The word apparent before accident leads the brain to think suspicious. Suspicious is either murder or suicide ..saying apparent accident makes you wonder ..did he fall down the steps onto a knife ?
Off topic, but you just reminded me that I saved this tendie meme like a week ago, specifically for you because, well, tendies, I stole it from some telegram page, here you go, Tendie fren
He’s worked the county for 30 years. No hard proof but I’m leaning towards he at least knew about corruption. Possibly a low level deep state actor. Probably loose end / scapegoat candidate.
“He formerly served as advisory counsel to the Pima County Board of Supervisors and most recently was the supervising attorney for the office's Public Records Unit.”
County Board of Supervisors?
Supervising Attorney for public records?
I’m kinda surprised all the county election records weren’t also killed in a boating accident too.
TUCSON, AZ — Deputy Pima County Attorney Chris Straub, 64, was found dead Wednesday, in what appears to be an accident during a fishing trip, according to a news release from the county.
Straub's wife reported him missing when he did not return from a fishing trip to Oak Creek Canyon, near Sedona on Tuesday, the county said.
Straub, who worked for the Pima County Attorney's office in Tucson for more than 30 years, was found in an area of thick overgrowth by deputies with the Coconino County Sheriff's Department, according to the news release.
Although it appeared that Straub suffered a fatal accident, his death is still under investigation, the county said. An autopsy by the Coconino County Medical Examiner is planned to determine his cause of death.
Well nothing suspicious here 🧐 How much you want to bet they will say he had a heart attack? ✋
Fishing in the thick overgrowth? He musta caught his neon rattletrap bass buster in the deep mesquite where the dogman skinwalker lay in wait. Near Sedona, the bass paradise. (JLovitz); yeahhh, that’s the ticket?!!
Steep Canyon with slick red rock walls. The famous slide rock is in oak creek canyon too. Probably just slipped and fell… slipped and fell… slipped and fell… slipped and fell …. 🌀 ⏱👀😴
Yes. You must utilize ankle cinders in order to keep your feet firmly on the deck. Falling over while practicing this essential boating safety strategy is, unfortunately, somewhat common.
Possibly a 'warning' to other Pimans who want to audit. I hope they carry on, get bodyguards, think and act defensively, and carry on. We are at war with some nasty buggers.
Even if they are dirty, it would be karmic justice if these people would set up dead man switches so their deaths could drag some of their swamp buddies down along with them when they go.
Dead men tell no tales was a common pirate phrase, meaning once someone is dead, they can no longer communicate, hence killing someone is the best way to keep him/her quiet. A standard pirate excuse for leaving no survivors.
Pima county could be so awesome. We have so many mines and so much industry and so much construction going on, if we just had decent leadership then Tucson could be so much better than it is.
Then why does your headline say "apparent suicide"? It shouldn't if this is the case.
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I read the same thing you did the first time through. Weird.
I read "apparent suicide" the first time, too... we have some heavy Arkancide anticipation bias after so very many suspicious deaths.
I only came here for the Arkancide comments. Thanks
Paging Mr Mandela....
He dead. Again.
I'll have it to you in a Jiffy!
Yep...my brain was like; accidentsuicideaccidentsuicide. Then I looked again. VERY weird.
The word apparent before accident leads the brain to think suspicious. Suspicious is either murder or suicide ..saying apparent accident makes you wonder ..did he fall down the steps onto a knife ?
You've heard of muscle memory. Well apparently there's also memory memory.
I read suicide also...
Ever see Hamlet 2?
“Writing is so hard.
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Lol. I didn't get it until I read it a second time. Also surprised. Initially read as suicide then realized accident.
I read the same thing wtf
The fraud in Pima is supposed to be much worse than in Maricopa
Tucson. That's all I gotta say. Tucson.
Also they take kids from the hospitals there for the most bullshit of reasons.
Off topic, but you just reminded me that I saved this tendie meme like a week ago, specifically for you because, well, tendies, I stole it from some telegram page, here you go, Tendie fren
https://files.catbox.moe/pssjde.jpg
It's the name, it sticks 😆 and the memes, the good memes.
Kek. Nice meme. Off topic. What’s the origin story of “tendies”.
IIRC, it was mocking some leftist retard whinging about his mom needing to bring him chicken tendies while he was on his computer.
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But officially ... it's profit on stonks.
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/tendies/
Thanks fren
The Deep State is panicking
You're looking younger already.
Turmeric?
There’s a special little fish that lives in the Amazon, I just put him in my solar water heater thermos … whoops.
Let's talk about our health.
My husband was looking him up one time and found a search response for Dave Nazipsode
He’s worked the county for 30 years. No hard proof but I’m leaning towards he at least knew about corruption. Possibly a low level deep state actor. Probably loose end / scapegoat candidate.
30 years? yeah, he knew where the bodies were/are buried.
“He formerly served as advisory counsel to the Pima County Board of Supervisors and most recently was the supervising attorney for the office's Public Records Unit.”
County Board of Supervisors? Supervising Attorney for public records?
I’m kinda surprised all the county election records weren’t also killed in a boating accident too.
Well nothing suspicious here 🧐 How much you want to bet they will say he had a heart attack? ✋
Fishing in the thick overgrowth? He musta caught his neon rattletrap bass buster in the deep mesquite where the dogman skinwalker lay in wait. Near Sedona, the bass paradise. (JLovitz); yeahhh, that’s the ticket?!!
Steep Canyon with slick red rock walls. The famous slide rock is in oak creek canyon too. Probably just slipped and fell… slipped and fell… slipped and fell… slipped and fell …. 🌀 ⏱👀😴
Naw... he fell from his 7 floor balcony
Read the story closer. It says Straub fell over the side of his boat with two cinder blocks chained around his body.
A typical boating accident, carry on.
Yes. You must utilize ankle cinders in order to keep your feet firmly on the deck. Falling over while practicing this essential boating safety strategy is, unfortunately, somewhat common.
COVID-19 claims another one.
2 vaccines to the back of the head
aka Chris "patsy" Straub.
Maybe he's the newest inductee to the 2020 Election Witness Protection Plan?
They can pin anything on a dead person.
u/catsfive please sticky - super important!!
Is this one of the loose ends they're trying to tie up while shitting their pants?
Possibly a 'warning' to other Pimans who want to audit. I hope they carry on, get bodyguards, think and act defensively, and carry on. We are at war with some nasty buggers.
Brain Laundry Kills Gabby Petito
maybe he is squeeling and gone into protective custody like Epstein
and maybe suicide weekend is a weekend the white hats actually pull a bunch of whistleblowers into protective custody
No such thing as coincidences.
Even if they are dirty, it would be karmic justice if these people would set up dead man switches so their deaths could drag some of their swamp buddies down along with them when they go.
I feel a “suicide” weekend. Maybe not this weekend but when the flood gates open it’s gonna be wild.
[insert election official] Did not kill themselves.
Dead men tell no tales was a common pirate phrase, meaning once someone is dead, they can no longer communicate, hence killing someone is the best way to keep him/her quiet. A standard pirate excuse for leaving no survivors.
Was he a patriot?
Can it get more obvious?!
WTF
Pima county could be so awesome. We have so many mines and so much industry and so much construction going on, if we just had decent leadership then Tucson could be so much better than it is.
Should a put on the Top-Siders!!
Was he white hat or black hat?
OMG 😱 🙏🏻
30 years huh?! He probably knew too fucking much...
I hope Red October means cheating blue states turn to red and not assassinations.
On the Eve of Red October...
Convenient
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THEY EAT THEIR OWN!