I would have said, "I hope you used his correct pronouns! Since the hormones started kicking in any little trigger send the hairs stand up on on his back"
What's with the grammar? Are they saying they fuck your mother regularly? Usually it's just past tense but this poor guy has a whole unpaid internship at your mom's apparently.
If only they got themselves 100s of thousands of dollars in debt trying to obtain an English degree from a "prestigious" university they might have been able to muster up something slightly more eloquent. Darn you Trump...or capitalism...or xenophobic bigotry...or something like that....
I think he fucked my mom last week. Some large black fellow in a wizard robe came over last Tuesday and they kept at it all night. I didn't even get my special tendie Tuesday platter with extra hunny mussy like I usually do
@catsfive it could be worse, he could have told you “tell your mom I said hi” - - saying “I fuck your mother” meh, okay, good for him. Probably not the first and won’t be the last... no offense, she is a cat after all right? But then you tell me to say “hi” to my mom... for you!?! Oh, hell no, you just crossed the line.
I've been on of you and Ashlanddoggs biggest critics u til I realized how much effort the mods put in. If having a little fun with the sticky system helps keep morale up, let's you guys have fun, and let's the board keep that community feel, I'm all for it.
That said this post was pretty hilarious. Salute 🫡 to the one who sent you that mail!
Thank you, that's very nice of you to say. Check /RISING, now. It feels great in there, SO MUCH ENERGY! We are winning, and I want everyone that visits to feel it, too. As for this post, well, we shall meme them 'till they sperge, then make memes making fun of them sperging. That is all.
If you didn't respond, "She said you were terrible in bed and you have a tiny dick." you missed a golden opportunity.
I considered that, but, no, I'm hoping the opposite. I hope he completely lamps her and then cuddles her afterwards
Yeah, who doesn't want their mother to be happy. You're a good son.
These people aren't even good for cuddling, so much as smothering with their land whale tier of fat
Hat a fantastic post and it follows the "my sainted mother" pot so, so well.
None of those assisted living single mothers have made that complaint, all they care about is whether the damn thing still swings.
I would have said, "I hope you used his correct pronouns! Since the hormones started kicking in any little trigger send the hairs stand up on on his back"
So? What's your point?
(Ewwwwwwwww.......)
What's with the grammar? Are they saying they fuck your mother regularly? Usually it's just past tense but this poor guy has a whole unpaid internship at your mom's apparently.
This is what I'm hoping. She deserves it. She's been such a great mom.
You are one weird motherlover 😂
That's just like your opinion, man.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Bush League psych out tricks.
Please refer back to the post re: IQ.
I detect a strong Ukrainian accent.
I did Nazi that one cumming??
TFF
lol....great response Cats
u/Magicalnegro
You done goofed.
TIL, you cannot mess with u/catsfive, but you CAN mess with his mom. If you're brave enough.
Eh, seems u/catsfive & u/Magicalnegro both know "Love conquers all" 🤣
Seems like a great son.
“People so dependent on the system, they will fight to protect it”
“3% - 5% lost forever”, fuck ‘em!
I’d rather not
That motherfucker is a team player!
This is so stupid.
I love it. 😁
Well hell lol
lol
Is it?.. Borat?
If only they got themselves 100s of thousands of dollars in debt trying to obtain an English degree from a "prestigious" university they might have been able to muster up something slightly more eloquent. Darn you Trump...or capitalism...or xenophobic bigotry...or something like that....
I think he fucked my mom last week. Some large black fellow in a wizard robe came over last Tuesday and they kept at it all night. I didn't even get my special tendie Tuesday platter with extra hunny mussy like I usually do
Does he know your mom identifies as a praying mantis. He best watch out.
Hope he used protection - for Mom’s sake
On a serious note, God Bless your mom and any family member of catsfive is a friend of this community.
Wow, what a low iq meaningless thing to send. and judging from his name he is a leftist nazi type, the same type that ruined voat and reside at poal.
Nah, he’s just a coolass brotha w/ a sense of humor, but if white,,, that mofo is hilarious!
He was likely talking to his brother.
Omg I was worried you were going there BUT cracked me up once I read it! 😁
Never stop being you, my favourite feline mod. 😂
@catsfive it could be worse, he could have told you “tell your mom I said hi” - - saying “I fuck your mother” meh, okay, good for him. Probably not the first and won’t be the last... no offense, she is a cat after all right? But then you tell me to say “hi” to my mom... for you!?! Oh, hell no, you just crossed the line.
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u/Magicalnegro
All you
Fuck off with this useless and space-wasting sticky catsfive
LAST POST: 11 MONTHS AGO
We just took this discussion about who is uselessly taking up space over to the sidelines where it belongs.
I've been on of you and Ashlanddoggs biggest critics u til I realized how much effort the mods put in. If having a little fun with the sticky system helps keep morale up, let's you guys have fun, and let's the board keep that community feel, I'm all for it.
That said this post was pretty hilarious. Salute 🫡 to the one who sent you that mail!
Thank you, that's very nice of you to say. Check /RISING, now. It feels great in there, SO MUCH ENERGY! We are winning, and I want everyone that visits to feel it, too. As for this post, well, we shall meme them 'till they sperge, then make memes making fun of them sperging. That is all.