Some anons are not like you pictured them. Our interactions with the forces of evil don't need to be.. conventional.
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laughed too hard, cracked rib hurts now lol worth it
no warning labels on GAW! 😁
maybe one or two.
Damn, that's quite a story, ain't it?
Imitating Hemingway?
u/#kek
Pretty sure that is 6th generation warfare.
Do not attempt this in the vicinity of liberal cities or college campuses. The risk of it backfiring is way too high.
liberals tend to be too anal to appreciate good humor.
Just when my abs were finally getting a break from laughter... I had to read the comments.
But if anyone tries it, there needs to be streaming.
People on the bus think I'm nuts..
Thanks Kek
Well set your rifle down and put your clothes back on.
u/#bahaha
NEVER!!!!
My fat ass was half asleep buck naked with my 9mm in my hand yelling at the front door because some big and tall guy was banging on my door and wanted in my house at midnight. (I had gotten up for a drink of water.)
I called 911, but it took them forever. “When seconds count…”
It turned out to be my neighbor. Due to his brain cancer, he thought my house was his. He was banging on the door, yelling out for people I didn’t know, and he was trying to get in. (I was half asleep and didn’t know my neighbor well.)
I am saving this for posteriorty!
what in deliverance
Laughed so hard, got tears in my eyes. Thanks for the top kek of the day!
Getting very odd looks in the car park as I’m laughing so hard while waiting for my kids 🤣🤣🤣
So this is how you're supposed to deal with clowns.
They should be met with stiff resistance.
dude can really paint a vivid picture, who knew trailer dwelling rednecks had such a gift for wordsmithing.
you never know where it will turn up
what is penistone crag for $200, Alex....
This could only have been funnier if he had a clown wig on.
or had just breathed in some helium
Funny, I have always thought the best way to scare an intruder besides shooting them on site, would be to run at them Winnie the Pooh style, only wearing a white t-shirt over about half my belly. Nobody wants to fight a naked or half naked man.
red t shirt and covered in yellow paint. and just be moaning somewhat sexual things calling them Eeyore
Oh, bother
even better!
Oh, you've heard of General Butt Naked, have you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NGpyIzmmhg
wow, had not seen that, lol.
🤣😂🤣
Merica
Fuck yeah!
Who knew that greentexts would be our guide to the modern world?
Thank you for this. I haven't had a good belly laugh in a long time!
Not sure if this is true or not, but it was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.
That's who I want to be when I grow up.
I am still laughing 😂
I can't fathom being able to pop a boner while amped up on adrenaline in a potential life-and-death situation
Maybe that's just me
Never watched Olympians in a footrace? It's not exactly family-friendly entertainment. 🤷
I have watched many an Olympic footrace. And while not searching for woodage, with the thin shorts they wear, one would think it should have... "stuck out" by now!
I envy your innocence.
Don't waste your time anon.
This phenomenon of erection during maximal physical exertion is biologically counterintuitive for this reason:
Erection is governed by the parasympathetic nervous system, which is strongly suppressed during physical exertion, times of stress, or high-adrenaline (sympathetic nervous system) activities. This is what accounts for the common occurrence of impotence when a man is extremely nervous or fearful, heart racing, sweating, in fight-or-flight mode.
That's why it's so rare for anyone to sport wood during sports. And I'm totally cool with that. :)
Someone was paying attention in class. 😃
I used to get shrinkage when I'd run on the treadmill. Doesn't add up 😆
doesn't work for everyone.
but maybe the crazy chick in Goldeneye is something the DS is all too familar with?
Could not agree more.
I don't think every movie idea came from the DS, but plenty did. There was one I watched - The Golden Compass - that I thought was pure evil and a snapshot into something (didn't know what at the time). Wasn't my choice of movie (was pushed into watching it) and would have never wasted 2 hrs on it, but it was really enlightening to think about after the Q drops started getting into pedos and adrenochrome. But I wonder how often a DS plant was used to suggest ideas and push evil into various scenes?
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Now that sounds like someone I wanna hang out with
Classic greentext. Still tickles me when I come across it.
Fan-fucking-tastic
That's fucking hilarious, I really needed the laugh - thanks for posting
Texan here. Decades ago, the neighbor's boy who was very young at the time, like 3, came out into his driveway wearing only cowboy boots. From then on, he was known as "Cowboy".
Or FAFO, Texas style.
u/#clownworld
kinda gay.
Old as hell, but still funny... 🤣
Thanks, think I lost this one😁
This greentext will never not be funny
Dam !! 😂
Laughed hard at this one for a good while. Ty OP!
Laughing so hard I can't catch my breath!
Absolutely freakin hilarious! And probably true! I think I know that guy
😳🤣🤣🤣 outstanding
Hysterical!!!