These glasses will keep me safe while viewing the #SolarEclipse, right?
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Actually, it keeps other people safe....
From moonysun flu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYa90HJAK9Q&t=15s
STARE AT THE SUN, vaxtards! STARE AT IT!!
To have full protection, you need at least 6 layers.
Wearing your mask also protects the sun and prevents climate change
If You are gay or living the province of British Columbia, you may insert other body parts
Tell them Trump will lose if they stare at the sun and there'd be plenty of takers.
Lulzβ¦..
Everyone should trust their Chinese made solar sunglasses. What could go wrong. Keke
There's a disclaimer on the box that you should not use them to look at the sun. Printed only in Chinese
Maybe this should be stickered onto the mask, while weβre at it.
https://files.catbox.moe/438qgd.png
(Forgot to actually say what I was thinking after the upload)
What's messed up is, if an 'expert' says it would protect...the uber obedient ones would, believe it. π
Welding helmet...
worked for me
This one is being resent to a few Frens.
Yup, this a red pill if Iβve ever seen one- noice!
I sure hope so because I got a great deal on a 12-pack of these on Amazon
Did you also order a Braille keyboard? Haha
You just reminded me of what we used to do to the newbies in the restaurant I worked at in college. We would send them up to the attic to get the braille menus, which didn't exist.
yeah but only up to 6 feet. After that you are screwed
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only if you had two or more vaccines against covid.
u/#topkek
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But only if you're vaxed. /s
You made me smile!
Yes. "Safe, and effective!"
Who was that masked man?
While it isn't 100% effective, make sure to get your eclipse vaccine three times a year to prevent further complications.
Of course, 99% efficacy.
I would say as safe as it did from the biowespon cv19 π
LOL! Now that's funny! Good one Fren!
You can tell this one is commie made, see the imperfections on the right eye-opening? Unless someone has a truly odd shaped eye lid, this just isn't going to work for anyone.
hehe
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Very funny. π
It only keeps you safe if others are wearing theirs!
My mom creates one hole for her eye surgery
I didn't use one, now please stab me with a poison needle every few months. For now, my vision is completely fine, but it might not stay that way unless I get these routine stabbings and do anything else the tv/government/any celebrity tells me to do, without question. I also get bonus points for lambasting anyone who doesn't fall in line.
Kek.