i totally read "I'm assuming you can beat them all off on one hand" then kept reading, re-read the sentence, and lol'd a little bit to myself. Those days on the submarine... You can take the boy out of the navy, but you can't take the navy out of the boy.
I don't usually do the internet tough guy thing because simply I'm about 170 soaking wet and have seen enough tough dudes IRL to see just how big of a mistake one can make.
That said, there is a fair chance that I alone could take on that whole group and vanquish them.
No joke, in my bar going days, went to this one place that was all grunge metal. So, I lose my buddy at one point and go for a smoke outside.
There he is squared off with 3 dudes and basically piled them on top of each other so he could still punch them all in the head... then the cops showed up and kept calling him Rocky in a fake Stallone voice. The kind of shit you'd have to see.
I just feel like none of them really looks like they can throw or take many punches. Was probably like 14 the last time I was actually involved in a scrap myself, I would usually rather talk my way out.
Seriously. It instead of a fist raised in victory, it looks more like a gentle grip used for a soft and skilled hand-job. I guess they have practice with their wives' boyfriends, kek!
Hey watch it with the dad-bod comment! We dads have more muscles than those twig soy boys. After all we carry the kids on our shoulders or when they're tired, we carry the groceries in or bags from our wife's shopping sprees, carry the camping gear, and play soccer / football / baseball with our kids (everything's OK fren no offense taken just ribbing you)
Oh boy! I'm really really ascared now.... don't they understand boys with toys can never compete with men that have true purpose...silly kids, playing pretend again....
I can’t even comprehend what I’m seeing here lol
These are Woke Men: Sometimes shortened to WoMen.
(I apologize in advance to any real women for this joke).
"So like, is there an outhouse here, or do we have to pee in the woods?"
"Pee in the woods? Where are we supposed to sit?!?"
Just judging by your username, I'm assuming you can beat all of them one on one in hand to hand combat...possibly with all of them at the same time
i totally read "I'm assuming you can beat them all off on one hand" then kept reading, re-read the sentence, and lol'd a little bit to myself. Those days on the submarine... You can take the boy out of the navy, but you can't take the navy out of the boy.
Navy, 85-05. I can confirm that you cannot take the Navy out of the boy.
I'll admit it's a weirdly worded sentence. I would bet on the majority of female patriots being able to take on that group of the left's finest
6 antifa = One whole testosterone.
You misspelled estrogen.
I think this is the stage before gender reassignment surgery.
In other words, the next step is to physically remove the balls.
Isn't this the "after" pic? I don't think there are any balls left to remove! Not that there was much to begin with...
A nonexistent amount of testosterone
Not a single one of these skinny jeans wearing girls look like they ever threw a punch.
It looks like the first time they have even made a fist haha
A bunch of poser Soy Boys to the nth degree.
I don't usually do the internet tough guy thing because simply I'm about 170 soaking wet and have seen enough tough dudes IRL to see just how big of a mistake one can make.
That said, there is a fair chance that I alone could take on that whole group and vanquish them.
I'd give you better than a fair chance.
No joke, in my bar going days, went to this one place that was all grunge metal. So, I lose my buddy at one point and go for a smoke outside.
There he is squared off with 3 dudes and basically piled them on top of each other so he could still punch them all in the head... then the cops showed up and kept calling him Rocky in a fake Stallone voice. The kind of shit you'd have to see.
I just feel like none of them really looks like they can throw or take many punches. Was probably like 14 the last time I was actually involved in a scrap myself, I would usually rather talk my way out.
They are gonna give you such a slap, those limp wrists will slap you so hard; before some real man’s fist sends these sissies into the pavement
Then mommy is going to hear such a sad story
"We tried to start a fire in the woods, but everyone kept calling us faggots!"
Intentional “buttsecks” isn’t training.
Seriously. It instead of a fist raised in victory, it looks more like a gentle grip used for a soft and skilled hand-job. I guess they have practice with their wives' boyfriends, kek!
With proper motivation I’m sure they fist just fine.
That’s more mental gymnastics than the men who tried to breastfeed
A real gymnast would at least have some muscles to their name.
They have the 300 lb landwhale armored division with them, that's how they never get to really fight.
That has to be a joke ! We’re up against a bunch of dad-bods who fist pump ? Teeeeeefa blows !
Hey watch it with the dad-bod comment! We dads have more muscles than those twig soy boys. After all we carry the kids on our shoulders or when they're tired, we carry the groceries in or bags from our wife's shopping sprees, carry the camping gear, and play soccer / football / baseball with our kids (everything's OK fren no offense taken just ribbing you)
Hehehe you do have point ! No offense to the patriot dad bods out there ! We love you ! ❤️
Agreed, you haven’t seen how much my wife packs for an overnight!
Is that the Sissy Brigade?
Just take the batteries out of their X box controller and watch them cry.
There's always a bigger fish out there somewhere.
is this a joke?? training for what a fairy rain dance.....no offense but all the female patriots here now know what a real pussy looks like now lol
Attack of the Soy
Episode III: Revenge of the Soy
i just laughed so hard, i think I peed a little.
Since they are so toughed up, we will need to settle for hurting their feelings.
Is that Mike and the boys? Not a straight wrist in the crowd!
My, my, my, my, my - my 5 yo granddaughter makes a better fist (and probably punches harder!) then these little boys!
''Guys, guys, lets raise our fists in support, but not threatening yeah, cos we don't want to be causin' no micro-aggressions or triggering anyone.''
I'd love to see a video of their "training" lmao
They're freely available on pornhub in the twink section...
HAHA!!
Omg I’m a small woman and I can take them on my own 🤣
I know this is an old pic but I'm a little disappointed in the group... 59 comments and not a single virgin joke...
The went to bareback mountain to engage in sword fight training, mastering the art of the circle jerk and their death blow move, the gang bang.
This is old. Like months
It was before “punch a Nazi” turned into “show us your papers”
are those feminazi's?
They're what Rush was truly warning us about for all these years.
The chicification of the American Male.
"Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle..."
Very very clever.
(For those that don't get it, a bundle of sticks is called a "faggot")
if we only realized how weak our enemies truly our, very man behind the curtain of oz type stuff
Their job is going to be so easy, just form a circle and start punching. I see 6 nazis right now.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! My sides, ooohhh!!!
Recommendation to PANTI-fa... don't bring a knife to a ... oh never mind.
If any of them actually punch someone the snapping sound they will hear is their wrists breaking.
What are we gonna do? Dox you, then mail exotic animal shit to your moms!
Run away...RUN AWAY! Mighty fearsome are these snowflakes.
Oh boy! I'm really really ascared now.... don't they understand boys with toys can never compete with men that have true purpose...silly kids, playing pretend again....
Oh lawdy lawd! Hep me, HEP ME!
lol its ok well get grandma after them.
Grandma here.....I can take em all out and still have amo left in the clip! Waste not, want not! Keker
Blessings
Old Lady here - let me kick their asses first...it won't take long. Can you imagine the smell???? A mix of Axe and peanut butter with a dash of stank.
Be my guest sweetie, I'll wait till your done..kek!