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EVEN FARTWELL KNOWS THE STORM IS COMING (twitter.com) 💩 he sharted this time 💩
posted ago by Dardar ago by Dardar +555 / -0
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MAGATRON2020 116 points ago +116 / -0

How is this sucker even allowed to hold office, let alone remain on the intel committee?? He was literally in a relationship with a spy...

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ThisIsTheEndMyFriend 69 points ago +69 / -0

I remember during active duty there were occasions where a Marine was in the process of being dishonorably discharged for any number of possibilities that warrant that kind of discharge. But in the highest positions of government you can fuck spies and still maintain enormous power. Fuckin backwards bullshit.

edit: OMggg I DidNt knoow thiS wOuLD go viral!1!! plz follow my insta where i whore myself!!

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SFAM1A 16 points ago +16 / -0

Username checks out

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young_roshi 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seriously. It's a disgrace.

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WinsAnon 7 points ago +8 / -1

Patreus might disagree.

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MAGATRON2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m a vet too brother (ARNG) it’s crazy they demand stupid shit from us while they commit actual treason on all fronts! These ppl are SICK!!! Fuck all of them! They ALL have to go. We can take our country back my fren. We’ll do it together!

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Lazarus59 2 points ago +2 / -0

DROP THAT ONLYFANS LINK BOI

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SFAM1A 26 points ago +26 / -0

You forget, selling out your country is a feature not a bug to them

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Joys1Daughter 24 points ago +25 / -1

Fartwell is going DOWN. Count on it.

Meanwhile POTUS is having a YUGE TIPPY TOP good old time at (((their))) expense when his alter ego speaks as IL Donaldo!

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Qrazy4Freedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

do we know if that's really Trump?

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Rooks 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fairly certain it is not. I would not be surprised, however, if it were one of his kids.

If that is you Baron, you've done well, with class. 😉

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Covfefe_Commando 11 points ago +11 / -0

IlDonaldo for forever-o! Gracias, il-Baron-aldo!

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Joys1Daughter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure of course just an assumption based on IL Donaldo wickedly impish sense of humor! 😹

Of course it might be Don Jr.!

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FormerLibtard94 5 points ago +5 / -0

We call it tippy top!

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Mcmurdo32 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's why he's so afraid of the coming storm? He knows what will happen to him.

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DarkestMatt 9 points ago +9 / -0

They all are.

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CQVFEFE 71 points ago +71 / -0

LOL

Jan. 6 was a PEACEFUL PATRIOT PROTEST - REPEAT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS, NEVER QUIT CALLING IT THAT

It was hijacked by a handful of antifa thugs disguised as Trump supporters

They colluded with crooked DC cops to create an insurrection.

THEY are the insurrectionists, not the MAGA folk who were staging....say it with me...

A PEACEFUL PATRIOT PROTEST

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Phishhed44 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hearin Ya loud and clear pede. From the rooftop!!!

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Larro256 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was in Washington DC on January 6th 2021. It was a very cold and overcast day with a wind that removed any warmth you could muster. After walking the 6 blocks to the east side of the Capitol there were only a few people at 9:30 am. Later as more folks showed up the crowd started to form. Everyone was nice and talkative enjoying the freezing weather. At about 1 pm, there was this young lady that grabbed a bullhorn and started saying " Give me Liberty of give me Death" over and over for many minutes. I remember thinking "this is not the time for that kind of talk. Then I noticed a noise, different from the normal crowd. What I saw of the "Inserection" was a push from the people on our side of the fence, they were trying to (sort of) by pushing against the bicycle rack barriers, and then a few people were trying to push through those same barriers.

I saw the cops initially try to hold them back, but eventually within 5 or 10 minutes, they let, possibly BLM/ANTIFA members go through the fence. (The first people who went through the barrier I felt did not belong with the folks I had been taking to and being around all day). The police just moved to the side and let it all happen. From the events leading up to that and events that happened after, I strongly feel that it was a staged event. That the Democrats/ deep state was planning the whole thing during the Trump rally. It was designed to make him and his base look bad. Now the dems are trying to impeach or do article 25. The deep state is scared out of their minds. That being said, I firmly believe this was yet another attempt to undermine President Trump. Stay strong my brothers and Patriots we'll get through this big things are happening. It's not over.

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FormerLibtard94 9 points ago +9 / -0

Be careful pede, the FBI is showing up at anyone who they even suspect was there on Jan 6 whether you went in the capital or not.

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Dardar [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

True enough. The feds showed up here in my small town (WA state) within a day or two of my neighbors returning from the rally in DC.

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Larro256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren

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TakeItBack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how they're on top of THAT event but where the real subversion occurs, they're nowhere to be seen. Funny--NOT.

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thefacesitter 12 points ago +14 / -2

Special forces had infiltrated antifa and joined in on the riot in order to steal hard drives and laptops of corrupt members of congress. This creates the serious possibility that Pence's betrayal was staged, IMO, in order to enable this.

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Jackdagger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. Thank you. Still a solid chance pence was the judas goat to get them to commit. I will never forget him and Miller saying they were running the most complex spec ops in the history of the US armed forces

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well there's an angle I hadn't seen before

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thefacesitter 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's funny because even in the video where Gen. McInerney reveals that the spec ops were embedded with Antifa, he doesn't consider that Pence, the freaking second-in-command of the entire US military, might have known they were there.

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polish_snausage 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yup. Cant wait for Nancy pelosi's (and others) laptop contents to be released.

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needorganization 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, deadly protests usually end up with the people protesting, ya know, killing someone.

No one killed anyone. Well, other than Pelosi's "security"... who killed a peaceful protester, whom they lured there.

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SoMuchWinning45 7 points ago +8 / -1

Is she really dead though?

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Dardar [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her family filed a lawsuit.

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Reese27 51 points ago +51 / -0

Panic. Love it.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

45th updoot! MAGA, fren!

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Glenn007 34 points ago +34 / -0

I'd be worried about him releasing a storm !

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SFAM1A 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd be more worried for whoever had to clean that up...

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pastaroni 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol I️ choked on my milk

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KarenKarenKaren 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fartwell’s probably lactose intolerant

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Qd_Up 8 points ago +8 / -0

He sometimes would release a little gas after a long night being pegged by Fang Fang. It happens.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fang Fang is no super model. You mean to tell me that's the best the CCP has for a honey pot? There's a lot of beautiful Chinese girls in China.

Imagine getting charged for treason over some average poontang. You literally could've bought a better looking hooker in California and NOT been a treasonous coward.

Think Swalwell, THINK. : Brrrrt : 💨

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Anon8217 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fang Fang Fartwell. Confuse Us say He who fart rast, fart roudest.

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wideawakeuk 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he'd Fartwell enough the storm might generate itself.

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NoNameJames 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wouldn't it be nice if Scavino quoted this and put the words

"The storm is upon us"

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LBTrumplican2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, Q never said who would say it. Just that it would be said on Twitter.

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CountryBoyWillSurive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it wrong to consider joining Twitter so I can post it?

Maybe the Q peeps are all sitting around saying "when are one of the anons going to post "The storm is upon us" on Twitter so we can get this party started"?

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would bet part of my silver stack that he has seen it, so that sounds like a challenge if he is reading this.

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NoNameJames 7 points ago +7 / -0

Would be epic AF considering that would fulfill the Q prophecy.

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Angel0980 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh look it’s Eric swallowswell😂😂😂😂

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peachtriot17 13 points ago +13 / -0

Did Trump actually say he was going to be reinstated in August? Did I miss this or is this guy just boohooing? LOL

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Dardar [S] 35 points ago +35 / -0

Lindell is the one who's been saying it, but all libtards are INCORRECTLY attributing it to Trump cuz they're panicking and cannot get their facts straight.

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SFAM1A 17 points ago +17 / -0

They've gone this far refusing to ever get their facts straight, why start now?

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peachtriot17 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL. I'm with you both! That other podcast/radio guy (his name escapes me) that was on with Rudy the other day was saying Trump was coming back in August too and Rudy laughed and the guy was like,"Oops, did I say that out loud?"

Hm.

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LBTrumplican2 7 points ago +7 / -0

August is a red herring. I think it's working as planned.

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NoNameJames 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump has been telling close confidants that he is expecting to be reinstated by August. At least that's what the fake news is going around saying.

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Warren_Puffitt 10 points ago +10 / -0

muh soarses...

Kek

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FreedomFan1975 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fartwell...LOL!!

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PepeSee 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm telling you, IDT has to be Catturd

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polish_snausage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Catturd Barron?

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Dardar [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe 🤷🏻‍♀️

I only joined Twitter because of Il Donaldo and Catturd.

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solarsavior 6 points ago +6 / -0

Soon to be Shartwell.

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Dardar [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂

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FreedomFan1975 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!! And also, Ewwww!!

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MCC90 10 points ago +10 / -0

If he knows so much about the movement, he should know the words: “Nothing can stop what is coming” Keep posting panic porn, this is good stuff.

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Phishhed44 9 points ago +9 / -0

THE STORM IS UPON US. And YOU, traitor-boy.

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Mpower88 8 points ago +8 / -0

Literally gonna shit his pants!

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GimmeMemes 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't understand why he's so worried. His name IS Swallowswell, I'm sure that whoever his future cellmate is they'll get along famously!

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Bernieisacuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Attack on the capitol”

Didn’t they try and storm the white house like a month before the fucking election? People that actually hate America and want to suck chinas dick?

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RedLeafPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Social media may be a place to look as far as intentions to try and reinstate the president... knowing that a storm may be coming ..."

To me this sounds like Swalwell has seen Q drop 55

Look to Twitter: Exactly this: "My fellow Americans, the Storm is upon us......." God bless.

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Shadowflare 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know he now keeps a silencer shoved up his ass to prevent audio picking up interference

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darkwinter_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

TRIPLE KEKs for "Fartwell", hahaha!

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AmberWins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did I miss Trump saying he was gonna be reinstated in August or is this just another lie aka mouthfart out of this eejit?

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Heckles 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's been reported as a rumor in the media, so it's probably false.

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Dardar [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

True. I saw Racial Maddow spew this a couple of days ago...trying so hard to look relevant and yet failing in every way imaginable.

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JoyousMischief 1 point ago +1 / -0

At the same time, if the white hats are in control, this one random rumor that has seemingly spread like wildfire could be the good guys priming the normies for what’s coming.

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Alcide1065 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why does he seem scared?

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

gas...

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Judesama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Um....

Maybe Im off my rocker... and it may just be the quality of the video that stinks.....

But watch when this chinese spy fucker talks.

It may be just me... But when he talks, it really dont look so right.... like it was CG'ed in there or something.....

Other than that... yeah... he is fucked, and here he is trying to play like NOW this is a big problem.

FUCK THIS SMELLY ASS TRAITOR!!!

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Dardar [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, the video quality sucks. Not CG.

You can watch the whole exchange (in higher resolution) between liar Wray and Fartwell on the House Judiciary, if you feel so inclined.

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Judesama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, I thought it was just me. Thanks a bunch homie!

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Merkava_4 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not his real name is it?

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laughingdingo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was about to post the same question, verbatim. I looked it up, his name is/was Swalwell, however it was changed to Fartwell to commemorate this incident:

https://www.newswars.com/video-eric-swalwell-lets-out-massive-fart-live-on-air/

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Smeg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why is he still wasting oxygen?

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TripleBlack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. White hats made him say "a storm is coming"

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prometheus_xiii 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well you see Eric.. leans in close to whisper I to his ear

"Nothing can stop what's coming."

<Fartswell immediately sharts himself.>

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GoGoOptomistic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another clown who will soon be gone, can you feel the air of 110 million people breathing down your back?

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Mcmurdo32 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did Trump himself say anything about being reinstated in August?

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fang fang go bang bang in butt butt until toot toot!

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Tylerlc22 3 points ago +3 / -0

When did 45 ever say this

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Carmen1956 3 points ago +3 / -0

That traitorous pussy can’t save himself but he is trying.

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Juice 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's starting to look like Nadler with a fancy haircut

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gk4448 3 points ago +3 / -0

NCSWIC, Eric. HA ha ha ha ha ha!

"What can we do against something like that?"

"These people are stupid." Trying to get public support. Better get right with God, Eric.

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Fixcando1968 3 points ago +3 / -0

To answer his question at the end, NOTHING!!

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CaptainChaos345 3 points ago +3 / -0

I sure hope that he likes the color orange in his wardrobe...

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ceegeegee 3 points ago +3 / -0

God, wouldn't it suck to know that your obit is going to refer to your farting?

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QuackiChan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if the Capitol thing on Jan 6 was perpetrated by us, which it wasn’t, that would be a drizzle compared to what it could be. A few unarmed people had them that bothered?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few unarmed people had them that bothered?

Many of the people weren't on their payroll. They should be frightened.

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d say he’s shitting his pants but that’s too on the nose. LULZ

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anon1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know of Mike Lindell and Bannon saying this but did I miss DJT saying he would be reinstated? I need this in my life right now. Please someone give me that sauce🙏.

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AReckoningIsComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. Bannon started it. Why would Trump give his enemies a date they can work to to thwart him? Remember he likes to do SNEAK ATTACKS!

Unless the whole thing was to throw off the DS, making them feel like they have til August to get a plan together but actually it'll be done well before then?

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anon1138 8 points ago +8 / -0

"sooner than you think?" 🤔

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Dardar [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

DJT loves nothing more than to fuck with the fake news media. You know he's having a great time watching all of this play out.

Always winning! 😁

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HunnyB 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know it's just the lighting but dang he looks weird.

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hopelessorisit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there evidence of white hat Patriots tapping grey hats and controlled black hats to go perform scenes of the movie?

The Vernon Jones ballot photo from last night got me thinking about this. I like the message he speaks to the public, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I trust that guy yet. However, he seems like a pretty darn good choice to deliver the message, “Look! Watermarks!” and the timing was also very appropriate as far as the meta-sequence of events goes.

Now today we see Swallowsfartswell talking about the storm and saying things that kinda sound like the guy is alluding to anons or something. If Patriots are in control there is absolutely no way the spy screwer is free and clear and acting on his own accord... right?

*Please excuse any misused terminology. I think you understand what I’m saying/asking though.

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Rodger_Rabbit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nancy's B-itch

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

This piece of shit has every reason to be scared. His voice says it all. He knows what's coming.

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x50_spence 2 points ago +2 / -0

He says "reinstate the president" Lol

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hopelessorisit 1 point ago +1 / -0

The DS HAD TO plan the so-called insurrection. Patriots were not going to prevent or disrupt the Vote Certification. No, that wasn’t even in anyone’s mind at all - because we’re not idiots. What was going to happen was once the cowards inside the capitol building finished certifying the fraud, THEN the Patriots were going to storm the building and capture the traitors and bring them in front of We The People to be judged for their crimes.

The DS - or hell, even the regular Dem/Lib/RINO corrupt vanilla Reps. and Sens. saw the writing on the wall. The citizens were going to make the will of the people known, with force if necessary. Their move to have Antifa/BLM instigators undercover as MAGA saved all of their lives (temporarily). It had the bonus effect of MSM being able to spin it to the sheep that it was in fact Trump’s far right rebellion.

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Adopted-Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can tell the good guys from the bad. The bad guys call it a count. The good call it an audit.

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Dardar [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel like you're for sure a whiny little prick.

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Hlodvig915 3 points ago +3 / -0

Started an account just to post this. DEPORTED!

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Kilowatt2066 1 point ago +2 / -1

Claims? Proof is being exposed you moron

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Lptoro06 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys actors. Actors. Actors. The plan includes actors. If we know who’s good. So do they. Actors. He said a storm is coming. They know our words, they know everything. He wouldn’t use this metaphor if he wasn’t an actor. I don’t like him any more than the next, but us anons should be able to see who is acting and who is not. They use our words, they are with us. Infiltration not invasion goes both ways.