If so, I'd go for a bacon wrapped burger fried in wagyu tallow and a triple layer of cheddar/prosciutto/gruyere, with a smoked garlic/paprika aioli and some thin sliced spicy pickles on the top and bottom, smashed between a bacon-fat seared cheddar/onion brioche roll.
With "side" of surf n turf - alternating kobe wagyu 1/4" thick slices seared medium rare and steamed lobster tail medallions.
Police officers who arrived at the scene found the deceased on the bathroom floor. The man was lying on his stomach. Deep cut wounds were recorded on both hands, everything was covered in blood. A retractable construction knife was found on the side of the bath. A note was also found. According to preliminary data, it speaks of unbearable pain that he cannot tolerate.
I actually have an insane story about a scarf scenario.
Involves confiscated patents for heart transplants. Guy invented a method to doing them with a permanent method that was far less risky than the one Michael DeBachey came up with.
Cut veins not likely? Why? Doesn't really specify what kind of cuts, so yours is purely a specualtion. As could be mine.
Just read the article, save for investigation into some of his company dealings nothing really to see there. Its an internal Gazprom issue, nothing to do with anything. Graft, typical graft when people sit on so much money and plenty of projects that could hide graft. On top of recently operated leg and resultant pain, also typical. Though seems he knew a prison term is coming once financial investigation is done. Plus, life expectancy for Russian men is rather low and is not much over 60. His wife and son left him recently. So...
You guys see things where they may not be. This was more than normal for Russians, nothing to do with global anything.
One thing to remember is that all the internal issues in Russia, be it Gazprom or any other business, are internal to Russia, they have nothing to do with DS. There is plenty of corruption in Russia and almost weekly someone higher up is caught in bad financial dealings. Or rather, they cross a line where someone says, "Enough!". They all steal, during Soviet days it was a way of life for almost all people there trying to survive. Your salary paid for almost nothing. So graft became the way of life and is so ingrained now that I have no idea how many generations have to pass for people to unlearn the behavior. Governments, local or federal, tolerate it up to a point, or rather a missed bribe :-) And then the foot comes down. Its either prison or eating some lead, most choose prison.
One thing that Putin did was replace bribes to mafia to be now directly to police. They call it "donations", of course. If you want your business not to burn, or worse, you pay the cops. That is how bad the graft is there.
Either way, whatever happens there has nothing to do with DS. Have no idea why any news about Gazprom excites anyone here. Especially fake news.
"The officers who arrived at the scene found the deceased in a noose in the annex garage, a note lay nearby. The deceased was identified as 61-year-old Alexander Tyulakov, Deputy General Director of the Unified Settlement Center (UCC) of Gazprom for corporate security. This division performs the functions of the treasury of the entire monopoly."
"Recall that a month earlier, Leonid Shulman, 60-year-old head of the transport service of Gazprom Invest, was found dead in a mansion on Zhemchuzhnaya Street in the same village of Leninskoye. A retractable construction knife was found on the side of the bath. A note was also found. Shulman also previously worked for Gazprom Transgaz."
One high-profile suicide is an interesting development but nothing too abnormal. Two on the same weekend would be a decently improbable coincidence. Three would make a pattern. That’s how I see it at least.
"The officers who arrived at the scene found the deceased in a noose in the annex garage, a note lay nearby. The deceased was identified as 61-year-old Alexander Tyulakov, Deputy General Director of the Unified Settlement Center (UCC) of Gazprom for corporate security. This division performs the functions of the treasury of the entire monopoly."
"Recall that a month earlier, Leonid Shulman, 60-year-old head of the transport service of Gazprom Invest, was found dead in a mansion on Zhemchuzhnaya Street in the same village of Leninskoye. A retractable construction knife was found on the side of the bath. A note was also found. Shulman also previously worked for Gazprom Transgaz."
"The officers who arrived at the scene found the deceased in a noose in the annex garage, a note lay nearby. The deceased was identified as 61-year-old Alexander Tyulakov, Deputy General Director of the Unified Settlement Center (UCC) of Gazprom for corporate security. This division performs the functions of the treasury of the entire monopoly."
"Recall that a month earlier, Leonid Shulman, 60-year-old head of the transport service of Gazprom Invest, was found dead in a mansion on Zhemchuzhnaya Street in the same village of Leninskoye. A retractable construction knife was found on the side of the bath. A note was also found. Shulman also previously worked for Gazprom Transgaz."
Who's the genius down voting? Check the news, I mean really check the news. What's with the liberal proclivity of down voting only because you think you have it right (but are not)? I thought we're the better lot and are way more informed?
That creates a promotion opportunity for Hunter.
Oh wait, wrong gas company, my bad.
I read your first sentence and REEE'd before seeing the next.
Wrong country too.
Uh, yeah, that was kinda muh rounded off point...
is it? "country" doesn't mean what you think it does, in 2022.
Wrong oligarchy?
Going for more popcorn...anyone need something?
Some crispy bacon plz 🥓
Can we get some bacon wrapped bacon wrapped popcorn with bacon bits? And bacon flavored butter?
Is it too late to order a salad?
If so, I'd go for a bacon wrapped burger fried in wagyu tallow and a triple layer of cheddar/prosciutto/gruyere, with a smoked garlic/paprika aioli and some thin sliced spicy pickles on the top and bottom, smashed between a bacon-fat seared cheddar/onion brioche roll.
With "side" of surf n turf - alternating kobe wagyu 1/4" thick slices seared medium rare and steamed lobster tail medallions.
Thanks.
Not a lot of bacon there....😉
Bacon curls - trust me on this one.
https://mydiet-shop.co.uk/1530-large_default/lowrey-s-bacon-curls-microwave-original-pork-rinds.jpg
Only one carb per serving? Wow, I should eat these every day!
Mmmmm, Old Bay good! I'm hungry now. Great on deviled eggs!
Old Bay is great on everything. Even says so right on the (sadly) plastic can.
Love me some Old Bay. Sprinkle some on potato chips, amazing.
Beer batter deep fried crayons please! I’m running low!
Grab me a Biden voodoo doll.
He's drinking fruit cocktails with McAfee and Eptesin in the Bahamas as we speak.
Lmao
There was another suicide of another official from Gazprom from the same village last month!
Curiouser and curiouser!
Classic defensive wounds actually
/me waits to read “subject was found naked, scarf around neck, tied to a doorknob, /w clothes perfectly folded and placed next to the dead body
Anyway - verified in Russian media https://m.47news.ru/articles/208119/
I actually have an insane story about a scarf scenario.
Involves confiscated patents for heart transplants. Guy invented a method to doing them with a permanent method that was far less risky than the one Michael DeBachey came up with.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_DeBakey
Bastard literally was buddies with GHWBush, too.
Anywayssss
Cut veins not likely? Why? Doesn't really specify what kind of cuts, so yours is purely a specualtion. As could be mine.
Just read the article, save for investigation into some of his company dealings nothing really to see there. Its an internal Gazprom issue, nothing to do with anything. Graft, typical graft when people sit on so much money and plenty of projects that could hide graft. On top of recently operated leg and resultant pain, also typical. Though seems he knew a prison term is coming once financial investigation is done. Plus, life expectancy for Russian men is rather low and is not much over 60. His wife and son left him recently. So...
You guys see things where they may not be. This was more than normal for Russians, nothing to do with global anything.
You're correct on the last message, but we also sometimes don't see things where they are.
It's a mixed bag. In this case I really wouldn't doubt foul play, and plausible deniability is the name of the deep state's game
One thing to remember is that all the internal issues in Russia, be it Gazprom or any other business, are internal to Russia, they have nothing to do with DS. There is plenty of corruption in Russia and almost weekly someone higher up is caught in bad financial dealings. Or rather, they cross a line where someone says, "Enough!". They all steal, during Soviet days it was a way of life for almost all people there trying to survive. Your salary paid for almost nothing. So graft became the way of life and is so ingrained now that I have no idea how many generations have to pass for people to unlearn the behavior. Governments, local or federal, tolerate it up to a point, or rather a missed bribe :-) And then the foot comes down. Its either prison or eating some lead, most choose prison.
One thing that Putin did was replace bribes to mafia to be now directly to police. They call it "donations", of course. If you want your business not to burn, or worse, you pay the cops. That is how bad the graft is there.
Either way, whatever happens there has nothing to do with DS. Have no idea why any news about Gazprom excites anyone here. Especially fake news.
Most curious indeed, my good man.
This is the Russian version of resignation. 😀
SOURCE:
https://47news.ru/articles/208119/
"The officers who arrived at the scene found the deceased in a noose in the annex garage, a note lay nearby. The deceased was identified as 61-year-old Alexander Tyulakov, Deputy General Director of the Unified Settlement Center (UCC) of Gazprom for corporate security. This division performs the functions of the treasury of the entire monopoly."
"Recall that a month earlier, Leonid Shulman, 60-year-old head of the transport service of Gazprom Invest, was found dead in a mansion on Zhemchuzhnaya Street in the same village of Leninskoye. A retractable construction knife was found on the side of the bath. A note was also found. Shulman also previously worked for Gazprom Transgaz."
Suicide, clintoncide or taken out by the good guys ?
DOA as always.
Exactly the questions that popped into my head too.
Suicide weekend?
Yes this old story of a 61 year life and soul dedicated to corporal wealth and power that can't wait to lose it all and see hell.
Hmm suicide weekend sounds like.
People are suiciding every weekend, so I doubt this is suicide weekend. Unless the implication was that suicides will occur on weekends.
One high-profile suicide is an interesting development but nothing too abnormal. Two on the same weekend would be a decently improbable coincidence. Three would make a pattern. That’s how I see it at least.
Yes sir!
Good thought, it could be a multiple weekend suicide convention.🤔
That's what it's looking like, there's been quite a few spread out, I feel.
I wonder if he was scared of what Putin would find in Ukraine?
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Despite checkmark, is this verified? More sauce?
https://47news.ru/articles/208119/
"The officers who arrived at the scene found the deceased in a noose in the annex garage, a note lay nearby. The deceased was identified as 61-year-old Alexander Tyulakov, Deputy General Director of the Unified Settlement Center (UCC) of Gazprom for corporate security. This division performs the functions of the treasury of the entire monopoly."
"Recall that a month earlier, Leonid Shulman, 60-year-old head of the transport service of Gazprom Invest, was found dead in a mansion on Zhemchuzhnaya Street in the same village of Leninskoye. A retractable construction knife was found on the side of the bath. A note was also found. Shulman also previously worked for Gazprom Transgaz."
...well,well,well
What’s it mean ???
Fun fact- a few years ago Gazprom and Nigeria Petroleum had a joint venture and called it NIGAZ.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigaz
Need some sauce to be the boss!
https://47news.ru/articles/208119/
"The officers who arrived at the scene found the deceased in a noose in the annex garage, a note lay nearby. The deceased was identified as 61-year-old Alexander Tyulakov, Deputy General Director of the Unified Settlement Center (UCC) of Gazprom for corporate security. This division performs the functions of the treasury of the entire monopoly."
"Recall that a month earlier, Leonid Shulman, 60-year-old head of the transport service of Gazprom Invest, was found dead in a mansion on Zhemchuzhnaya Street in the same village of Leninskoye. A retractable construction knife was found on the side of the bath. A note was also found. Shulman also previously worked for Gazprom Transgaz."
Yes.. suicide with several gunshot wounds to the back of head.
Only fags go to gay promz . Winners like Putin go home and fuck(Minecraft) the prom queen
There’s an unfunny Connery joke in there somewhere
This is unfunny but I'm going to allow it.
Today:
Alexander Tyuliakov
Deputy General Director of the Unified Settlement Center of Gazprom for Corporate Security
https://m-47news-ru.translate.goog/articles/208119/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp
1 month ago:
Leonid Shulman
Head of the transport service at Gazprom Invest, a wholly owned subsidiary of Gazprom.
https://m-47news-ru.translate.goog/articles/206807/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp
Fake news. Move on...
Who's the genius down voting? Check the news, I mean really check the news. What's with the liberal proclivity of down voting only because you think you have it right (but are not)? I thought we're the better lot and are way more informed?
Vie hav dez vays of makingk ze traitorz dead!
Russian accent sounds a lot like German accent.
To the back of the head??
Well they better hurry up cuz it's almost the end of the weekend
Damn. The Arkancide knows no bounds.
S_i_i__e Wee_e__??
Suicide Weekend.