Nice...but the only thing missing is a lesson on gay history. Carpe could teach his students about Sodom and Gommorah first. Then later about the rise of AIDS.
Next, he should talk about taking the kids are to go see Mel Gibbs new movie "The Resurrection"...but to get permission slips signed, telling Mom and Dad they are being taken to a drag queen show.
Does anyone know how to contact him? I’ve got a great idea. He should tweet that he’s going to live forever in heaven because he’s saved. When an atheist inevitably disagrees with that, he can say that the atheist is “denying his existence”
That’s what the left does with regard to trans people. If you disagree they frame it as though you think they don’t exist
It confirms (if it needed to be ) that we are in the midst of a spiritual war.
Now I admit I am late to the battle as I was an atheist/agnostic for years till I had my eyes opened.
The fact that school teachers are repelled by Jesus and God but welcome the mutilation and perversion of children is beyond belief.
This is the real war.
Not the Russian day out to Ukraine they are foisting on us.
God bless all of you on here, keep the faith, and much love and gratitude.
I'm actually a third-grade public school teacher. I sneak the gospel story in while teaching history to my multicultural students. "This is what the European settlers believed..." I don't do an alter call or anything, but the seed is scattered, and I pray there is fertile soil.
What a great idea! Can’t wait to see liberals foam at the mouth from our indoctrination! That’s exactly what we should do to counter the deviant behavior they are indoctrinating in the schools, i.e. transgenderism, gay sex, oral sex, anal sex. Let children be children and focus on improving the 3 important basics: reading, writing and arithmetic.
This is Kekolicious
My favorite cereal is whatever has no sugar, and is 100% Keko friendly
Boring! Cinnamon Toast Crunch till I die!
It should be cinnamon toast kek!
no love for Lucky Keks?
Kek-o Puffs.
I love those magically delicious keks
The health conscious go for Raisin Keks, Bran Keks, or Grape Keks!
As long as it’s made by kekllogs it’s gonna be good!
Carpe Donktum is a shitposting legend! This one was good, but the rest of the thread is comedy gold....
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2023/04/13/carpe-donktum-trolls-the-woke-claiming-hes-a-third-grade-teacher-talking-about-jesus-and-its-glorious/
OMG that's priceless. This is one of the funniest things I've seen any troll from our team do. 10/10 is right.
oops wrong thread
That's how we win...
Haha I was just reading these earlier, made me laugh.
This is glorious!
He should teach them about the REAL rainbow and that this rainbow was STOLEN and mutilated!!!
I've even found and ordered packs of Popsicle sticks made from gopher wood! CRAFTS TIME!
Haha. Old school.
Nice...but the only thing missing is a lesson on gay history. Carpe could teach his students about Sodom and Gommorah first. Then later about the rise of AIDS.
This needs to happen
It’s funny, but there are no Reee!s to be found. 😞
So many of the Titterati are so clueless. It's sad, actually.
I'm actually surprised that very few of our enemies recognize this famous red-pill machine...
Came here to say this. My lord these people are obtuse.
Go’s Bless America - I love it!
Next, he should talk about taking the kids are to go see Mel Gibbs new movie "The Resurrection"...but to get permission slips signed, telling Mom and Dad they are being taken to a drag queen show.
Another 10/10
Hallelujah!
That's so bad....😆😆😆
Not really seeing many leftists being bothered by this. The only people who seem to think it's real are those who are in favor of it. 🤷♀️
This is about gender bullshit, isn't it?
It goes deeper than that! Denomination is a spectrum.
You'd figure they'd run out of ignorant people who don't know who this guy is. He didn't even change anything this time!
Does anyone know how to contact him? I’ve got a great idea. He should tweet that he’s going to live forever in heaven because he’s saved. When an atheist inevitably disagrees with that, he can say that the atheist is “denying his existence”
That’s what the left does with regard to trans people. If you disagree they frame it as though you think they don’t exist
That's great. Use twitter?
I was banned long ago
It confirms (if it needed to be ) that we are in the midst of a spiritual war. Now I admit I am late to the battle as I was an atheist/agnostic for years till I had my eyes opened. The fact that school teachers are repelled by Jesus and God but welcome the mutilation and perversion of children is beyond belief. This is the real war. Not the Russian day out to Ukraine they are foisting on us. God bless all of you on here, keep the faith, and much love and gratitude.
I'm actually a third-grade public school teacher. I sneak the gospel story in while teaching history to my multicultural students. "This is what the European settlers believed..." I don't do an alter call or anything, but the seed is scattered, and I pray there is fertile soil.
"I was a Sunday school teacher for 40 years"...
And still blind. 🤯🤡
What a great idea! Can’t wait to see liberals foam at the mouth from our indoctrination! That’s exactly what we should do to counter the deviant behavior they are indoctrinating in the schools, i.e. transgenderism, gay sex, oral sex, anal sex. Let children be children and focus on improving the 3 important basics: reading, writing and arithmetic.
Based and Jesuspilled
This is the way!
This is ultra top tier trolling. You don't see much of that!
Nice that, only about a 3rd of replies actually thought it was the truth and the parody humor went right over their heads.
My favorite cereal is a shot of whiskey and a beer ( not butt beer )