And your yearly membership dues are not refundable. However, with your proper paperwork, the secret decoder ring must be return. Failure to send this back will result in legal action by our collection department.
What if, and hear me out, we all, as a collective, openly and outwardly approve of and encourage the anal test just to see how far they'll take it? I mean we all say that it's bogus dumb, you name it, because it is, I just want to know how in the actual fuck they're going to convince enough people to stand at the Walmart entry door and put a q-tip up everyone's butt to go buy some nesquik.
I would gladly go on a prune juice Bender prior to getting an anal test done. Especially if that becomes mandated.
My apologizes Rocko, didn't realize you got promoted to V.P. of Collections but please make sure to get the secret decoder ring - those are hard to come by.
Ok plz turn in your uniform and badge at the front desk and we will mail you your finally kek. God bless and thanks for being part of the team. If you decide to come back call Jake from state farm and he will direct you.
Don't forget to send in a photo of your Dem voter registration to MSNBC for your Smug Condecension certificate. Without it, your derision will just be bitter sarcasm
My dog bit me on the leg today the cat clawed my eyes mom's been thrown out of the Social Circle and dad has to hide I went to church Incognito sitting in the back row. The Reverend saw me and recognized me and punched me in the nose. he said.....
Adios! Hopefully we will meet again soon. We all need to take a break and step away. Go enjoy your life. I promise you, Trump is still in control and we will all be alright!
See you tomorrow!
Yep. Tomorrow's April 2. But what's a QAnon?
The membership department will require proper paperwork in order to officially document your change in status.
And your yearly membership dues are not refundable. However, with your proper paperwork, the secret decoder ring must be return. Failure to send this back will result in legal action by our collection department.
ID: Not required
What if, and hear me out, we all, as a collective, openly and outwardly approve of and encourage the anal test just to see how far they'll take it? I mean we all say that it's bogus dumb, you name it, because it is, I just want to know how in the actual fuck they're going to convince enough people to stand at the Walmart entry door and put a q-tip up everyone's butt to go buy some nesquik.
I would gladly go on a prune juice Bender prior to getting an anal test done. Especially if that becomes mandated.
I can dig it. Didn't a troll group convince white lefty chicks to shave their heads to be in solidarity with black folks? We know they're gullible.
Were they blondes before they shaved?
The only problem I see with that is that THEIR swab will have that "special something" that you want nowhere near any part of your anatomy.
You're right. I'd still reject it, but would make life hell for anyone pushing it.
Spot on! I've thought for some while that I'd love to see the brain-dead have to submit to THAT swab test. I wonder how many would object.
BOOM!
Triple dose = Boom. BOOM. Booooooom.
does your wife's boyfriend supply the "swab"? asking for a friend...
Just wait until they start reusing swabs "to reduce their carbon footprint" when the corporation of the US is bankrupt.
You're only allowed to leave Q Anon if you wear two masks after getting vaccinated - even in photos - and have a trans kid.
Our collection department don't do "legal action" much.
Signed:
Rocko. V.P. Collections Department Holder of Tire Iron of Payment Incentive.
My apologizes Rocko, didn't realize you got promoted to V.P. of Collections but please make sure to get the secret decoder ring - those are hard to come by.
I understand, and I know your feelings are genuine.
But why today, man?!?!?
Especially when tomorrow is supposed to be THE DAY.
Kek
It's already tomorrow in Aussie. I come from the future.
let me in on the joke. no post 4958. what'd I (we?) miss?
The joke is the date.
oh is this because it's date-fagging?
face plant
What's a face plant? A Pansy.
guess I'm the slow one today, what's so funny about April 2? I know, if you have to explain.. never mind.
I believe it's like those signs that say free crab tomorrow or stuff like that.
I didn't know QAnon was a club. I know about Q and I know about anons. What is a QAnon and what are the requirements to join?
Well the MSM says there's a convention next month in Dallas . Maybe you can sign up there?
Good luck getting into our convention if you're not in the club!
Good luck getting into our club if your not at the convention!!
Are you black?
^
Really? That’s the best MSM can come up with? It’s liberal as fuck here.
LoL. " - Her boyfriend, even the dog doesn't want to smell me" cracked me up!!!!!!
I used to be a Qanon. I still am, but I used to be too.
As you well know...
rEsIsTaNCe iS fUtiLe, WE are the Q, yOu are part of our collective. You WILL remain one with the Q.
Cya tomorrow ??
O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E (no secret decoder ring necessary) You're welcome!
Everytime i hear/read OVALTINE, my mind immediately jumps to the movie: Young Frankenstein (classic and a fav).
How terrible.
Ralphie, from The Christmas Story
Once vaxxed, you can never go back?
ah, the whooooosh...
You need to show three forms of ID to prove you are the anonymous person you say you are to officially terminate your membership.
What is QAnon? LOL
It’s one thing to lose your wife but her boyfriend too? Rough day.
There is going to a new QAnon passport, if you leave now, you will be required to carry it at all times. . . .think clearly man
Ron Watkins is gonna dox you now!
April Fool's Day!
Wow. That hits HARD. Good one :)
The hacker known as 4chan is going to be very disappointed with you for giving up.
Ok plz turn in your uniform and badge at the front desk and we will mail you your finally kek. God bless and thanks for being part of the team. If you decide to come back call Jake from state farm and he will direct you.
Jake from State Farm Arena in Georgia? What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm Arena in Georgia?
Haha well played fren. Well played indeed. Kek
Don't forget to send in a photo of your Dem voter registration to MSNBC for your Smug Condecension certificate. Without it, your derision will just be bitter sarcasm
If only "QAnon" was real
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT!!!
... and that was it.
Bye!
See you again just before The Storm.
Merry April Fool's Day,
Love, Ronald Frump
Ok, bye
Qanon has been totally debunked. There is zero evidence of child trafficking. We have the most secure kids ever.
How many Qanons do we have to lose until we say enough is enough!
Fuck it, I’m joining Antifa!
I’ve decided to join the good people at the patriotic FBI. Yeah fuck that! Lol. April fools.
you mean that blue anon thing?
Kek! Get on outa here ya April Fool...see ya tomorrow.
My dog bit me on the leg today the cat clawed my eyes mom's been thrown out of the Social Circle and dad has to hide I went to church Incognito sitting in the back row. The Reverend saw me and recognized me and punched me in the nose. he said.....
Adios! Hopefully we will meet again soon. We all need to take a break and step away. Go enjoy your life. I promise you, Trump is still in control and we will all be alright!
Fer guud??
Be sure to turn in your Qumiform. Even though I'm still waiting for mine
Yea, they hate Questions.
What organization? Did I unknowingly join something?
Show me your Q passport before disembarking. NOW!!! kek
There is no Qanon.