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annamaga 61 points ago +61 / -0

Be a shame if somebody put it all in their cart and then left the cart in some other aisle.

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ButteryBiscuitBase 33 points ago +33 / -0

Probably be doing them a flavor.

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getkek 36 points ago +37 / -1

Chocolate dildo pieces and packed fudge on the bottom.

Try the new monkeypox edition today.

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CorpseLivesMatter 17 points ago +17 / -0

🤢🤮

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SeeAreJay 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pus filled peanut nuggets in every scoop. Minimum 12.7% AIDS per tub.

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getkek 2 points ago +3 / -1

🤢

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SoMuchWinning45 6 points ago +6 / -0

I see what you did there.

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UnsoylentMajority 10 points ago +10 / -0

What if one of your friends sees you pushing a full cart of Pride Ice Cream?

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annamaga 18 points ago +18 / -0

OBVIOUS, duh, call them a BIGOT (lol)

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FractalizingIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

response of the day. updoodle.

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Fikkan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or, mispronounce bigot and call them a BIGFOOT!

Just to watch the expression they make.

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annamaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

cis-quatch.......see what i did there?

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Fikkan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kekyist kek of kekings.

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GopherEverett 2 points ago +2 / -0

The very tippy top of keks.

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TinHattedTruthSeeker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a day late, but.....KEKKERS! from the gallery.

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N0rds 2 points ago +2 / -0

You tell them your plans to destroy it....

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Maui_Boy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave your rollerblades on and make a break for it! Lol

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SoMuchWinning45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe put it on a rocky road or something.

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SaltyKarens 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or purchase all of them and then return.

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cyberrigger 2 points ago +2 / -0

... used

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FatReggie 2 points ago +2 / -0

This filled my morning with sheer KEK!!!

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Saltsky 20 points ago +20 / -0

Can’t give it away when the others are are triple or more in price. Says a lot. People don’t like the taste of pride and don’t buy it but only participate by accepting to jot ruffle feathers.

I have met many who have used the N word. They were also dems sympathetic to whatever cause for social credit.

The beast can push. But many people are t buying what they are selling. I just hope the number of vaccinated are really lies and hype and there are more awake the. It seems from “reports”.

I have often thought that someone is actually trying to create super conservative people and this environment is how you would do it.

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AmberWins 8 points ago +8 / -0

Call me crazy but I choose my food based on flavors & not social justice

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've never wanted the taste of gay in your mouth?

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xzars_folly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well its leftists...

Its literally no joke that every leftist/socialist has a mental disorder. Like studies found that nearly all people who ID as a "leftist" also admitted they were diagnosed with mental disorder by a psychiatric professional.

They are also below average intelligence. Marketing has know for a while that stupid people tend to lean left. They are also toxic and anti social personalities, autists and people with Asperger's trend leftists a lot. And lastly they generally physically weak people who have no personal sense of agency or ability to affect their own lives, there is a DIRECT observed positive correlation between physical strength/confidence and being conservative in studies done.

In short they are and always were the worthless, toxic, stupid, insane scum of society. These are people who are overwhelmingly unemployed because they are literally too insane to hold even a burger flipping job.

The problem? Social Media gave the kind of people who publishers wouldn't talk to, and news rooms would have security escort out, a voice.

And here is another big difference between social media and real life.

IRL a lunatic ranting on a street corner being ignored in silence by everybody paying them no attention, is getting the ultimate "downvote" because any observer can see nobody is paying attention to them, because in physical space, silent people still exist, theya re there, their bodies take up space and they can be seen being silent. Its the ultimate expression of contempt. And it in turn "silences" even the loudest of unapproved voices.

Also IRL when nobody shows up to a lunatic's speech, it speaks volumes.

But online this breaks. Online when you give silent disapproval, you don't exist. Your "downvote of silence" doesn't registered because online is a game of shouting.

So you HAVE to respond back to leftists to counter them. But remember how I said leftists are NEET scum that are too insane to be employed?

You have to go to work. While YOU are at work, NEET scum leftists are online posting for 50 hours a week.

They also DOMINATE free online spaces like social media, because YOU a man with money will be on PAID online services, games, streaming, paid news, whatever you fancy because its much higher quality. And having a job, you have the money to enjoy the good stuff. Again the NEET scum dominates social media because they can't afford to enjoy paid entertainment.

Like even online video games. "Free to play" video games are toxic waste dumps, while games with a monthly subscription fee have a far more polite, functional, and polite player base. Its one of the reasons the gaming hobby uses "free to play" as insult. When its free the NEET, leftists, scum show up with their literal insanity. Remember I said studies have found near 100% of self-ID leftists also have diagnosed mental disorders.

And then the final kicker, social media was taken over by leftist nutjobs in the management. So now you cannot voice dissent to socialist madness because you will be banned.

I think in the end history will talk about how the invention of social media broke Western Democracy, and brought about the impending end of the world as we know it.

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AutisticShoeshineBoy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Faggotry is so tiresome

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eyerighteye 13 points ago +13 / -0

Aids isn't a flavor.

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Code_Knife 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seems like now and again someone buys the hype and does something that the people actually have a say in, exposing the whole charade.

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bubble_bursts 8 points ago +8 / -0

What can you say? You cant put a price on pride. Kek

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Miztivin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Saw something similar at my local Texas Brookshire Brothers.

They had 50% soy burger patties they were trying to disguise as real burgers. Except starting price was half the price of real burger patties.

No one baught them. They are still there. Anyone who does buy them is probably on accident.

Glad to see my fellow Texans were smart enough to see the price difference, get suspicious, then read the label on the back. That's the only way to tell.

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AutisticShoeshineBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Years ago I accidentally ordered an impossible burger. It was revolting. I sent it back. The menu did not make it clear it was GMO soy

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Bedminster 7 points ago +7 / -0

They will drop them to .50 cents then .25 then they will all be dumpstered right where they belong just like the people they represent.

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solo_verdades 3 points ago +3 / -0

The homeless don't even want it lol

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Based_in_Space 7 points ago +7 / -0

I recall a study where they scanned brains of straight men seeing gays kissing and also of garbage and maggots etc stuff that produces disgust response. They found it is same area of brain that lights up.

This putting gay shit on foodstuffs makes me wonder if it just conditioning us to eat the bugs whenever they get around to pushing the bugs for eating.

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plasma 2 points ago +2 / -0

eheh it's not phobia, it's disgust :)

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FeebleOldMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Homophobia is a stupid term because its not how people think of the word phobia. Take arachnaphobia. People are SCARED of spiders. Noone is like EEK! A GAY! and runs away.

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Pollycracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Walmart needs to be taken down, they sold us out. How many towns got buried when they closed the Walmart, how many "MainStreets" did they extinguish, how many companies did they kill over price. Who is their primary vendor? ... China, China, China ... enough already! Be human, buy American.

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Vindicator63 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actually preferred K Mart, but they drove them out of business too.

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SoMuchWinning45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stupid faggotry

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WeAreThePlan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ewww! What diseases would be in it?

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LanaForge 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn't eat that crap if they gave it out for free

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KyleVsLebron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good, someone tell them pride isn’t a color or flavor its a sin.

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Lance-White 2 points ago +2 / -0

“America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: Its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within.” – Joseph Stalin Edomite

He was correct but left out flood America with multi-cultures from dirt bag countries who will never be Patriotic Americans.

And we were allied with these people? General Patton said we should have fought with the Germans against Bolshevik Russia. He was right.

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BigRichardEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Walmart anyways. Idk why people still shop there.

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Capper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pride cream, no thanks. Also includes monkey pox morsels

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Retaining_H2O 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would you even take a risk? Just flush that crap down the drain and be done with it.

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MegaMAGAMichiPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe because most human beings don’t want to be reminded of butt sex or scissoring when enjoying a cold dairy treat 🤣

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xzars_folly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go woke, go broke.

Its not about the price, if it was a lot of people would buy it readily because $1 icecream is a screaming deal even if its just "sugar flavored" with food coloring.

Its about sending a message. Its about nobody wanting their money going to support the turbo-freak leftist woke brigade that is tearing society apart and killing our country.

At this point if people were PAID to eat it, they would pass. They want nothing to do with it. Hell they want even less than nothing to do with it, and would toss these activist fucks out of our country and into the sea if the law allowed them to.

Pride and Woke doesn't understand how badly the burned the bridge, how much of a culture WAR they started. They made it clear the world wasn't big enough for the them and anybody else.

And the irony was the extreme, utterly extreme majority of conservatives, even in history, were content to live and let live with the gays. But some of these dumb shits has to be the dumb fucks that wanted to fuck on the lawn of school just be a shitheel and cause trouble. And Pride decided to pander to perverts, pedophiles, and "rebels without a cause" freaks instead of just pushing for basic human rights for gays.

Honestly I feel sorry for the quiet, polite gay people now. They had like 2-3 years where they had it all. Then the pedos and trans-freaks took over and its grooming and mutilating kids now. I know a couple are actually going full "1950" and trying to pass as straight so people will take them seriously in the wake of Pride's disaster.

But at the same time I don't. Gays failed to stop the freakjobs from taking over their movement. They protected pedos and trans even when normal people tried to warn them those people are sick in the fucking head and had to be dealt with, preferably in prison.

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repeatoffender 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, the picture of "get woke, go broke."

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Supertots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tastes like shit too. I got about 20 containers of it for free at the food bank last month when I was struggling. It’s “white chocolate” flavored (aka vanilla but they were probably trying to pander to black people) with chunks of fudge and cherries..not good at all honestly. The packaging and flavor is all terrible.

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Internet_hugs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flavor profile: packed fudge with peanuts and corn.

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Sadtohear 2 points ago +2 / -0

That shit will turn you gay.
The board member who suggested this advertisement. I hope he’s fired for such a gay idea.

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PhDinNY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pride Ice Cream? YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT SOME OF THAT CREAM IS MADE OF!

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DeathRayDesigner 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mommy, this ice cream tastes queer."

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Vindicator63 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing to be proud of.

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Godisgloryy 1 point ago +1 / -0

A shame will be if people see it in your cart.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "pride" T-shirts they were pushing back in May didn't do too well, either.

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pnwhomebrewer 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you shop at Walmart you are part of the problem

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therobots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just throw it in the trash where it belongs.

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Pbman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shows the fag market is pretty small.

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DemonDMT 1 point ago +1 / -0

no one wants monkeypox from icecream

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TewaPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who would want to buy ice cream that taste like human fecal matter and is laced with monkey pox?

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Anowan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone put those on slickdeals

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Red_Pill_Pusher_Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to think that I did my part to make their pride ice cream the flop it was, here's why:

1). I didn't buy any of that scrap

2). Whenever I found myself in a Walmart, I made it a point to go to the ice cream section and reorganize their display so as to make sure no minors (or anyone elsr, for that matter) could see a display of ice cream that pays tribute to degenerate sex acts. I'd do the same if (when) Wal-Mart brings out their groomer ice cream.

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seasonedcastiron 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's rancid.

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ravonaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess they won't follow through with their Pedo Potatoes and their Satanic Sanitizers.

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A_Russian_Wall 1 point ago +1 / -0

PoxCream

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Pollycracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chinese Ice Cream, great.

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proforma1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish it was Ben and Jerry's!

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CasuallyObservant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Talk about a couple of Zionist g_ays...

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Mad_Maximo 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Juneteenth one as well.

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JustMeBTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

A WalMart near me had them marked down to a quarter,

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AmericanScorpion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't find the ingredients list, but I'm sure it's filled with garbage filler and can barely call it ice-cream.

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Deplorable_in_PA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet the "chocolate" tastes like doo doo. And the vanilla? well, we won't even go there...

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Looking-For-Truth 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is it any good?

My inner jew loves a bargain and my inner fat kid loves ice cream...