My immediate response “Oh Geez, you’re one of those conspiracy-theorist?!”.
(That was like a right hook to their brain.)
“No!..what are you talking about?”
“Yeah, you’re a conspiracy-theorist. You think all of these multi-billion dollar pharmakeia companies are conspiring together to make us all healthy, in order to profit?”
“Fuck you.”. ~walks away~
It works both ways, mofo. They have something to think about or go bitch on Redditt.