“I just tested positive for Covid 19,” wrote the Turtle. “I’m fully vaccinated, boosted and because of this am fortunate enough to say I feel completely fine.” - Mitch McConnell, probably
Look, the Babylon Bee just reported yesterday that Mitch McConnell was so spooked by the J6 footage that he'd pulled his head back into his turtle shell...
Hospitalized where? Notice no mention of the hospital. How can we send a Get Well Soon card? Anyone have the Gitmo Hospital address? Nice cover story for his absence from the Senate.
Turtle’s down! Turtle’s down! 😂🤣😂
Nobody turn him over!!
kek
Kek!
I mean just leave him. If he's capable, he'll pick himself back up. That's what he seems to expect all of us to do anyway.
u/#topkek
Here we go
Carter, Feinstein, Fetterman, McConnell
Who else?
Dewine from Ohio. Injured after Hobbs
I emailed Dewine about that..asked if he was under indightment..
Noice 👍
And uncle jesse at sagett funeral (olson twins did it) reeeeeeeeeeee
Hobbs
Newsom has Covid.
Excuse to hide, not work...............I doubt that that POS got jabbed.
Das Boot?
You win comment of the day,!🎉
Flip him over…
😂
“I just tested positive for Covid 19,” wrote the Turtle. “I’m fully vaccinated, boosted and because of this am fortunate enough to say I feel completely fine.” - Mitch McConnell, probably
It would have been worse if he were not vaccinated. Of course.
I completely spaced that
Turtles have trouble getting up again especially once on their backs
Sorry but I hope Ted Cruz had enough and pushed him. “I’m Majority Leader Now Beeeeaaaootch Meeeeaaootch!” Kek Kek!
Look, the Babylon Bee just reported yesterday that Mitch McConnell was so spooked by the J6 footage that he'd pulled his head back into his turtle shell...
https://babylonbee.com/news/spooked-by-jan-6-footage-mcconnell-withdraws-head-into-shell
So, a fall after that point makes total sense - he couldn't see where he was going! <Bugs Bunny voice>: What an emBECile, what a NINcompoop!
Time for the music yet? Is it huh? Is it huh?
lol, was just thinking in Porky Pig voice at the end of cartoons "that's all, folks..."
Old people + falls = broken bones + blood clots
Remdesiver ventilator baffling
Article states it was just a trip. Doesn't say anything about a roof. Was hoping for some breaking news.
Instant rimshot!
Was there a hammer involved?
Paul Pelosi and DePape's ears perked up.
Trump has them boxed in like a turtle's pecker.
BEST COMMENT yet, AND TRUE!
Is it time for das boot? Or something more…. 🤔
.... and when he comes out he will have a boot?
Two boots and an orange jumpsuit.
You forgot the hemp rope around the turtle neck, but all good.
Good point.
He's out. I see a FALL
Of the Cabal?
No. Cabal not fall yet. If we have that many train wrecks and disasters, they still have power.
Just one of their major foot soldiers fall.
interesting how weird "stuff" happens to guys in his position...Harry Reid comes to mind...those damn exercise machines are out to get them all.../s
Reid also had wrinkled flag on coffin
Yeah. LOL
Hard to walk, when you have your turtle head pulled down.
move slowly on all fours...
Could be comms telling the aware that he has "fallen, turned or otherwise been compromised" by the Patriot team.
Boot incoming in 3...2...1...
KHARMA ???
Hospitalized where? Notice no mention of the hospital. How can we send a Get Well Soon card? Anyone have the Gitmo Hospital address? Nice cover story for his absence from the Senate.
He must have slipped on a puddle of cream of somyounguy soup...
Eeeeewww
Fall guy? Literally
Mitch gonna be wearing a boot by chance after this...fall?
Karma’s a Mitch with a B.
Didn't fall, was punched in the face...
Harry Reid style.
Boot up his ass.
Gonna miss Mitch - we wish him well.
I was wondering who pushed him.
Maybe he was helped into the cruiser head first! What a shame, couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Get this man on remdesivir, STAT!
https://www.marchofdimes.org/about/news/after-effects-polio-can-harm-survivors-40-years-later
I thought the banner said “Kamala”
And i thought MITCH said something else. I guess it makes sense no matter how I read it
For anyone interested, this guy tracks celebs and politicians wearing boots. If you're keeping score, there is a lot. https://twitter.com/Prolotario1?t=Fzm5uPXvhyePc9-APxBwug&s=09
That's an interesting link. Look at this tidbit
https://twitter.com/Prolotario1/status/1633810382648229888?t=jZwW4UbtWMwOTZBjjnpUZg&s=19
Yup, and Bronfman just got the boot as well!