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STATEMENT: The GreatAwakening .WIN categorically denies promoting CNN's claims. ANY USERS ON THIS .WIN MAKING CLAIMS THAT ANDERSON COOPER EATS RAW, UNCOOKED BABIES FROM DOMESTIC SOURCES WILL BE BANNED! Thank you! (media.greatawakening.win)
posted 4 years ago by catsfive [M] 4 years ago by catsfive +785 / -2
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– catsfive [S] 199 points 4 years ago +201 / -2

Statement (continued): Yeah, CNN, you losers, we're 'taking the piss' with your stupid statements. You're a joke, and there's no point in 'correcting' your abject stupidity. Instead, however, WHY AREN'T YOU REPORTING THAT ANDERSON COOKER APPEARS IN THE 'LOLITA EXPRESS' FLIGHT LOGS TO EPSTEIN'S PEDO ISLAND? Thank you.

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– overrun 46 points 4 years ago +46 / -0

Are you the designated wry humor mod? (Seeing a trend in your posts.)

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– catsfive [S] 72 points 4 years ago +74 / -2

I'm old and I do worry about dad jokes. This community helps me not get out of hand. But, I'll kick the MSM in the teeth every chance I get.

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– PresElectDeezNuts 25 points 4 years ago +25 / -0

dad jokes rule

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– Phishhed44 24 points 4 years ago +24 / -0

Dad’s rule.

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– Symmetry 19 points 4 years ago +19 / -0

There’s quite a few “old” mom and dads on here, so don’t worry about that.

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– VoatAnon1984 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

I’m interested in spread of ages on here. I’m realizing there are many more boomers than I thought on here.

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– overrun 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

I love dad jokes and torment my adult children with them every chance I get -

https://memesbams.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/1-Dad-Joke-Meme.jpg

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– Rubieroo 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

For some reason this entire thread reminds me of the dad joke book about Chinese cooking, called "100 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

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– Varangian 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

When the first Hmong arrived in Mpls an old guy on his back porch hammering a burlap sack of puppies calmly explained to horrified onlookers he was “just making lunch“. If he’d been cleaning fish, meh. It’s culture shock.

They were shooting songbirds from the trees around Lake of the Isles Park with tiny bows and arrows too. I loved it, but it wasn’t a popular opinion.

Those guys were here because they helped us Fk up Charlie bigly, and they were getting slaughtered after we bugged out. They earned those birds and puppies dammit. They just shouldn’t have been transplanted to an urban environment. Reservation life would have delighted them. Lutheran Social Services thought otherwise. I don’t know how it all worked out but hear hipppie paradise is Somalia now, so not sorry I left.

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– y000danon 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

Rule is - one joke, per kid, per person, every day.

This is the way

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– HumblePede 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

LOL, really? I'm going to have to update my husband. He is waaaaayyyyy over his daily limit. ;-)

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– y000danon 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Oh It's a fair world-proven ratio.

A) 1 Dad, 3 Kids, 6 People.

1 x 3 x 9 = Dad gets 27 chances to vent out toddler humor /w the Glass Ratio of Dad Jokes.

B) 2 Dads, 2 kids between them, in a group of 8 people.

2 x 2 x 8 = 32 Jokes.

This is where the dad ratio comes in handy. now 8 people will be held captive.

Now does the Glass Ratio of Dad Jokes work? It remains to be seen.

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– HumblePede 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Ahahaha! Yep, he's way over his daily ratio.

now 8 people will be held captive.

...held captive.

Held captive is right! It's torture, I tell ya!

Whew, this gave me a big chuckle. I know I'm way off topic at this point, but I needed a good laugh. Thank you.

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– y000danon 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Likewise : )

That's why Dad jokes are the best. Everyone can enjoy - if they want.

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– catsfive [S] 1 point 4 years ago +3 / -2

Wait, isn't that the China one-joke policy, tho?

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– MommaChz1 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Look up “Gloria Vanderbilt dream boxes” this is some of her art which is warped. She has quite a few pictures of them in her house and studio. I don’t think normal art to have around if you have small children.

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– ItCameOutOfACan 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Now that, is the question I want answered.

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– Burmeister 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

lmao

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– fat50 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

"COOKER"

I see what you did there ; -)

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– catsfive [M] [S] -1 points 4 years ago +1 / -2

I was surprised this didn't get more comments.

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– VetforTrump 95 points 4 years ago +95 / -0

I never said anderson Cooper eats babies from domestic sources so I should not be banned. Also, i have no proof that he gets them domestically only. Or that he eats them cooked or raw with garnishments.

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– catsfive [M] [S] 60 points 4 years ago +63 / -3

You will not be banned. Thank you.

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– SvixGale 37 points 4 years ago +37 / -0

Wow watching your username pulse & flash is like being at my own personal rave.

I LOVE the new board color scheme!!!!!

KEK

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– farpointpatriot 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

KEK

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– catsfive [S] 2 points 4 years ago +5 / -3

KEK

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– SvixGale 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Shadilay!

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– VetforTrump 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Cool

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– deleted 18 points 4 years ago +18 / -0
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– inquimous 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

While I was working out a similar disclaimer. Good work.

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– Smeade 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

I wanted to comment this exact thing but I was too afraid. Mods ain’t playing lately. Thanks for your great courage. {bows humbly}

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– catsfive [S] 9 points 4 years ago +12 / -3

I expect to die in the bathroom of a FEMA Wal-Mart. It is what it is.

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– VetforTrump 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Lfol...fema camp...

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– PlumberFag 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Just where China Joe wants ya ?

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– HillaryQlinton 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Or with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0
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– Wtf_socialismreally 68 points 4 years ago +68 / -0

Look, no one here is saying that Anderson Cooper eats babies. We know he doesn't. He just houses them in his stomach because he wants to be a woman and doesn't understand basic anatomy.

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– Retaining_H2O 39 points 4 years ago +39 / -0

I agree.

Anderson Cooper only eats IMPORTED raw, uncooked babies.
He would never touch the local stuff.

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– InsanityRules 16 points 4 years ago +16 / -0

Not raw. Seared to a golden brown, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...

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– southbeatz 21 points 4 years ago +21 / -0

What we do know is that there was a painting of a boy, likely being tortured or used for something not good but the painting reasonably matches up to the underground empty pool of the Vanderbilt house who was Cooper's mother.

With that said, there's really no good way to go about this because if what is suspected then Anderson would have been heavily abused as a child, maybe even raped and tortured so that would explain things if he does take part in the adrenochrome shit.

The sad part of this is if it's all true as it has been presented with a variety of evidence over time then that pretty much would make him a truly broken person that cannot be fixed.

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– VetforTrump 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

What if the entire mockingbird project is being staffed by people who were farmed as children. Some given over to parents who raised them and taught them the ritual abuse as normal? Once grown, placing them in mockingbird, u.s. government roles, military and certain industries? 800k children a year would build a huge army of brainwashed broken people. Maybe one became president.

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– southbeatz 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/42/ab/2042ab760d98c7495cd06030838c2e8c.jpg)

Just one of many endless things that show that most in power were chosen and didn't just rise up to become powerful. This picture is of a young Barack Obama and is supposed to be with a young Bill Gates and Michael before he became Michelle.

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– MommaChz1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

So the painting you talk about I know I had seen before but couldn’t remember. So digging around I found the artist her name is Biljana Djurdjevic she is a Serbian artist. Her works are very disturbing. The owner of some of her pieces is Tony Podesta. He is linked to Hilary, James Alefantis (comet ping pong) and Marina Abramovic also Serbian “artist” and I think satanist. I think that art tells a lot about a person.

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– Magpi 16 points 4 years ago +16 / -0

"from domestic sources" kek

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– MAGAngelo 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

My background is Film/TV production.

I’ve often thought of creating a nightly Q-news show with nothing but the best of sauces pulled from GA.W

This image/post makes me want to stop thinking and start creating.

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– 2016is1776 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Just do it already. With the wins of the days post to close it up.

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– BuckPshrink 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

Kinder wurst? Whole new meaning for baby food....

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– farpointpatriot 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

OGM ... upvote for the worst joke of the day.

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– catsfive [S] 2 points 4 years ago +5 / -3

You misspelled "b-e-s-t" :)

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– ThatOneGuyQmart 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Lol

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– TrumpBiscuits 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Golden Kek!

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– DoMagnum 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

I have it on good authority that Anderson only consumes the finest imported babies.

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– 86_stretchen 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

Has Mr Cooper denied eating babies publicly?

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– catsfive [S] 10 points 4 years ago +12 / -2

HAS HE DISAVOWED? That's next. I have CNN memes for days and days.

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– yHB643zGPs 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

So...

Cooked is ok?

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– GrannyPaine 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

"Mr. Anderson Cooper! Have you stopped eating babies?"

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– truthloveliberty 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

Anderson was just feeling left out so he wanted to make the Q movement about himself. Narcissism runs deep.

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– Taran77 8 points 4 years ago +9 / -1

I can't deny nor confirm that Anderson Copper eats babies!! I plead the 5th!!!

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– SvixGale 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

Hello, I'm the spox-potato for Mr. Potatohead.

My client wishes to know why you are dragging him into this.

He says Anderson cooper is a giant doodie head.

Formal letter on certified potato to follow shortly.

Thank you.

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– catsfive [M] [S] 7 points 4 years ago +9 / -2

What potato? That's Brian Stelter!

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– eyerighteye 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I can only hear LBS in Mark's voice, regardless of context.

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– SvixGale 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Hmmmmm.... I shall review the materials again and get back to you.

At first glance, both my starchy client and I thought you used his potatoey likeness in a CNN screenshot.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

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– GregToday 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

When I first moved to North Carolina at 11, there was this girl in my English class who would not stop talking about Biltmore estate. She kept trying to get me to go. I think she was a "special guest" there. She mentioned of a two hour private drive. It doesn't look like Biltmore has a two hour private drive on google maps.

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– 67Vert 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

So we’re not denying that he eats babies. Just that Uncooked and domestic may not apply. J/k. Don’t ban

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– motrhed3 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

so do we have PROOF Anderson Cooper doesnt eat babies? whether cooked or raw? just asking, you know, for a fren...

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– VetforTrump 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Well I for one would like Mr. Cooper to produce the proof he doesn't eat babies in any way shape or form or else we simply will have to accept that he does and harp on it hourly

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– The_Watcher 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Snopes says: False

One source, once, was not domestic.

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– OKRancher 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

I just assumed he does since CNN reported that he doesn’t. CNN gets the blame for fake news again. I can’t keep up.

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– Mad_Maximo 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Also, there is a difference between belief and knowledge.

We don't believe the sky is blue, we know it is.

Just saying.

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– LithiumIO 5 points 4 years ago +6 / -1

Roger that... he only eats imported cooked ones. Gotcha ;D

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– Trump_VS_NWO 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

As certain as I am that Biden won the 2020 presidential election, I am certain that Anderson Cooper does not eat raw uncooked babies from domestic sources.

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– VetforTrump 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Ha perfectly stated lol.

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– DapperDon 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

What about fully cooked babies?

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– Minimagamama 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Who said anything about RAW AND UNCOOKED!?! With his discerning palate it’s more like sautéed in a piquant white wine sauce.

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– VetforTrump 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Snob

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– Aclemmo77 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

He likes.them.lightly sautéed with a fine Chianti, ffffffff

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– thatguynobody 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

What about the favas?

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– Darwyn 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Everyone knows that Anderson Cooper gets his babies from foreign sources. Domestic babies up until recently would have been all white meat and he likes dark meat. Duh...

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– Alkaizer 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

It’s fuckin rawww!

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– InMAGAWeTrust 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

So if I say, "Potato eats baby humans." is that Okay?

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– levarrishawk 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Everyone knows that he doesn't eat uncooked babies from domestic sources... He only eats spirit cooked babies from select imported sources. Only the best for a Vanderbilt.

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– libtards_r_stoopid 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Lol

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