logic.
Which they are unable to process. Facts and logic are wasted on them.
I saw an advice column once in which the letter writer wanted to brush off people asking her or him a nosy personal question.
The columnist suggested, 'I'll forgive you for asking, if you'll forgive me for not answering.''
Classy.
It is! (And my vote for favorite comments on thread would be yours and coolhandcuke's, as well as OutofBubbleGum52021, and MakeMyDay007 ) A little humor, a little brilliance... You're awesome!
I always liked “no I’m part of the control group” slam. I thought of a new one though. “I’m part of the BURIAL CREW”.
KEK
"I'm in the control group, if anything you people should be thanking and paying me for assuming the risk."
Do NOT explain why you aren't getting the vaccine. Never let yourself be backed in a corner. It's nobody's business but yours.
Strangers dont get to ask me "why" anything anymore. I am done playing nice too. Good comeback.
Just say, “IF you have Tuberculosis and Leprosy doctors forbid you to wear a masks because then it just is trapping all that bacteria in the mask and making you sicker.”
The number one go to answer that will stop judges, lawyers, cops, managers, telemarketers, and karen's in their tracks is:
If they insist, counter ask them (loudly, like you know that person) "What were the results of your last STD test? Has the burning and itching stopped?"
This will make that person run away or ignore you. It's a counter nuclear option move.
I might have to try this!
Had a guy ask me about a mask. I told him if he could put it on my face I'd wear it. He got a frightened look and walked away in silence.
I like:
"I identify as a vaccinated and masked person."
I agree! I would tell them I've had the Vaccine, I had several shoved into me during my 20 years in Military. So, I wouldn't be lying I would be telling the Truth. They never seem to ask if you've had the COVID Vaccine!
Yeah, my yellow mil vaxx card is like a book. 3 Anthrax included. ?
Me too. Which is why I. Done with VAx of any kind.
This ☝?
YES!
"Yeah I'm vaccinated. You didn't ask against what though."
YES
Good! We’ve begun saying, “ Oh I’ve had it alright!” What we really mean: “Had it up to here with all this crap!”
YES!
The best line in the Avengers movie is when Loki addresses the crowd of German normies he has kneeling to him. And an old man gets up.
Old Man: I've seen people like you.
Loki: There are no men like me.
Old man: There are always men like you.
It appearing on Reddit at some point doesn't make it untrue.
You don't need poweful speeches and a fully militarized and disciplined society when a horde of entitled retards works just as fine.
Usually I go with "Fuck you" but I guess nice ways can be effective too.
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Just nod, laugh and start talking like Boomhauer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Kk1556OYA
So have I.... lol
But I hope you didn’t really get the kill shot!!
Nah, it's just easier to say that to those kind of people then explaining why I didn't.
I won't be getting the vaccine at all.
Remember the old saying "give them an inch and they'll take a mile"? The Feds perpetuate the farce and the Karen's run with it. Guess it makes them feel important and virtuous? But you're right, it's getting tiring. Take away the mask mandate and they feel deflated. They were so empowered doing God's work and protecting citizens from your selfishness. Now they'll have to go back officiating the neighborhood block watch meetings and measuring mailbox heights to insure they conform to zoning laws.
Public shame from the bottom, genocidal policies from above - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGavIct2O8
I'd tell them, "I identify as 'immune.' Don't attack my identity, you immunophobes!"
"I'm transvaccinated, you bigot!"
And if you get arrested for a fake vaccination card made with crayon, just tell the police you identify as innocent!
" 'Others around me' wouldn't stop to help me if I was dying in the street. Did you ever stop and think about that?"
This shuts most people up in my neck of the woods.
"The news said that I might drop dead any minute now for the deadliest virus ever."
I just tell people I have the antibodies and the vaxed club (and they act like a club) think that is fine. I used to say I have an immune system, but that would piss people off.
.maybe ask why a magnet sticks to the shot spot. My daughter has several coworkers who got the shots and tested it today with their name badges--they really do stick to the spot (Pfizer more than moderna). Creepy!! What is in them that's magnetic???
Chipped???
That's what I'm wondering. Her coworkers were very freaked out (most of them). And if they have been chipped already, then people have definitely been lied to on another front (not that it would surprise me). I wonder if nanoparticles, hydrogel or Luciferase are at all magnetic?
Is this right after the shot? I tested my husbands place (6 days old from second shot, Pfizer) and it didn’t stick. Now he thinks I’m crazier than he already did, but I did it for science.
For my daughter's coworkers, see were a month+old, others very recent. The older ones for their experiment stuck less.
I'm wondering if there is some truth to the different batches having different stuff in them? Some may be placebos? Since really all who take it are the experiment to Big Pharma.
T’is family ☝?
I can hear you say it, and the tone of contempt.
Your last comment was a perfect closing had that been your closing.
Beautiful cinema nonetheless.
oh no, democrats worked with the Nazi party and Hitler. Hitler actually contacted them about their eugenics programs and planned parent hood, and yes they responded and worked with him.
These fucking idiots do not want it to return to normal. It's going to be funny using the CDC to twist themselves up in knots.
My reply would be...You know that the vaccine is experimental, and I am signed up for the control group. You know the ones who don't get the vaccine. you have to have a control group for any experiment or its not a valid experiment.....
Guys, when someone asks if you have had the shot, smile, flex your triceps a liitle, and say, "Yeah I'm good."
They will think you are boasting with pride about being injected. Not your fault if they reach the wrong conclusion.
YES! I am sick of it as well and the words, "vaccine hesitancy"!
I'm going to go 3 stooges and double "goink" some eyes!
Good for you, we gotta stand up to the nazis, they are trying to make us the 4th reich.
They did move to the US... Operation paperclip picked up more than just the rocket nerds.
Women have it so much worse. Even my elementary school daughter. She says boys all go with masks off nose or down on chin and nobody says anything. But if a girl tries it the other girls Karen mob her.
Cool to hear that your daughter attends a school with only two genders!