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I was called an “Anti-vaxer”. 🧠 These people are stupid!
posted ago by VoatAnon1984 ago by VoatAnon1984 +505 / -1

My immediate response “Oh Geez, you’re one of those conspiracy-theorist?!”.

😐...🤯

(That was like a right hook to their brain.)

“No!..what are you talking about?”

“Yeah, you’re a conspiracy-theorist. You think all of these multi-billion dollar pharmakeia companies are conspiring together to make us all healthy, in order to profit?”

“Fuck you.”. ~walks away~

It works both ways, mofo. They have something to think about or go bitch on Redditt.

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DrFatsides 87 points ago +87 / -0

So you're a Mrs. Doubtpfizer, eh?

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SoMuchWinning45 24 points ago +24 / -0

top kek

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Oskar64 13 points ago +13 / -0

Marvellous

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Island_Photo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sir, it was a run-by red-pilling!

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Barack-Obama2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just got a run-by ass pummeling.

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Monco121 10 points ago +10 / -0

🐸

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AnonDan 4 points ago +4 / -0

My favorite of the day.

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highlandparker 33 points ago +33 / -0

Copying you. My pastor's wife called me anti vax. HUH?????

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SmolPedeBestPede 48 points ago +48 / -0

Sounds like you need to find a new pastor.

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Bandanna1 24 points ago +24 / -0

Sounds like pastor needs new wife

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StormzAComing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chances are he already has a few choices.

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FEARNOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Piano players usually put out.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

Of all people, that’s mind blowing.

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Duckhunter1960 5 points ago +5 / -0

We had many of our larger local churches having vax drives. They advertised, like they were doing everyone a favor. This was this year. 90% of churches are asleep. A smaller nearby church lit their stage yellow / blue, played a "look at what Putin bad man is doing to Ukraine" and took up an offering.

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Onedude123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theyre getting paid for it ! They love the filthy mammon...... Churches out here closed down for safety for corona but had no problem marching in crowds for George Floyd

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Scipio_Americanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most churches are harlot churches.....

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GODisinc0ntr0l 21 points ago +21 / -0

My pastor's wife touted on fb that her kids were the first to sign up to Walmarts vax the kids clinic in our hometown... I can't even go to church anymore. I watch online and switch around. It's a real struggle. I feel like satan is winning this war sometimes. Not trying to doom.... just being real.

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highlandparker 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you fellow Christian. For online I HIGHLY recommend Jack Hibbs at Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa- that's where I fled online when my Mainstream lame stream church got Covid psyoped. It's ccch.online.church. He's good. I'm in person now with a small pentecostal fire breathing church and I LOVE it!

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GODisinc0ntr0l 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you! I'll check it out!

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avenger1977 6 points ago +6 / -0

Organized religion is a farce. God is within you. That is all you need to know.

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MudPuddlePie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Second Jack Hibbs. Amazing pastor.

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MudPuddlePie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Second Jack Hibbs. Amazing pastor.

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Hope70 16 points ago +16 / -0

I would have asked if the pastor was being paid to: push the Covid shot to the congregation, being paid by the government to enforce closure of the church during the lockdowns, enforce mask wearing when the congregation was deemed safe to meet, did she know about the VAERS report or the release of the PFIZER documents which Pfizer tried to suppress for 75 years. Just because she is a pastor’s wife doesn’t make her less stupid than 75% of the population who believed in the Covid shot, lockdowns and masks. Normal as they knew it will never return.

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highlandparker 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're right! I know her pretty well. I believe she believes in Jesus, but has NO IDEA the LIES of "Public Health" experts. I guess as a wife of a mainstream church w older clientele she errs on the side of Mainstream thinking. Thing is the church should be in the world but not of it. Life will teach her I'm sure.

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SD40-2T 10 points ago +10 / -0

My church's pastoral staff and elders have told me not to talk about prepping or tell people to buy silver and gold. I am not to warn anyone about the coming economic collapse. These guys are so heavenly minded they are no earthly good. Hanging around for friends I have there and to see what happens after the crash. They must all watch only MSM.

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DagnyDocket 5 points ago +5 / -0

These guys are so heavenly minded they are no earthly good.

Well said.

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highlandparker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. It's that old school idea that Christian equals "Nice, mainstream, inoffensive." I strive to be none of this 3. well nice, a bit, to fellow pedes!!!!

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Martha1776 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes! I have to do this next time. I told someone not too long ago that for me to trust the jabs I’d have to believe that all these people making a fortune off them, there is no possible way anyone could be corrupted by money or power. You have to have pure trust that there is not chance they might not be completely honest and trustworthy. She had no response and never questioned me again.

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Nightcereus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Outstanding!

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pawzo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sadly (or not), I have never been able to use this as where I live, we didn't have these higher level of retards but I'd reply "Sorry, I do not associate with junkies. go seek help for your vax addiction somewhere else and don't bother me. Stupidity is contagious, so stay away from me " acting all frightened and scared

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PowderRoomPolitics 3 points ago +3 / -0

u/#Catdance

I'm saving this comment!

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Jagworms 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bravo!! Turnabout is fair play, and mocking their idiocy and gullibility is solid gold.

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therobots 6 points ago +6 / -0

YES! I'M ANTI VAX. SO WHAT MOFO?

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MAGA124 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not anti-vax, I'm pro-immune system. I'm also quite happy with my organic non-gmo heirloom blood.

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therobots 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ill double down and state as fact: I WILL NEVER, EVER, TAKE A VAX OF ANY KIND.

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therobots 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% * 5 boosters.

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Tellstruth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I AM ONE ! Proud to have done the research.

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dirk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would just go with the "I'm in the control group." Now that the data just dropped that there quite literally hasn't been any other control group since last year, its less of a joke and more of a scientific necessity.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve used that one as well.

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SuckaFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome job. Bravo Zulu.

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TheJake 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only strategy that impacts their programming

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Mister_Winston 3 points ago +3 / -0

When arguing with lefties, always be on offense. They can't defend themselves because their arguments were given to them by the MSM. They can't think for themselves.

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bukkakelord59 3 points ago +3 / -0

hell ya put em in their place

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lalahemingway 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude! Love this! Well said, and I'll steal this one too!

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Physics76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I regret I have only but one up toot for you sir

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Kaizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well done fren! Watch out for these monsters, they are deranged and unhinged.

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ATLAS_ONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've done this, but I accused them of being a Trump supporter. Worked like a charm.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting approach.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you're a Choicer.

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Mehocmehogan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clicks heels extends arm and shouts Heil Fauchi.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao

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pedewithweed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do the same 👍

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AmericanVictory 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it!

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DiamondHanq7 2 points ago +2 / -0

My moneys on bitch to redditt. Nice work 👍🏻

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Hope70 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he or she works for Big Pharma! Lol!

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Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

GAHT EEM!

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Dlh221 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!!!

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SJBHamilton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh oh. Guess he didn't like getting a red suppository shoved up his ass.

GOOD JOB.

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sk39999999 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can tell this is a made up story because you actually got an NPC to think for a second - never happens in real life

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Infidel440 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, just pro staying alive.

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ImBillCurtis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me guess: she believes the government giving billions to companies that profited off the government forcibly destroying millions of jobs to create a vaccine that deliberately injures and kills people because the government funded gain of function research of the supposed virus that the vaxx companies profited off… ISN’T a conspiracy?

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numina18 1 point ago +1 / -0

Conspiring to make them HEALTHY?Is that what they think you are thinking? Boy, these people are REALLY stupid!! Have they never heard of depopulation????

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kula 1 point ago +1 / -0

How a church behaved during the scamdemic is your cue as to whether Jesus has left the building.

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Brent75 [M] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sticky for the reverse psychology left hook to the temporal lobe! Gotta remember this come-back haha!

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LuvUrNeighbor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m proud to be anti-“any cocktail of chemicals that could f*** up my body”!!!!

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plutocedar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've explained it point blank, pharmaceutical companies do not want you to be healthy so why are you listening to them etc. They get it and promptly forgot it. If it isn't part of their programming it's not important.