The answer to “how to best publicize you’re an idiot”
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It’s great.
You don’t have to waste your time talking to somebody to find out they’re an idiot.
Now the idiots make it easy for us by doing shit like this.
If you think about it, he's just looking out for his coworkers. C'mon man. When he drops dead suddenly and Sheila from HR is the only one "baffled", it'll be easier to carry him out already wrapped.
Lol! I read your comment to my husband. We both got a good laugh out of it!
I fucking love this place.
Just a mask does the trick for me. I sometimes point and laugh.
This is the way. I give maskers a dirty look and a chuckle at minimum.
When they talk I just look puzzled and shake my head like I can't understand what they are saying
Like they did to us for so long, inly to find out we were right
I give them a wry grin. 😏
Does this guy work at a FEMA camp?
His coworkers should say they don't like his shedding and make him still use it.
This is the way...
I never masked. Our building put up signs saying only sick people should mask. Then added must mask signs without taking down the original signs. Then they said no mask if vaxed. Two months later back to mask regardless of gas status. You could feel the hate and envy from the people who played the cruel game of Simon says while watching others opt out of the nonsense.. I swear the ones who keep testing positive and getting sick are the ones that keep testing and wearing masks.
Agreed. All my pureblood acquaintances are fine. Those who are jabbed are having 3 month colds. One of my friend's vaxxed mom just passed from turbo cancer.
I refused their shitty masks only wore a bandana just to keep my job at the time
I never thought I would be so cold but I feel nothing when a jab or mask nazi dies suddenly.
Pray for them and remember that they are a victim of both deception and a bio weapon
It's the moops!
I feel bad for the younger anons who won't get your Seinfeld reference.
I’m in my mid fifties and I don’t get that dry humor! I found very little that was funny about that show. Bout as dumb as friends. Now Cheers, Mork and Mindy, Happy Days, Threes Company, those were real humor and funny.
...along with Mitch Hedberg
in case you've not seen this before...
Stand Up Battle - Steven Wright vs Mitch Hedberg
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I found Monty Python’s flying circus dumb. I don’t care for British humor
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
His stand up routines are not very good. The show had it's moments. George and Kramer were more funny than Jerry Seinfeld though.
I use to watch it but I quickly realized the characters were just awful people and it kind of soured me on the show. It's a big reason I never developed a TV watching habit once I outgrew cartoons.
In defense of the show, there were about four seasons where it was some of the sharpest writing on TV. An entire episode where the characters are lost in a parking garage because they can’t remember the code color of the column they parked next to? That’s clever. The show was also pushing back on PC culture and left-wing bullshit a lot. The Bubble Boy episode. All the submissive New York liberals bowing their heads to the Soup Nazi. Kramer refusing to wear the AIDS ribbon.
Seinfeld himself was also one of the only stand-up comedians in the ‘90s who refused to swear in his act, or work blue (dirty). As we now see the degeneracy Hollywood is pushing, I think it’s commendable when anyone refuses to follow that herd mentality. I would guess Seinfeld had plenty of people telling him he would never succeed in that business unless he started saying “fuck” and telling jokes about his dick.
But puddy does joe's voice on family guy
Puddy was one of my favorites. His, "You got a question, you ask the 8 ball” is a riot.
George reminded me of a neurotic Karen before that was a thing.
Thank you!
Light switches kek
That's a shame🤣 My husband and I always talk about the difference in ages that get it.
You could say you feel grateful that the younger anons don't get it. Saved from the show about nothing
🤣🤣🤣
You weirdos like to get high on your own farts anyway. Your co-workers appreciate you building a flatulence fort.
Until the next variant
Probably sleeps in this at home. Alone.
And wears a giant bubble to go jogging
Asians love this “lockdown” crap, they wouldn’t have it any other way. The Asian’s that run the Chinese restaurant close to my house have been barricaded inside for going on three years now. Furniture is piled up against the front door, all sorts of plastic curtains and plexiglass dividers on the inside and they installed a bank cashiers window where the food pops out. The little woman on the other side wears two masks and a face shield. It’s all quite entertaining, much better than the zoo. I guess at some point someone will have to get a hostage negotiator and try to talk them out, but I think they would rather go like the Branch Davidian’s if given the choice. They found their own little slice of prison.
Jews created the ADL decades ago to put up the farce and fight aggressively against any who look sideways at them.
Look at his shoes. So fitting.
White Nikes ? ... or the fact that his pants are high-waters ?
Or both...
It's so fitting that the marketing department at Nike decided to sponsor a gay, faggot influencer like Dylan Mulvaney to target a customer who is also a gay, faggot . Nike knows who their best customers are.
Looks like he belongs in a crappy office like he’s in too!
He should be encouraged to get that thing so it's completely air tight. Then we watch and wait.
Office assistant can't figure out why they keep running out of packing tape....
Hopefully it’s not vented
Wouldn’t it just be easier for Steven Cheah to get himself boosted, instead of expecting everyone else to get boosted on his behalf?
Are they still playing Covid?
WHAT A MOROON!!!! Couldn't help myself!!!!!
Wtf kind of office is that??? Is his job playing dress-up? What is with the stuff piled under and on top of the desk? They might as well take away his red swingline stapler and put him in a broom closet in the basement since he apparently o ly requires two square feet of office space and uses the rest as a storage locker for the stuff his mom won't let him keep at home...
He has 9.8k likes. Dated today. Unreal.
Some of these people are never going to wake up from this. 40 years from now they'll still be masking up because Covid might be outside.
Looking at this stupid fuck... snap
Hey, did you take a pic of me? Send it to me, please.
Sure (... delta alpha foxtrot bravo )
Poor guy! The constant brainwashing on television and all of the silly arrows in the supermarkets, and irrational behaviors during the covidscam has caused permant mental damage to some of these poor victims, like this one. This is why mental hospitals are going to be more and more necessary. Perhaps he could be rehabilitated in the right conditions, but the cabal deliberately closed down most mental health hospitals to prevent helping guys like this one.
I think the way to get these people into the mental institutes is to pitch them on the free room and board aspect of it. I know people don’t like spending tax money on that, but they are spending our tax money on stupid shit anyway, so why not this? If they are checking in of their own free will, where is the controversy? If they are allowed to leave whenever they want, who will complain? But the main thing will be they are there, off the streets, and they are contained. If they actually heal and return to sanity, that would be a bonus.
Hey man this isn’t great if this is stickied. We’re off target
LOL! What a frikken moron!
Mentally ill
He can save the hassle of setting that up by just taping a plastic bag over his head. That will keep out the germs.
If I were related to this man I would pack all his things, place them outdoors and change the locks on the house.
Bahahaha, but I thought they said that the vaccine worked?
I had to look at the date to see if it was from today. Imagine living in such fear and still thinking like this.
What a miserable existence
Where does the "bubble boy" joke / gag come from?
Seinfeld or somewhere else?
Look how filthy that place is and he's worried about co-workers breathing on him?!
Looks like pretty important work he does.
If you say to him "That's about as effective as the vaccine," he'll give you a thumbs up.
It’s like camping. Camping for retards.
I gotta stop going to the replies. Ever single time I see comments that enrage me and I can’t help but engage. Then it gets in an endless cycle of arguing. I can’t make myself stop engaging when I know there is no winning with these idiots. Stop stop stop, make me stop 😂😑
I'd have to walk by with a spray bottle then sneeze as I sent a little mist over the top of his chairbicle.