Oh, noes! After missing Jimmy Carter's funeral due to a scheduling conflict,' word is now breaking that Michelle Obama will be skipping Trump's inauguration! What could possibly warrant another scheduling conflict?!? Is Michelle working on peace in the Middle East? Ending the war in Ukraine??
(media.greatawakening.win)
O’Bama Transition Team 🤡
Give him a break, probably has a prostrate exam scheduled for that day.
Getting his balls waxed
u/#classywow
u/#topkek
Probably getting his refill on Viagra on that day.
I was thinking testicular cancer screen, but this works too.
Quickly followed by his all time favorite thing, a colonoscopy with a deep colon cleanse.
Recovering from the 'full-rounded' Brazilian waxing.
I am pretty sure he is 'hanging out' somewhere.
Read somewhere that Mr and Mr Obama are not living together.
I've seen a lot of research on this. I have to say they scrubbed the Michael reference pretty good, but it can be found in this article.
Now that I can't unsee that obvious pelvic bulge.... great link. Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes with vinegar....
Thank you for the link!
You are welcome fren!
Well they certainly didn't have to stay together "for the sake of the kids"! Their kids were borrowed.
🤣😂🤣 True
Separate cells at Gitmo?
Trial at GITMO?
Ooooh, I just gave myself goosebumps!
No trial yet, but I would wager that (s)he may be undergoing some intense interrogations by WHs at this time. Wait and watch.
I hope you’re right. He can’t have another scheduling conflict because the inauguration is always on January 20th. We don’t need him there anyway.
Me, too...
Probably transition surgery to avoid anymore videos with unsightly images popping up or flopping around.
Barry likes the flappy bits though.
You beat me to it
(S)he could barely contain her disdain when Barry was in the Presidency. Now that he's old news, she probably can't bring herself to maintain a civil face. No loss for us.
I came here just for the penis jokes
Me too 😂
Literal LOL
Fine with me. Who needs that ugly pissy face to be present?
Nobody cares.
Name checks out
Probably got her enormous penis caught in a door.
That would be a back door - right?
Kek!
Ouch 😆
What was the last Big Mike "proof of life" sighting? Anybody??
Well, to be fair, Big Mike has always had a hard time fitting things in.
Oh, Michelle, you such a busy girl you!
https://x.com/toddstarnes/status/1879199853965676633
You misspelled guy...
He's getting the house together in Kenya
That was my first thought.
Maybe Mike* was secretly arrested for killing** his gay*** chef in 3-feet of water at their Martha’s Vineyard estate a couple years ago. *Allegedly, **allegedly, ***allegedly.
Ball waxing job went rogue
Dear lord, the agony.
Monkey pox rash?
Mike got what he wanted. He got to travel the world, have everyone praise him for his “style” and got to kill a servant.
Expecting the creature to show anyone else respect, is culturally insensitive. So we are apparently racist doe daring to ask
He is already executed and there is no Michael suit.
Would you want to go to Obama's inauguration?
I think he can't face the bad press. We are the news now. Either that or he is in Cuba.
He's tired of shaving that 5:00 shaddow.
"Men"strual cramps
He's getting his balls waxed that day
Hunky, muscular dead chefs tell no tales.
Hanging from a rope at GITMO??
Shlong covid
I think the rememe of BIG MIKE might have done it
She can't make it past the Secret Service with a gun on her.
She??, another bot or lib infiltrator
She went back to college.....trying out for a spot on the football team....
She??, another bot or lib infiltrator
He has to attend his tribunal. Darn.
Off having a sausage party sonewhere.
And yet people thought he would run for President.
I knew he wouldn't.
She????
I corrected to HE.
I know that most on here are aware....and I wasn't trying to insult you, fren. It's kind of a knee jerk reaction 😂....so tired of their lies.
I didn't take at as an insult.
No problem Fren.
👍🏼👍🏼
Get this...2 months in a row it's been"that time of the month"...for a dude, no less!
balls are caught in the wire on his cot at gitmo and the guards can't stop laughing long enough to cut them free.