C'mon man, the CNN logo didn't give it away? : -) When in the world would CNN have the integrity to report details in that way? Just having fun with you though. This is a really good parody, because it hits hard where it should.
Which principle? CNN calling an obese woman healthy? I'm having trouble understanding which part of this story actually reflects reality. It seems like this is a parody of a parody.
If you can show me a similar CNN article that does exist, then sure! You'd be absolutely right. But I don't think this is it.
Ohh I did not even see that part, that's horrible.
I swear half of it must be the Diet Coke for a lot of ppl. It's always a diet coke with the most ridiculous orders, from what I remember when I was working in food service
For a second I almost thought this was real, until I read the summary below the picture and thought, "No way CNN would write the truth about what this 'healthy' American is eating."
Lucky you, I couldn't move a 200 pound plus woman by myself, and had to get a couple of other nurses to help. I didn't want to embarrass her but I just couldn't.
I dont give a damn. If you can't control your mouth and what you put in it: that's YOUR problem and nobody else's. Being fat/obese/land whale = lack of self control. Reap what you sow. Parody or not, get f'd fatties. What a disgrace.
The "Jabs" are NOT vaccines. She got some kind of experimental gene therapy stuff pumped into her veins. Therefore, she must actually be blaming herself.
(Yes, I did read it and get that it is a parody $hit post...)
She was featured on 'My 600 lb Life" several years ago, and Dr. Now told her she would die if she didn't change her eating habits. She didn't change her eating habits apparently. If she got the clot-shot, why did she die from Co-fraud 19? What is the purpose of a vaccine that doesn't work? How does she know where she got the virus from? Can she see the virus? All her food was brought to her from many sources, and handled by many people. This is just another propaganda piece trying to scare people into getting the clot-shot.
It's PARODY frens. Pretty funny too.
Argh! I looked everywhere for this.
Need more tubing!
C'mon man, the CNN logo didn't give it away? : -) When in the world would CNN have the integrity to report details in that way? Just having fun with you though. This is a really good parody, because it hits hard where it should.
It’s not true if it’s a parody, bud
I was taken in until the gallon of maple syrup, though it looks like she could handle that.
“Sorry Bruce. These boys get that syrup in ‘em and they get all antsy in the pantsy.“
Which principle? CNN calling an obese woman healthy? I'm having trouble understanding which part of this story actually reflects reality. It seems like this is a parody of a parody.
If you can show me a similar CNN article that does exist, then sure! You'd be absolutely right. But I don't think this is it.
It's true that unhealthy covid positive folks blame the unvaxxed.
Well it's true that hospitals exist too I guess
Needs SHITPOST flair...
What does it say about our world and the MSM that I literally couldn't tell at first that this was a shitpost?
It speaks volumes fren.
😐🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Bahahaha same
Top kek fren! (But you should prob add shitpost flare to avoid confusion)
This.
They didn’t want to do that because this was stolen from another shitpost a few days ago.
I mean but look at her. I have no idea how much you have to eat on a daily basis to get that unhealthy.
Still obvious when you read bc of everything else though.
Well, kinda 🤡🌎
Ohh I did not even see that part, that's horrible.
I swear half of it must be the Diet Coke for a lot of ppl. It's always a diet coke with the most ridiculous orders, from what I remember when I was working in food service
Would smash / 10
More cushion for the pushin'!
Are these people for real? Sounds like a parody newspaper.
It is parody. OP didnt put shitpost flair.
I looked at CNN and couldn't find this, but goddamn CNN is horrible.
She's healthy?
For a second I almost thought this was real, until I read the summary below the picture and thought, "No way CNN would write the truth about what this 'healthy' American is eating."
Fake; she’s not wearing a mask
This is fake.
Wow, you're good.
After she gargled her last stick of butter...
True. One place where I worked used lifting teams to move the larger people. No joke, actual teams of four people trained to do heavy lifting.
Lucky you, I couldn't move a 200 pound plus woman by myself, and had to get a couple of other nurses to help. I didn't want to embarrass her but I just couldn't.
I dont give a damn. If you can't control your mouth and what you put in it: that's YOUR problem and nobody else's. Being fat/obese/land whale = lack of self control. Reap what you sow. Parody or not, get f'd fatties. What a disgrace.
😂🤣☝🏼
I'm married with kids, call me a rebel. I guess im not "hip."
She’s so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Lmao. Man, some of y’all are on a roll this morning. 😂🤣
I actually had to stop laughing, after reading the literature under the photo, so I could type on my phone. That’s hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣 the icing is when it said he won his 10th Tri- Athlon the day she died.. morbid but funny ..
And the unvaccinated neighbor stuffed her face for her too. Kek.
“The Paramedics were confused about the piles of chicken feathers around her bedroom”...
Top. Kek.
My first thought was, WTF CNN? Healthy? Then I read the first sentence and LOL'd
This has gotta be an onion article!
In the old pre-woke days The Onion ruled 👍🏽
Let us consider ourselves lucky these were her last words!
This should've been a Babylon Bee article. No way that cow is healthy.
It's a shitpost without the label
40? Kek.
CNN editors approve this draft and would like to publish your fine article.
PS—Please include that neighbor Richard is a registered Nazi and loves Trump.
I blame whoever kept selling her all those fucking doughnuts son
Congrats to Richard on winning his 10th triathlon.
Comedy is based in truth. That's what makes this so undeniably funny.
I blame her hogging the gravy boat. 😂
So she blames herself?
The "Jabs" are NOT vaccines. She got some kind of experimental gene therapy stuff pumped into her veins. Therefore, she must actually be blaming herself.
(Yes, I did read it and get that it is a parody $hit post...)
This should be labeled SHITPOST since it's not real CNN.
I would have posted the guy winning his 10th triathlon. How does one consume a gallon of maple syrup??????
She was featured on 'My 600 lb Life" several years ago, and Dr. Now told her she would die if she didn't change her eating habits. She didn't change her eating habits apparently. If she got the clot-shot, why did she die from Co-fraud 19? What is the purpose of a vaccine that doesn't work? How does she know where she got the virus from? Can she see the virus? All her food was brought to her from many sources, and handled by many people. This is just another propaganda piece trying to scare people into getting the clot-shot.
This poor woman. What could have gone wrong?
Blame the enablers. The finger must point AWAY 👉🏼👇🏻
So she saw that delta variant spew out of the mouth of her neighbor and fly over to her and infect her. Sounds about right....