On behalf of my house & whole community, thank you! I wish waste management still had guys on the backs of trucks so my kids could chat up our cleaning trade members.
I just watched the interview Johnson did with the press around him, and he literally said at the end "I need to touch base with my husband and wife". The circus tents are collapsing on these clowns.
Just saw in another thread that these two are fake employees. Musk posting Ligma Johnson is a signal he knows as another article shows they are fake. Ligma Johnson is slang for lick my johnson.
I hear bots don't do puns very well. At least I hope the respondents are bots and not part of the voting public. If the people responding are indeed not bots then they might be people. If people are not bots then they must be people and we all know people are not bots. Did you know bot is short for robot? Bot bot bot bot . . .
There is reporting that these employees didn't work at Twitter: https://greatawakening.win/p/15K6lfWa60/those-twitter-layoff-photos-may-/
However, the tweet is real, so definitely some kind of comms.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1586151281571246086
Confirmed. Trolling Fake News & seems Musk pounds it hard.
Seems Elon trolled the news! https://twitter.com/greg16676935420/status/1586088462788206592
πππ Best Troll Ever Award to Elon for... Lick my Johnson had it cuming. And the emojis. Iβm dead laughing.
Me, either...I'm so naive...KEKLARIOUS! π₯πΈ
βLigma Johnson please report to the service desk...Ligma Johnson...β
You guys are killing me! I just laughed snorted! πΉ
"Also, we're looking for a Shire Baggins."
Mock them till they cry is my motto.
Then make memes of them crying.
I thought then you were supposed to mock them for crying.
You mock them until they cry then you mock them again. TWO separate, individual mockings!
Double mock
Uh uh.
MOCK TWO.
But you won't hear it until it is too late.
That is because you are time Travelling at mock three time
Laughβem off the map!
remember when blue collar workers where being laid off. These clowns are saying
Too bad, learn to code.
All I can say to the twitter people that are being laid off.
Too Bad, learn to work.
We should say "Too bad, learn a trade"
Someone here earlier, βlearn to mine coal.β π
https://greatawakening.win/p/15K6lc8UGV/hey-coders-who-are-getting-fired/c/
Learn to pick up my garbage
On behalf of my house & whole community, thank you! I wish waste management still had guys on the backs of trucks so my kids could chat up our cleaning trade members.
Thank you for your waste management service.
May God bless you in all your future fruitful plans fren!
Tippy Top comment fren!! π u/Greatheart
I just watched the interview Johnson did with the press around him, and he literally said at the end "I need to touch base with my husband and wife". The circus tents are collapsing on these clowns.
OMG...really!?!
Dude. Elon is Trump level trolling.
Had it... coming?
Twittus interruptus?
Double points for this comment cats!
It was a package deal
I totally missed this!! I am dying laughing now!! πππππππππ
I LOVE this movie now.
I missed that, too!! Hahaha!
MOAR!
I wish I was this funny... π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
THISβ¦.
Is ACTUALLY REAL?
NOT ONLY DID HE DO IT BUT HES TROLLING AND COMMING THE WHOLE WAY IN!?!
The whole way in - NOT just the tip! You get the whole thing.
He is really adding the whipped cream and sprinkles to the treat
WHO IS LIGMA!?!?
Ligma Johnson is apparently a joke - "lick my johnson." I didn't know either.
I was seeing myself up for the punch line at my expense! I thought it was Ligma Balls. Ligma Johnson is great too.
Is that what the eggplant emoji is supposed to mean, βjohnsonβ?
Yes, and the water splash was spluge.
Thanks. I must be somewhat naive, still π
Loopring Immutable X GameStop I forgot the M And Apple
Microsoft?
Just saw in another thread that these two are fake employees. Musk posting Ligma Johnson is a signal he knows as another article shows they are fake. Ligma Johnson is slang for lick my johnson.
https://greatawakening.win/p/15K6lfWa60/those-twitter-layoff-photos-may-/
Thank you for posting that. I was trying to find out what the joke was with Ligma!
Damn make a great name for a character In a book.
Ligma! Lol
Ligma = Loopring immutable X GameStop
It leads directly into Musks last part of that post "π π¦".....
Ligma Johnson gets them the "π π¦"....
Ok, I feel stupid asking this, but I don't get the emojis? Is that supposed to be an eggplant?
I don't understand why the people below you don't understand what the emoji combination means.
The eggplant is used as a dick (johnson) and the sweat water emoji is the Jizzlane Maxwell that happens when the johnson is ligmaed.
In totally crude terms: Ligma Johnson (Lick My Johnson; Lick My Dick) had it "coming" (cumming).
It's a masterful work.
^^This π€£π€£π€£
To me it implies he committed some offense getting his diqk wet. Rape? Sexual harrasment or coercion?
Ok this is getting too good.
Heβs doing an end zone dance in their faces which are undoubtedly red π‘
π go Elon.
OMG!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ I have NEVER laughed so hard!!
I love Elon so muchπ€£
Elon sure as hell doesnβt sound worried about getting sued for talking shit about employees he just cannedπ₯π₯π₯
Best wishes to Mr. Musk on his recent acquisition.
Related to Ligma Nutts? :)
My sides! Glorious! π₯³
I think there is a variant of the whole "Ligma" joke we can use on twitter.
Start off with a post: "Guys, I think solution to this whole Elon ordeal is Johnson".
And when they reply "Johnson who?"
Then post this picture: https://i.imgflip.com/6ypgai.jpg
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. THANKS!!!
Actors
https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/23428775/twitter-fake-employee-layoff-rahul-ligma-elon-musk
https://nypost.com/2022/10/28/pranksters-posing-as-laid-off-twitter-employees-trick-media-outlets/
Ligma comms? (GME)
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/sn2a5c/youve_heard_of_faang_but_have_you_heard_of_ligma/
I am sure this is comms of some kind. Maybe troll comms
Time to rename the office above Elon's "the bridge.". Because trolls live under the bridge.
Lmfao.
Imagine if those two guys weren't actually on the chopping block, but Elon saw the potential for the joke and just fired them for the lulz π
Reporter: Who was fired today?
Elon: Ligma
Reporter: Ligma who?
Elon: ...
Shame on those commies
Mike Hunt had it coming
I hear bots don't do puns very well. At least I hope the respondents are bots and not part of the voting public. If the people responding are indeed not bots then they might be people. If people are not bots then they must be people and we all know people are not bots. Did you know bot is short for robot? Bot bot bot bot . . .