BREAKING: It's been 1y, 4m, 4d, 2h, 28m since Q has posted, and TONIGHT WE HAVE A NEW Q!!!!
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Q’s BACK! BQQM!
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This is legit. Alex Jones told me he spoke to Q and Q told him it was all over.
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No, it's true, this is true—this needs to be top comment. Errybuddy upvote this! This is the real payload!
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Warning: 1) this is HILARIUOUS and 2) mods will perma-ban every single one of you that kvetches or demands a "shitpost" flair on this
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KEK Sauce:
https://twitter.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1774971178983059948
almost got me untill the 'biden out smarted us'....
as far as his handlers luvver....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApCR296G7hQ
enjoy!
Biden couldn't out-smart a cigarette butt!
i have known rotten tree-stumps smarter (& more useful) than kid-sniffin'joe
Lol to that one! 🤣
LOL!! 😂🤣
Thanks, catsfive, I needed a good laugh today. Joe Biden outsmarted us 🤣
You deserved it! You were totally phoning it in! We all were! We're losing bridges all over the place!
Just when you thought the day was over...something, something April Fool's
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Hey! I resemble that remark! 😂
Norm!!!
You deleted my post for low effort, yet posted and stickied bullshit like this.
Common' u/catsfive
Its below boomer humor level, and then the boomer is running around slapping everyone on the back yelling "ain't it super funny!?!?! Ain't it funny what I did there!?!?!" Ugh. Thats the least funny thing ever.
Here's some pretty well refined to taste for someone with TWO POSTS
Boomers? You sound like a bitter bugger.
Mods remove low effort shower thought posts all day. We ask, all day, consistently, as fairly as we can, that people use daily chat. Your post was among them:
https://greatawakening.win/p/17siSiLfvi/eclipse--sky-event/
This post is more of a meme post, and yeah, we post garbage meme posts all the time to get the community going. This is normal. Breathe.
C5
APRIL FOOL
*2024 FOOLS
Honk.
JUST IN TIME
Sorry to Gloat, but I got the 17th Friggin' Updoot! Woot Woot Woot!!!
I have made you a mod for the next 8 hours. Don't delete too many posts
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I thought this was supposed to be satire...
April Fool, Q didn’t post it
Really? Well, gosh darn it.
April fools!
I have to admit... My heart dropped at the first two lines!
Third is when I got sketched. Then it all started to click 😂 good one! Got me for half a second!
Yeah, greatest April Fools joke ever
"Q is back! Ha ha no, he still disappeared without a trace right after the stolen election, suckers!"
We're all just ROFL over here
Someday after we're all dead, we'll corner the mofo on Cloud 17 and go 'OK dude, what was with the silent treatment, never throwing us a freaking bone while we languished in anguish?!?!? TALK!!!!'
Using the Comic sans font would have made this even more perfect than it already is, but top fucking kek in any event!
Dammit!! I knew Joe Biden was secretly a genius!! WE HAVE FAILED
And to think, all this time he's been talking in code. Who knew? 😂
Act weak when you are strong… 🤣
LOL. I know this is fake and funny. But could you still add shitpost to it? You never know, there could be some autistic peeps that dont get the humor.
A Q April Fools Day joke. I hope no one takes Q serious and makes a new plan to save America.
Ha
ha
ha
(slow clap)
Dude, you should NOT toy with an anon's heart like that. I almost experienced cardiac arrest.
Wait.... "First arrest will verify action and confirm future direction."
Dang. Does this mean that I am going to need heart medication and hospital trips every April?
.... don't call us. We'll call you.
what you said
It's like this is the SuperBowl. You can't beat this offense... Big Mike has a penis and he's going to put up 400 yards or more!!!!
He’s got amazing stats….69 yards per carry avg
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE RESIDENT, ON MY SPECIAL DAY, APRIL 1: "I trulappreciathis tha yuharecogitated on tha absobrilliability of my splendifulous antiantimagamagaplan. I sinceryouthanksly.
Font is sketchy
"My husband Mike....."
Hehe he April fools
Very good humor whomever did this.
April Fool, Nice Q!
where is the kvetch free tag? no? then kvetch I shall! (stoopid April fool's...)
The font was suspicious
It was the rn that gave it away.
“outsrnarted”
Zoom in real good to see it.
Hes not.
I miss all the good fun. Some of ya need to settle tf down kek. Jokes frens, jokes. Also, everything about that graphic is wrong, noticeable before even looking at the words. Well played MJ. Well played.
FJB, big Mike and the whole lot of them.
kek
you bitch
I was so excited
This needed extra double comic sans.
Also son of a bitch I should not have gotten excited on April Fools.
It made me sad that your suggestion doesn’t exist.
The world needs extra double comic sans, and Trump needs to start tweeting in it immediately.
Imagine the ree. Good god, you could fly to Mars in under half a parsec.
It was always titillating to see the likes of Reddit complaining or turning up their nose at comic sans as if they were better than it, so to see it used in this way and compounded by ultramagacomicsans would be amazing.
Good one. Still doesn't come close to the year that r/the_donald on Reddit had the guac bowl / Jeb! themed day on April fools. I'll call this a close 2nd. :-)
¡Jeb!🐸❤👌
Big Mike in a chocolate vanilla swirl cone with Hunter...Biden will go crazy!
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April Fools !!